April Fools

Draco's Prank

Transfigurations was there last lesson and sooner then they would wish the day ended and night resumed. They sat eating their dinner in the great hall. The pranks for the mass public appeared to be over. Dinner went by uneventful, the student population calmed down from the lost energy spent on the demanding pranks. They had just let their guard down when Neville attacked and he did so savagely, with the worst instrument known to mankind, the one that had forced children to be ashamed of their parents and make teenagers fear their 21st birthday party…embarrassing childhood photographs. The group left the great hall to find them everywhere, posted up onto all the walls, moving photographs of little Ronnykins being thrown by a lawn gnome, Dean using the potty for the first time, Seamus playing with Barbie and Ken, Draco dressed up as a nurse…a female nurse.

'Oh shut up Potter!'

And just because Hermione and Harry had a muggle upbringing didn't exclude them from the horror. Photo's of a very hairy Hermione, from when she had undergone that little accident involving the polyjuice potion is second year (Collin had managed to sneak into the hospital wing) and a photo of Harry just after he had woken up after a night of drunken good times…it wasn't pretty.

'Let's see how you look after 15 shoots of tequila and a good number of smurnoff- Stop laughing you git!'

They all sat before the fire in the Gryffindor common room still laughing at the photos they had collected from around the school.

'So how'd you get them all?' Seamus asked examining Draco in a skirt.

'I owled your parents,' Neville smirked 'Except for Draco, Blaise gave me that one-,'

'I'm gonna curse his balls off!'

'And I got the ones of Harry and Hermione from Collin Creevy,'

'Why hasn't anyone destroyed that camera yet?' Harry asked.

'Well it looks like we're all done, time to judge a winner- oh no wait, I forgot Malfoy hasn't done his yet,' Ron, sarcasm anyone?

'Back off Ron,' Seamus defended.

'Yeah it's only ten, they still got two hours,' Dean pointed out.

'Oh I don't know,' Draco yawned 'Looking on it now it just all seems so immature,'

'What?' Harry asked 'Say that again?'

'Oh come on Harry! We're in seventh year, we won't even be in Hogwarts next year, don't you think it's time we started to move on. We can't do this sort of stuff next year,' Draco lectured.

'Who said!' Dean asked shocked.

'And personally I'd prefer to grow up now by choice rather than because I have to,' Draco finished.

'HA! I told ya he was bull shitting! I knew it, I knew it!' Ron yelled pointing at Draco.

'Honestly Weasley where's your maturity?' Draco scorned.

'I get where you're coming from,' Harry spoke up 'We're last years, I mean what kind of example have we been giving all day for the younger ones?'

'Exactly,' Draco agreed 'So now if it's alright with you I'm going to go up to bed, I'm completely knackered. Coming harry?'

'Yeah,' Harry said, slipped his hand in Draco's as they climbed up the stairs.

'See! I told you guys!' Ron exclaimed. Draco and Harry walked into the dorm room and shut the door behind them.

'They're setting up the room to prank us aren't they?' Seamus asked.

'Oh yeah,' Hermione verified.

'Okay,' Harry was bubbling with excitement, finally he would get his turn 'What are we going to do to those gits?'

'Nothing,'

'What?'

"I was being serious Harry, I'm over this April Fools thing,' Draco clarified.

'Really?' Harry asked disappointed.

'Yeah I'm sorry,' Draco gave Harry and encouraging smile 'I really am very tired. I'm going to sleep if you want to go back downstairs I'll understand,'

Harry smiled warmly at Draco.

'Na, that's okay. I'd rather be up here with you,'

Harry laid down on his bed and patted the spot beside him. Draco smiled happily and followed suit, cuddling up to the boy he was so much in love with.

An hour later a very tired group decided to call it a night and very warily began the ascent to the dormitories. They opened the door carefully before pushing Neville inside.

'Hey!' Neville exclaimed.

'Shhhh!' the boys hissed as they entered after him. They looked toward the drawn overhangs of Harry's bed and realised they were both inside. Seamus checked the bathroom for traps, before the reluctant teens turned to their beds. Ron tapped Seamus' shoulder

'Could you check my bed for spiders?' Ron whispered.

