Act 2 Ninja
Noodle: Ah so bright outside. 2-D you awake? It's time to practice for today's concert.
2-D: Mommy…. I want to ride the pink ponies.
Noodle: WAKE UP 2-D!
2-D is still asleep. Noodle gets tired of trying to wake up 2-D. Noodle drags him out of bed into the bathroom and into the bathtub. She turns on the shower runs out of the bathroom and slams the door
2-D: COLD!
2-D wide-awake is screaming at the top of his lungs.
Noodle: HAHAHA THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO WAKE 2-D UP!
Russel walks into the bathroom
Russel: YO WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET! 2-D WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL INYOUR PAJAMAS IN THE BATHTUB AND ALL WET? No Noodle you didn't…
Noodle: Didn't what? I only told him to wake up.
Russel: Noodle tell me the truth.
Noodle: Okay okay I put 2-D in there and sprayed him. It was the only way I could wake him up. It was pretty funny too!
Russel: Yo I got to admit it is pretty funny.
2-D stops screaming and realizes he's awake.
2-D: Oh blimey I'm soaked from head to foot!
Murdoc: Oh go get dressed 2-D.
Russel: You're one to talk Murdoc standing around in your underwear.
Murdoc: Oh shut up!
Noodle: Well I will go get some breakfast.
Murdoc: Here Noodle take the cardkey.
Noodle leaves and goes to Ichiraku noodle bar.Murdoc goes back to his room to find two maids there.
2-D is in his room changing out of his wet Pajamas. Russel is watching T.V. and the two maids run screaming out
of Murdoc's room.
Murdoc: Wait ladies! All I wanted was my bed maid!
Both Maids: Make your own bed you pervert!
Noodle returns with sukiyaki
Noodle: Everyone I've got sukiyaki come and get it!
Russel hops up from the couch, 2-D busts out of his room half naked, Murdoc comes out of his room and shuts the door.
2-D: Sukiyaki! Noodle my favorite you're the best!
Noodle: I knew it!
So they all eat Russel goes out to the music store and Murdoc goes to bathe in the hot springs. 2-D and Noodle go for a walk in the woods and they get separated. 2-D finds Noodle fighting with a girl with pink hair.
Sakura: Why were you talking to Sasuke? Are you trying to steal him from me?
Noodle: Once again who is Sasuke!
Sakura: Who is Sasuke? You don't know!
Noodle: No and if he's some kind of pretty boy than I don't want to!
Sakura: YOU CALLED SASUKE A PRETTY BOY THAT'S IT!
Noodle: I SAID IF HE'S SOME KIND OF A PRETTY BOY I DIDN"T SAY HE WAS!
Sakura: Oh you have such lousy taste in men!
Noodle: HOW DARE YOU! TAKE THIS!
Noodle jumps into the air and spin kicks Sakura in the face. Sakura parries the blow and tries to hit Noodle with a kunai knife. It flies and sticks into a tree right by
2-D's head.
2-D: Ladies please that almost hit me!
Noodle: Gasps Oh 2-D I'm so sorry!
Sakura: 2-D, 2-D where have I heard that name before? Wait a minute 2-D from the Gorillaz oh yes that's right. You wouldn't be that 2-D would you?
2-D: So a fan you are my dear well then!
Sakura: SO YOU ARE THEN! YOU'RE THE 2-D! OH I'M SO SORRY. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN KONOHA!
2-D: Me and Noodle here are on tour wit h Murdoc and Russel.
Sakura: Wait a minute you're the youngest member and the lead guitarist Noodle!
Noodle: Yes that's me!
Sakura: My deepest apologies and you have my full consent to talk to Sasuke.
Noodle: But who is Sasuke? Who are you?
Sakura: My name is Haruno Sakura I am a female ninja from the village of Konoha. Pleased to meet you even thought we kind of started off and bad terms.
Noodle: It's okay and I must admit you are very good.
Sakura: Thank you, you are too!
Murdoc is in the forest calling out for 2-D
Murdoc: 2-D you idiot where are you?
2-D: Oh that's Murdoc Sakura do you want to meet him?
Sakura: He won't hit on me will he?
2-D: Maybe maybe not who knows?
The three of them start walking through the forest searching for Murdoc.
Meanwhile there is a rush through the trees and a shadow resembling a person flies over above.
There is another rustle and then a shuriken with a net attached flies at 2-D and Noodle.
Ninja: Damn I missed.
Sakura: Here comes another one! Down!
There was no sound and then…
Hop hop!
Ninja's from the sound village appear out of no where
Lin: Hold it! You're the Gorillaz are you not!
Okay now enters the main character of this story Lin Ryusei. Her first name is derived from my middle name Lynn. The Yamanaka clan from Konoha
Can trace its roots back to the Ryusei clan. Lin's family has a kenkei genkai or a herited trait that would aid them in battle or other circumstances.
The Ryusei clan's kenkei genkai is her psychic abilities. One of them known as the Shintenshin that Ino Yamanaka does is where she can project her mind
Into the body of her enemy and control them. In this case Lin is a Jonin or a top ninja and she has the ability to use both parts of her mind to control two enemies
Something Ino can't do Shintenshin means Mind disturb body. Lin is capable of many more things than this but you have yet to find that out. Now to describe what she looks like, She has short blonde hair and green eyes, she is tall and curvy, and she wears a leather body suit and some black dance shoes. Her Ninja forehead protector has a music note on it indicating she is from the sound village.
Sakura: What business do you have with the Gorillaz!
Tayuya: What business is that to you little girl!
2-D: Aye you are fans too right?
Kimmimaro: You could say that now come with us
A young tough looking blonde Ninja shows up his name is Uzumaki Naruto. He and Lin were childhood friends
Naruto: Lin what are you doing!
Lin looks at Naruto and winks at him then uses her psychic powers to communicate with him
Lin Naruto don't worry I'm only helping them get the Gorillaz so I can bring down Orochimaru. I'll explain to Sakura and ask her to tell you. So play along even if you wind up fighting against me.
Naruto replies back Okay got it I'll play along but good luck but you know you have to let me help get Orochimaru okay?
Lin Okay I promise
Naruto If you don't you owe me a months supply of ramen.
Lin Okay…
Kiddomaru the I call him the spider of anime. Hand them over!
Sakura: NEVER!
Lin disappears, 2-D and Noodle begin to levitate.
2-D: Hey looks like all my meditating paid off!
Noodle: No 2-D you idiot were being kidnapped.
2-D: WHAT OH NO NO NO NO NO I DON'T WANNA GO!
Lin okay I didn't want to have to do this but looks I have no choice, Shintenshin No jutsu. Her mind goes to control both 2-D and Noodle.
Naruto: Quick Sakura guard Lin's body!
Kimmimaro: You're protecting your enemies will be your down fall
Naruto: Who ever said she was my…Sakura covers his mouth
Sakurawhispers Naruto you say way too much!
Lin is controlling 2-D and Noodle
Lin/2-D: On second thought that sounds fun! I think I'll come with you!
Lin/Noodle: 2-D I think you're right! Lets go with them!
2-D and Noodle go with the ninjas and an hour later Lin tells them she has business to take care of so they let her go
it turns out she goes over to Sakura's house.
