Disclaimer: I don't own CATCF! No I don't! I really, REALLY don't!
Guess what Sian! - Last chapter! It is VERY VERY VERY VERY crap though, but I don't care because this fic is OVER! CLOSED! FINISHED! ENDED!... You get the idea!
"I'm seriously gonna ask for a rise after this!" Chris exclaimed as he zig zaged along the quiet road, trying to avoid the patches of ice on he road, and being hit by Laurel and her crap, battered car.
"You know Sian, your mum keeps coming back so much she would be a worthy opponent for Nemesis from the Resident evil 3 game." Steph said absently as she clunked in some coins to the meter to pay for her, Sian and Mike's fare – She maybe strange but she still honest… Mostly.
"Well that's something that's gonna fill me with confidence! Meet my mother, she's not someone you'd like to meet much but it would be cool to see her engage in a fist fight with a genetically mutated computer character!" Sian spat back in panic as the car whacked the side of the bus, the tap causing the bus to spin out of control on some black ice and tip over.
Sian coughed and rose to her knees, crawling along the floor…roof. "Guys?" She called out feebly.
"Over here!" Steph called back as she sat up, rubbed her head and lifted down the cage which had been wedged securely between two seats. Steph's memory flicked back to when she had said: "I have a feeling it's gonna be one of those days."… "You know, sometimes I really hate being right." Steph muttered as she checked the animals were ok and then started to follow Sian down to the front of the bus.
"You get Mike, I'll go to Chris." Steph said to Sian as she stood up shakily and went over to the upside down driver's seat where Chris was unconscious.
"Chris? Chris – You alright?" She asked gently, shaking his shoulder.
"Wha? Yeah, I'll be fine after an aspirin and a vacation." Chris joked as he managed to unfasten his seatbelt and fall out of his seat onto the roof…floor…whatever.
"Ok, make that two aspirin." Chris muttered as Sian helped him to his feet.
"Mike? Are you ok?" Sian asked worriedly s she knelt down next to him.
"Oh yeah, I'm just dandy!" Mike scoffed as he groaned and sat up.
"Oh thank god!" Sian replied, flinging her arms round Mike and kissing him.
"Erm… Do you mind waiting till AFTER we are out of life threatening danger to do that?" Steph asked with a roll of her eyes as she pushed the emergency exit button.
Sian suddenly realised what she was doing and pulled away from Mike. "I'm SO sorry! I…I…" She tried to move away, but Mike grabbed her arm, and pulled her back so they made eye contact.
"…Don't be." He said gently, struggling to his feet.
"Will you two hurry up?" Steph asked as she started to climb off the bus, holding the cage in one hand, and Chris leaning on her for support.
"Coming." Sian and Mike muttered as they followed the others off the bus…
Laurel sat in her bashed up car, mumbling to herself – The bus had tipped upside down! What look, she sat watching – And waiting, to see who, if anyone came out alive. After a few minutes she saw that weird, rude bitch and the bus driver come stumbling out… Followed by Sian and that Mike Teavee boy! – Laurel felt her anger grew as she put her foot down on the accelerator and drove straight at them.
"MOVE!" Steph shouted as she helped Chris across the road.
Sian and Mike looked round in blind panic, they were about to climb back on the bus but then noticed a fuel leak and instead hobbled after Steph and Chris – Jumping desperately as Laurel and her crapmobile came roaring towards them… And straight past them… Into the bus.
Sian and Mike looked at each other in horror and shielded each other as there was a huge explosion and the bus and car – Including Laurel, all blew up and disintegrated in a sea of flames (YAY!)
Sian sat up in shock, her mum was dead! She thought about this turn of events for a second… Oh well! She shrugged, before looking back at Mike, who was smiling softly back at her.
"Better make the most of this time guys – Before the onlookers, emergency services, press, bus company people, insurance folk, and Mike's family arrived." Steph said, as she and Chris slouched down against the nearest wall to rest.
Mike and Sian looked deep into each others eyes and kissed – They didn't need telling twice!
The End
(Hallelujah!)