'What?...no!' Seamus hissed. Ron whimpered and threw open his covers…nothing. Same with the other boys. Readying themselves they quickly checked under the beds…nothing. They opened their trunks to see if they had been left any nasty surprises…nothing there either. Seamus shrugged.

'I guess Draco was actually being serious,' he whispered.

'I told you guys he was bull shitting,' Ron whispered. The boys got into bed, however the constant fear kept them wide awake. Unbeknownst to them however, Draco slipped out of Harry's bed under the invisibility cloak and ducked into the bathroom. After making the changes he needed he quickly crept back into Harry's bed, making sure to shut the curtains.

'Draco?' Harry asked sitting up and checking the clock 'What is it? I've only been asleep half an hour,'

Draco smiled seductively at Harry and thew the invisibility cloak aside.

'Oh nothing Harry, I just realised I'm not tired anymore,' Draco announced.

'You're not tired anymore?'

'No, I've decided I'm rather hungry,'

'Hungry? Did you want to head down to the kitchens?' Harry asked innocently.

'No Harry, I'm hungry for something else,' (oh the sexual innuendo!)

Draco slipped his robes from his shoulders and it fell to the floor. Harry found himself short of breath. Draco stood before him, a vision of heavenly perfection. Draco's bare milky toned torso in all it's glory yummy! The blonde boy was clad in only a pair of denim short shorts that always showed off the perfection of Draco's arse, damn he looked good! Then it hit him, that divine calone that Draco loved (because Harry loved it Shhhh!). It was so masculine and so damn sexy! Harry's eyes devoured Draco and it drove the slytherin crazy.

'Harry please,' Draco pouted 'I want you, I need your hard weeping shaft shoved mercilessly up my arse,'

Harry secretly loved dirty talk. Of course being a noble Gryffindor he would never admit that, however it didn't mean Draco couldn't use it to his advantage.

'Please! Oh merlin I need you, only you. Pound me Harry I need your beautiful cock to slide in and out of me, to make my eyes roll up into my head in ecstasy. To make me come all over your beautiful stomach, I want you to-,'

Harry grabbed the waistband of Draco's pants and yanked Draco down to his knees on the bed beside Harry. The Gryffindor forced himself to take a deep breath and slow down. Draco was his world, he wanted it always to be loving as well as fucking. Harry ran his hands over Draco's hairless chest and brushed his lips softly against the others.

'Always,' Harry spoke against them and Draco shivered. Who was suppose to be encouraging whom? Harry pressed their lips together. Draco threw his arms around Harry and deepened the kiss, separating Harry's lips, Harry dove in before Draco could even think, he hadn't realised just how much his words had effected the Gryffindor. Harry kissed him like…they hadn't had sex in years. SO much hunger and passion, Draco fell back from the intensity and onto the bed. Harry climbed onto of Draco, straddling him and then conquered Draco's mouth again. Draco felt on fire. He was so desired, so wanted, so loved. Erections pressed into hips of both boys. They moaned and Harry bent to continue his hot kisses all over Draco's body. Harry attacked Draco's neck and the blonde gasped.

'Oh Harry,'

Harry moved down the blonde's body as he kissed, sucked and nibbled on the divine taste that was sweat and Draco. He moved his hands down to Draco's arse and squeezed, oh god how he loved that arse! Harry bit into Draco's nipple quite savagely and Draco cried out in pleasure.

'Oh my I love it when you get rough Harry, oh sweet magic yes!'

Harry thrust his hips into Draco's and both boys moaned. Harry repeated the motion and the boys breath began to quicken. He rubbed their erections together through their clothes, the friction was driving them wild and it still promised so much more. It was intoxicating both boys thrust their hips meeting each other and moaning. Although it wasn't enough they needed more, skin on skin.

