Interesting Interviews
A rip-off of POTO
By: Janx Spirit
Interview #1
How they ended up here
"Bella?" Donna called out. Strange. Usually her friend was very prompt when it came to time.
Two white hands shot out of nowhere and wrapped themselves around her mouth,"BOO!"
Donna tried to yell, but the hands muffled the sound. Then she heard...laughter?
"BELLA!" Donna cried out, except it came out more as "beh-ll-oo-ww!" because of the two hands covering her mouth.
"Gotcha!" Bella exclaimed, removing her hands from her friends mouth,"Anyway...ready to go?" Donna looked puzzled. Bella sighed,"Don't tell me that Maria forgot to tell you!" Donna still looked puzzled. "We're going to go take the cast of POTO for hostage, and interview them with rapid, random, and confusing questions that will turn their brains(if they have any)into mush!"
"Oh." Donna said,"Cool."
Bella clapped her hands and said,"Clap on," and soon, they were on the stage of the Grand Opera House.
"Now what?" Donna asked.
"Be patient, we have to split up, you go get Christine, Raoul, Firmin, Andre, Carlotta, Meg, Mm Giry, and everybody in the chorus, and I'll go get Erik," Bella answered.
"Why do I have to get, like, 100 people, and you only have to get one?" Donna questioned, angrily.
"Um...because..."Bella pondered for a moment,"Because...because I'm taller!"
"That doesn't seem fair!" Donna placed her hands on her hips and yelled.
"What's not fair? The fact that you have to get 100 people, or the fact that you're shorter than me?" Bella asked. Donna started to say something, but Bella was outta' there before you could say 'HOLY GAGAHANDERSFERMIKEROPIL!'
Down in the phantom's lair...
"Hello?" Bella asked, enjoying the echo's that were coming back at her.
"Who's there?" A voice rang out. Bella noticed the voice immediately. Her beautiful, marvelous, handsome GERARD BUTLER. I mean...poor, pitiful, genius Erik D' Anton.
Bella started to munch on a snickers bar as she neared Erik, "Hi, I'm Bella Butler..I mean...Bella SIGH Harper. Me, and my two friends, who I hate, are taking the cast of POTO to our evil castle against their will, and will ask you and the rest of them crazy questions that make no sense, so, come."
"What?" Erik made a face,"You fool. How dare you venture into my lair, without consent, and try to take hold of me against MY will!"
Bella started to eat some popcorn.
"Don't you give me that innocent look," And saying this last thing, Erik started to sing,"How dare you come into my lair, without consent!"
Bella finished the popcorn, and reached for some gummi bears that were lying on the floor.
Erik went on,"And try to take MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE against my will! Do you really think I'm that SSSSSTTTTTUUUUUPPPPPIIIIIIDDDDD!"
Bella nodded her head, and finished off the gummi bears. She then reached for some ants that were crawling around on the floor, and dipped them into chocolate. Where she got the chocolate? You definately don't want to know, and to tell you the truth, I really wish I didn't know.
Erik opened his mouth really wide,"Because don't you think you'll get away! Because now, there is HELL to PPPPPPAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!"
Bella wiped her hands on the sides of her red skirt,"I didn't catch that last word. Did you say 'Pay'? or 'Pee'?"
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Was it 'Bella'? or 'Crazy'?" Erik asked.
"It's Bella, but some of my 'friends' call me 'Cruella," Bella answered, completely not understanding the sarcastic tone in Erik's voice.
"Ugh. You're such an idiot, that I feel completely safe with you, let's go see your other moronic friends," And with that, Bella had won the waging battle against Erik.
Bella, Donna, and everyone else met on the stage. Bella clapped her hands,"CLAP OFF!"
Suddenly they were all transported to a different set. Flashing lights, an audience, a neon light that said 'Interesing Interviews.' The cast of POTO were seated into big comfy armchairs. The armchairs were red, the wall was red, the wood of the stage was red, the girls(Bella, Donna, and Maria)uniforms were red, and even the audience were all dressed up(or down, depends what type of person you're talking about)were dressed in red.
"Wuss ees goeeng awn?" Carlotta asked in her Italian accent(very Italian accent.)
"Shut up you pompous moron," Bella hissed angrily at her. Then she turned around and smiled,"Hello everybody, and welcome to...'INTERESTING INTERVIEWS'!"
The audience went wild, they started to throw chairs around, and, punching their fists into the air, cried out,"BELLA! DONNA! MARIA! BELLA! DONNA! MARIA!"
