It was quite a quiet night at Bowser's Castle...

...except it wasn't, because all of the enemies were on the run.

Not from Mario, no.

Not even from Luigi.

No, they were on the run from a threat so dreaded, it could make anyone cry.

They,

the enemies,

were on the run,

from...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...a floating shopping list.

"Oh My Gosh!" Toad exclaimed in his cage as he noticed a piece of paper with the words 'Milk', 'Eggs', and 'Cheese' printed on it chasing the enemies up and down and all around the barely lit hallways of Bowser's Castle, screaming as he placed his hands on his face. "Ahhh!"

Princess Peach Toadstool farted in fright as she screamed alongside Toad, with Bowser groaning as he woke up, emerging out of his bedroom, the cages holding the princess and mushroom retainer being just outside.

"Hey! Settle down!" Bowser growled as he turned to Toad and Peach, shaking his head as he pointed at Toad with his left index finger. "I expect you to wet yourself from even the tiniest crumb just like that green loser, Luigi," He then pointed at Peach with his right index finger. "And I expect you to let loose your fart factory at any given time. But what's the commotion this time?"

"Take a gander yourself, lizard lips." Dry Bowser commented to his living counterpart as he was collecting red coins within Bowser's Castle, catching Bowser's attention.

Bowser turned to Dry Bowser, who pointed at Bowser's army running in flee from the floating shopping list. Bowser placed his hands on his scaly hip in confusion as he watched the floating shopping list continue to chase after the enemies, with both Toad and Peach crying in fear. Bowser shook his head as he rolled his eyes, heading back into his bedroom.

"Gwar, never mind. Just keep down the noise!" Bowser bellowed as he slammed his bedroom door shut.

Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as Toad and Peach continued being frightened, the floating shopping list managing to catch up with Bowser's army and making half of them instantly vanish into thin air, some of them turning into yellow coins.