'Harry! oh baby please! I can't…I need more! I need to feel your naked cock slide against mine, I need to feel it digging into me please Harry!' Draco begged. Harry reached down in between them and unzipped Draco's short shorts. Draco gasped as he felt the shorts slip down his thighs and of his feet. Harry threw off his pyjamas and turned back to Draco. Harry slamned their cocks together and they both cried out. They moved against one another lost in the feeling. Suddenly Harry stopped and Draco whimpered. Harry reached his hand down again and skimmed his touch across Draco's stomach, abdomen, upper thigh-OH SWEET MAGIC THAT BINDS US! Draco cried out as Harry stroked him lightly. So softly it was almost merely brushing.

'Oh for merlin's sake Potter stop being a tease!' Draco growled. Harry laughed and began to fist Draco who squeaked (to his shame). Harry was an expert when It came to Draco Malfoy, he knew his body inside out, what turned him on, what was sensitive, and what drove him out onto the edge like suddenly releasing Draco's cock and replacing his hand with his mouth…which he did.

'Harry!' Draco screamed in shock…a good shock.

'Oh yes baby! Take me all in your mouth oh ahyeees!'

Draco was so close, so close.

'I can't! I can't take anymore Harry! please! Fuck me! I need you now!' Draco yelled. Harry pulled away from Draco's weeping hard cock and reached for the lubricant.

'No,' Draco spoke suddenly 'No lube, just you and me. I want to feel the pain and pleasure, everything that comes with you being inside me. I want you hard and fast…or not so fast,' Draco smirked despite his state of near madness. Harry looked down at Draco, naked legs spread out in preparation for him, awaiting. He couldn't hold back any longer. Harry rested himself ontop of Draco and positioned himself ready between Draco's legs.

'Ready?' Harry asked. He didn't get an answer, Draco impaled himself on Harry's shaft which made them both scream in bliss. Harry pushed himself further into Draco, receiving those glorious feelings he felt every time he made love to Draco. The tightness, the heat, the intimacy and complete surrender. Harry once fully sheathed stopped and waited. He rested his forehead against Draco's both boys breathing hard, sweat glistening on their bodies.

'I love you,' Draco moaned.

'I love you so much Draco,' Harry returned. Harry began to move and Draco cried out as Harry hit his prostate immediately. The started slow easing their way into it.

'Harry! Oh fuck me Harry pound me into the mattress! Shag me senseless! Oh yes harder, faster oh yes!' Draco cried. Harry threw caution into the wind and slammed into his lover with all the force he could muster. In and out, thighs slapping together, bodies clutching at one another. Both lost track of everything but each other. Harry was so lost he began to mumble in parsletongue.

'Oh yes Harry don't stop ,' Draco chanted 'Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, HARRY!'

Draco came all over Harry's stomach, the orgasm was so intense Draco it seemed to last forever as wave after wave ran through the blonde. Harry wasn't far behind he screamed Draco's name in parsletongue and came inside his lover. Harry collapsed on top of Draco panting and tyring to regain sanity and heart rate. Draco was shaking from the repercussions of his orgasm. Harry recovered first and snuggled close to his boyfriend. Harry's gaze flickered to the clock, 12:08. Harry sighed and traced figure eight patterns on Draco's chest.

'It's 12:08, April Second, even if you wanted to couldn't do anything now,'

'Don't be so sure,' Draco managed finally beginning to calm down.

'But…it's past midnight! You missed it!' Harry tried.

'Did I?' Draco asked. Harry heard voices outside his bed, then he suddenly remembered Draco walking back and…oh fuck!

'The silence wards did you put up the-,' Harry tried, Draco still had a huge grin on his face.

'Oh god no,' he said and pulled open the curtains.

Harry stopped screaming and panting could be heard from the bed.

'Wow,' Seamus said.

'Yeah,' Dean agreed.

'Fucking hell,' Neville exclaimed. The two boys turned to look at Neville in the corner who never ever swore. 'Did you hear that? Draco was screaming for like 10 minutes!'

'God why didn't I hook up with Harry fifth year!' Seamus cursed. Dean scowled.

'Yeah I bet back then Harry would have let us have a threesome!'

'Do you think if I asked Harry would give me sex lessons?' Neville asked.

'Doubtful,' Dean murmured. Whimpers were emitting from the bed next to Harry's and Seamus giggled.

