Daniel and coffee
Jack strolled in to the commissary to find a very miserable Danny sitting head in hands, with his glasses on the table at what was now officially 'The SG-1 table'. 'Officially' meaning no one else dared to sit there for fear of Jack O'Neill or Teal'c giving them scary looks.
" What's up Danny boy?"
Daniel looked at Jack; he was wearing his green BDU'S with his usual bored facial expression.
"Janet banned me from drinking coffee." He whined with a 'how ridiculous and unfair is that?' face. Jack tried not to laugh/smirk.
"Doctor or girlfriend's orders?"
"A bit of both I think."
Sam walked in to her office after eating cake with Jack, to find Daniel standing with his back to her by one of the bookcases holding a cup in his hands.
"Hey Daniel, sorry I wasn't here I was-are you sniffing my coffee?"
"What me? No don't be silly I wasn't sniffing the coffee"
"Your nose was an INCH away from that coffee cup your we SO sniffing that coffee."
Daniel sighed knowing he wasn't going to get away with it.
"Fine… I was sniffing the coffee just don't tell Janet… she'll hurt me."
Sam slipped in to the chair next to her commanding officer, pretending she hadn't
over slept she picked up the report that had been left on the table for her while waiting for the general Hammond to finish his phone call.
The general sat down and started the meeting.
"Good morning SG-1, you have a mission to P7X9coffee and coffee with the coffee and HAHA DR. Jackson you can't have coffee. DR. Jackson are you ok?"
"Yes sir, I'm coffee."
"Danny boy you just said you were coffee!" laughed Jack.
"Oh I meant I was fine, I'm fine sir."
Hammond gave him a half amused half confused look then put his behaviour down to lack off or too much coffee.
So now SG-1 were on 'some strange alien planet meeting the locals' as Jack always put it. Which was WAY to sandy as far as he was concerned.
They had been invited to stay the night; there was even a party in their honour and Teal'c ever his Jaffa self stayed guard even though their was no need.
Jack was weary of the 'stuff' everybody was drinking. They called it 'the elixir of the gods'.
The leader of the group called for silence,
"It is time for our visitors to taste the elixir of the gods."
Daniel stepped forward,
"Daniel… what do you think you're doing!"
"Come on Jack what's the worst that could happen?"
"It could be poison!"
"We could offend them by not trying it!" Daniel justified.
"Fine but don't say I didn't warn you!"
Daniel took a gulp from the beaker then began to laugh. After 2 minutes or so of continuous laughing Jack took a step foreword.
"It's coffee Jack." Daniel said between gasps of laughing.
"It's cold coffee."
THE END
