Hiya I don't own star wars. Mores the pity.

And torturing the SW galaxy seams like a fun way to go about with my first SW fic.

I blame my muses for this insanity and too much sugar.

Anyway I don't have a beta and I've also got dyslexia, so if u review just to complain don't ill just ignore U.

So anyway reed and enjoy.

Toodels.

Anikine Skywalker or as he was better know as, Darth Vader was having a bad day.

It had all started off normally enough with him waking up in his oxygen pod.

After that it got odd.

He'd put on his armour, only to find it had somehow become Fluro Pink, a colour no self-respecting Sith lord would ever ware.

If that wasn't bad enough when he'd entered the hall, a squad of Storm troupers know sporting bright yellow armour, were can caning down the hallway to the imperial March.

Vader absentmindedly wondered if he was still dreaming. But when he accidentally, put his hand in an open circuit panel and nearly fried all his circuitry he figured he was wide-awake…. Unfortunately.

But the real trouble started when he entered the officer's lounge.

ALL of his CO, ranging from his Admiral to his Troup Commanders were children.

Oh not just any children they were TODDLERS, ranging from the youngest at one to four year olds.

Standing there watching this. Vader was getting completely confused.

His officer's were kid. Either running around and throwing food, or wailing like a bunch of Wookies. (Not a nice sight.)

While his troupes, on the other hand were dancing around the ship.

Spinning around, Vader left the room with every intention of going back to his pod, hoping that when he wok up things would be back the way they should have been.

But his plans were foiled.

By a floating cloud of fuzzy, pink…….. Sugar?

With a mouth of red liquorish and candy eyes…. What the HELL?

Things began to get even weirder when said cloud opened its mouth and started speaking……

'I am the great pink cloud of fairy floss.' It said.

Vader forked and eyebrow, or what passed as one under his mask.

'I have come to bring joy to this ship. All who see me shall become intoxicated with my sweetness.'

Vader finally snapped, with a signal move he removed his light sabre and sliced the pink menace in half, watching in fascination as it seamed to melt in mid are screaming.

'I'm melting, I melting. Oh what a world, what a world. ArrrrhhhhHHHH.'

With that it disappeared in a blinding flash of light and everything returned to normal.

His suit went back to black, and when he looked into the lounge his officers were back to their normal age, looking around the demolished room in confusion.

Vader smirked, feeling quite pleased with himself.

Only if he knew the horror he'd released on the universe, he would off left the puff of sugar alone.

Because as he walked down the hall, feeling quite smug with himself. He failed to see two hooded figures materialising further back.

Two figures dressed in robes.

One in blue Jedi robes, the other in black sith robes smirking at his retreating back.

In the nether realm Jedi knights, Obi Wan Kinobie, Qui Gin Jinn and Mace Windu stood around a looking glass with sith lords Darth Revan, Darth Malak and Darth Maul, watching the proceedings in front of them with horror.

They were loose.

Two begins that both the Jedi and the Sith had worked together to seal over five thousand years ago.

Let the terror begin.

Ok do u see the pretty purple button ( I like purple nice colour)

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