'Poor Ron he's scarred for life,' Dean sighed.

'Meanwhile I've got a stunning sense of libido, come on Dean let's have sex,' Seamus asked.

'Harry…Malfoy…bed…screaming…bad noises,' came the incoherent mumblings from the lump under the covers of Ron's bed.

'Draco's a prig but he's a bloody brilliant one!' Seamus shook his head in shock.

'Best prank ever!' Dean agreed. Suddenly the door opened and Hermione stalked in.

'Mione these are the boys dormitories!' Neville shrieked.

'I'll just be a second,' she said and hurried over to Draco's trunk.

'What are you doing?' Dean asked.

'I've got five essays to start, I'm just looking for Draco's notes,' Hermione declared.

'Oh okay,' Dean shrugged.

'Wait a sec, how come Malfoy's the winner?' Ron asked head popping up from the covers.

'Oh please Ron after that display it puts all of us to shame, I gladly relinquish my claim to victory,' Hermione rolled her eyes.

'Wait a sec…you heard everything FROM THE GIRLS DORMS!' Ron asked.

'Of course, the girls are giggling like mad over there, certainly kept us all awake…not that any of them are complaining,'

Suddenly the curtains snapped open and a half covered up Harry came into view.

'Hey Harry!' Seamus declared 'You're my new idol mate!'

'Way to go, I now have a serious case of Draco envy,' Dean smirked. Harry turned bright red and whacked Draco on the arm.

'You prig! You used me for sex!' Harry exclaimed. Draco managed to sit up still shaking a little.

'Don't act like you didn't enjoy it Harry,' Draco smirked.

'Draco where's your Ancient Runes notes?' Hermione asked.

'In my bag beside the trunk,' Draco directed. Hermione picked up the bag and plunked herself on Ron's bed.

'Wow Draco's still in the aftermath,' Neville said in awe at Draco's shaking.

'Harry will you marry me!' Seamus blurted.

'Me too?' Dean added. Harry turned an even brighter red.

'See now thanks to me we are both fifty galleons richer, and you will be officially known as a sex god,' Draco grinned 'By the way Finnegan, Thomas say shit like that again I'll cut your fucking balls off,'

'I'd like to see you chase after us after being fucked like that,' Seamus grinned. Draco groaned.

'I forgot about that,'

'Serves you right,' Harry grinned.

'You're not angry at me are you Harry?' Draco asked suddenly very serious, he hoped his stupid grudge hadn't screwed up anything, oh merlin please no.

'Na, it just means you owe me,' Harry smirked. Sighs.

'I see…and what exactly do I owe you?' Draco asked cautious, although he already knew he would give Harry anything he asked. Harry blushed again and lowered his eyes. He whispered something in Draco's ear who's eyes went wide.

'Harry! That's so incredibly kinky…would you really let me do that to you?' Draco asked.

'Yeah…I've been wanting to do it for a while but I wasn't sure how to ask,'

Draco was suddenly getting really hot again. The idea that Harry just put into his head was just so raunchy and…damn enticing.

'Could we do it now?' Draco asked.

'Now? But we just had sex!' Harry exclaimed.

'Yes but I want to try the bondage please?' Draco pouted.

'Draco!' Harry blushed, since the others had just heard more intimate details involving Harry and sex.

'No more sex!' came the voice from under Weasley's covers. Harry turned to Ron and couldn't help bursting into laughter.

'Oh merlin please Harry, I want to try it please!' Draco begged jumping up and down. Harry blushed.

'Okay…but not here I think Ron's had enough,' Draco jumped up and shoved on his robe, he then thew Harry's toward his lover.

'Room of Requirement it is!' Draco exclaimed.

'I'll leave your essays on the desk when I'm done,' Hermione called to Draco. Harry had his robe on, Draco grabbed Harry's hand and dragged him toward the door.

'Thanks Granger,' Draco called.

'Are you sure we can't join in?' Dean begged.

'Absolutely,' Draco turned and smiled 'Now if you'll excuse us, Harry and I are going to be enjoying some raunchy untamed sex,'

'No more sex!' Ron cried.