I began a new series of drabbles called "Misconceptions". They are written to make fun of some questionable things often found in fanfics that amuse me. I am the first one to be gullible of those usual misconceptions so don't take it at heart. That's crack. I have much more to be written about but if you have your own misconceptions to suggest, I'd be happy to write about them for you. They can be about FMA in particular, about yaoi or even about fanfics in general. The sillier, the better.

TITLE: Misconceptions About Girth

FANDOM: Fullmetal Alchemist

PAIRING: Scar/Al

GENRE: Crack, PWP

RATING: NC-17

WARNING: Pr0n, spoilers about Scar

DISCLAIMER: Nor Fullmetal nor its characters are mine, no money is being made here so don't sue or whatever.

SUMMARY: Al loves Scar's hand.

Scar had very nice hands. They were tanned, strong and broad. They were mismatched like those of Ed, but as they were both flesh, the differences were much less noticeable. Alphonse himself knew it only because he spent an impressive amount of time studying them.

He was probably the only one to know that the right one, the one who used to belong to his brother had slightly longer and thinner fingers. The only one to know there was a fading scar on the left thumb, earned in a stupid accident when Scar had been a kid. For most people, the two hands looked alike and they were, somewhat.

There was quite some time now that the borrowed hand was part of the Ishbalan body, so, being subjected to the same use as the other, it had shaped in a similar way. It had become as strong as the left one. It possessed the same dexterity than the other.

Both of Scar's hands were talented and delicate in a rough way, if that made sense. Alphonse loved the way they would pet him awkwardly on the head, the way they would caress his skin tentatively, the way they would shape reverently each curves of his body, the way they would grab him possessively.

Still, what he loved most were Scar's fingers. All of the ten ones were large, wide-knuckled and yet very nimble. When they were buried deeply in Al's ass he would go wild, rendered incoherent and almost mad with pleasure. The man was always afraid to hurt him so he took the utmost care in preparing him. Alphonse was grateful for that: all the more time to enjoy those amazing fingers' invasion.

The first finger usually felt like an intrusion, kinda uncomfortable, but in the same time like a teaser for greater things to come. The second always felt like something which had been wanted, a way to soothe an achy emptiness. The third one felt like Heaven. It was only when it joined the first two that the hand was mobile enough to bury them to the hilt. Only then that Alphonse could feel really full, completed in the most mind-blowing way.

Sadly, when the third finger entered him was also the sign that the treat was almost over. Soon, Scar would take them away and replace them by his painfully hard erection. His lover's penis wasn't small by any means. It was just average, around six inches long and one inch and a half in diameter. It wasn't small no, but coming in just after the departure of three unusually thick fingers, it only could suffer from the comparison.

When it came to the actual penetration, Alphonse was already too loose to enjoy it to its fullest. He always spent the rest of their intercourses mourning the absence of the beloved trio, like bereft of something vital.

Of course he could have told his lover that two fingers were enough in order to prepare him and thus be able to appreciate the girth of the man's penis. The problem was he wasn't ready to deny himself the unbelievable feeling of these three wonderful fingers burying in him. So, he kept silent. To live was to make choices and sacrifices and Alphonse knew clearly what he didn't want to sacrifice.

Afterwords: I don't care if this is actually accurate, it is a purposeful exaggeration. It can't be worse than reading for the umpteenth time something along the lines of: "He felt the intrusion of a much bigger thing than 3 fingers." I'm pretty sure that a good percentage of men have a penis girth smaller than their three middle fingers bunched together. For those that don't, they would have to have women hands and a severe case of elephantiasis for their penis to be MUCH larger than three fingers.