Bowser's Castle
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
"Gwa ha ha ha!" Bowser laughed as he was enormous, chasing Mario in the hot, boiling magma of his castle as he swiped his claws at the small, red capped plumber. "I'm going to get you good, Mario!"
"I don't think-a so-a!" Mario exclaimed as he jumped from yellow platform to platform, managing to dodge Bowser's claw swips as he stuck his tongue out back at the massive Koopa King.
Bowser Junior and Kamek were both watching the platforming action from a balcony, watching as Bowser began spewing hot yellow fireballs at Mario, who kept dodging them with ease.
"How come papa just doesn't install traps to prevent Mario from progressing?" Bowser Jr. asked Kamek as he bounced about.
Kamek sighed as he frowned, shaking his head as he turned to Bowser Jr. "Oh, Junior, it's because your father is a big too pig headed to actually try and think. He rather just crush Mario instead of actually planning things out."
"Typical." Dry Bowser commented, being behind Bowser Jr. and Kamek as his skeletal arms were crossed.
"How long have you been here?" Kamek asked Dry Bowser, lowering his glasses as he faced the skeletal Koopa.
Dry Bowser sighed as he shook his skeletal head. "I have been here long enough to see how embarrassing my living relative is doing. He somehow still thinks being huge would actually help him beat Mario."
The three reptiles turned their attention back to the platforming, with Bowser screaming as he was sent down the giant pit along with all the red lava, with Mario being triumphant as usual, standing on top of the kill switch. Dry Bowser rolled his eyes while Kamek sighed in disappointment, Bowser Jr. placing his left hand on his face.
"Oh dad... why do you have to be such a failure...?" Bowser Jr. muttered in disapointment as he watched Mario proudly march through the rest of Bowser's Castle, coming face to face with a False Bowser, who was even less intimidating than the real one.
