"AHH!" Donkey Kong screamed as he was running on all fours as his entire body was being burnt by bright red flames. "Someone help me! These flames are intense and ruining my tie!"

Toad squinted his eyes as he turned to Toadette, pointing at the fiery gorilla, both of the mushroom kids riding in pipe framed karts. "What's up with Donkey Kong?"

"He's burning." Toadette pinpointed as she pulled out a Burning DK energy drink, sipping it up as she belched, zipping away as Toad gasped, trying to catch up.


As Lemmy Koopa sold his tires to the Koopa Troopas and Shy Guys populating the castle grounds, he turned his head to see Bowser selling steel barrels full of fresh oil, turning his head.

"Oil?" Lemmy guffawed as he was sitting on a tire of towers. "You didn't tell me that you sold oil."

Bowser chuckled as he turned to Lemmy, wagging his right index finger. "Hey, I can't let Waluigi be the only one to sell oil. I gotta extend my business prowess, too!"

"...huh." Lemmy remarked as he shrugged, proceeding to take a stroll around the castle grounds on his tires when he slipped on some of the oil spilled out of Bowser's steel barrels, landing on his back as the tire ricocheted around, hitting the tower of tires that landed on Lemmy, with Bowser laughing his head off heartily.