What a bunch of cows.
"Okay! Okay!" Maria jumped on the stage, and exclaimed in her happy, preppy, super-blonde voice(the fact that she's actually a blonde doesn't help the fact)"Today, my friends here went back to 1870 and took the cast of POTO for hostage! So now, we will be interviewing them!"
The crowd cheered.
"But first..."A voice from behind the red curtain said,"It's time for..."Donna jumped out from behind in a red jumpsuit, complete with a red cape,"My really important question!" She dove to her knees right before Raoul,"FOPMAN!"
The cast became a bit unnerved. Even Erik was a bit scared.
"Fop...man...?"Raoul asked,"And please answer me quickly. You're scaring me, and I feel as though I'm about to shit bricks soon."
"Don't you know what FOP stands for?" Donna seemed a little bit disappointed.
"Even I don't know what FOP means! And what the Hell are you doing!" Bella yelled angrily.
"FOP stands for FASHION OBSESSED PRICK!" Donna screamed, tears rolling down her eyes in disgust at the thought of her F-O-P being a F-R-A-U-D.
"Whoa, you just got served." Bella said.
Raoul turned red.
Christine smiled.
And Erik started to crack up.
"Okay, um...we're running out of time, so let's get atleast a few questions done before we wrap up for today!" Maria said over the happy chatter. "Bella, Donna! Assemble!" Maria yelped in delight.
"Are you out of your mind?" Donna(back in her uniform)questioned."Really, what is this, the 'Powerpuff Girls'?"
"Dudettes! Just ask a couple of questions!" Maria screamed. Everything was quiet. Not a mouse stirred. Not even the raving audience.
"Okay!" Bella spun around,"Christine!"
Christine picked up her head, she hadn't expected to be first,"Yes?"
"Why would you ever pick Monsiuer Fop over Erik?" Bella asked straight into the microphone.
The audience went silent. All of them were Erik/Christine shippers, and to hear it straight from the source was absolutely amazing.
"Well..." Christine started, looking around her. Raoul was looking straight at her. The cast(which were also sort of Erik/Christine shippers, as all the females loved Raoul's beautiful face...throws her fruit loops into bucket...)were looking at her, but mostly, Erik. Who was looking extremely intently at her, waiting for the answer. Wanting the answer. He needed to know the exact reason. He just needed to know. "Well...who says I picked either one of them?"
It was dead silent. Everyone was in amazement.
"Please elaborate for us," Donna said, breaking the silence.
"Well...that...is..."Christine thought,"Raoul and I are infatuated, but if you didn't notice, I never said 'I love you' to either one of them. You see I like Raoul very much, hey, we're engaged, but I just want everyone to know the truth, and that is...!" Christine got up and ran off to the side.
Maria turned to Bella and grimaced. Bella only shrugged.
BASHOOM!
Christine came running from the side straight past them, and jumped onto the armchair. She started to jump up and down crazily. Much like a certain scientology alien freak-o they all knew much TOO well...
"I OWN ERIK!" Christine yelled,"YES! IT'S TRUE! I PAID $50 MONOPOLY DOLLARS FOR HIM WHILE PLAYING WITH THE TWO DRUNK GUYS IN THE OPERA!" Then she sat down,"Whoo. Thank goodness I got THAT off my chest!"
"And I thought you were the normal one," Said Donna.
"U owwn heem? Haoww ees taat poseebell?" Asked Carlotta.
"But I paid." Christine answered.
"Ang u waunt too owwn heem? Whie?"
"Because I love him." Christine beamed happily.
"WHAT! WHAT! YOU LOVE HIM! WHAT! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SING EVER AGAIN!" Raoul got up and started screaming at the top of his lungs.
"Oh, shut up you Fop. I'll sing whenever I please to do so, and besides, I love you too." Christine seethed.
"NO!" Monsieur Fop cried out indignantly,"You can't love two people! NOOOOOO!"
"Yes I can, as long as I love one more than the other." Christine told him.
"WHO DO YOU LOVE MORE!" Raoul asked. Well, actually, he screamed it more than asked.
"TEEHEEHEE!" Christine squealed.
"TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!" The four crazy's laughed in union.
"Um...wow..." Erik took the microphone from Maria and went to the center of the stage. It was very obvious that he was smiling, no matter how much he was trying to hide it. "I guess that's it for today, but we'll be back tomorrow, so don't forget us that quickly."
A/N: I want you to review...now...so...GO MY ANGELS OF REVIEWING!
Disclaim.: I don't own POTO
