"Gwa ha ha!" Bowser proudly laughed as he placed his hands on his hips. "I'm going to get Mario, and nothing will stop me this time!"
"You said it, papa!" Bowser Junior laughed as he twirled around in his Koopa Klown Kar. "It's gonna take that pesky plumber a long time to get by our traps!"
It was then revealed to be a mess of a level, as enemies and traps were placed everywhere, including a handful of false Bowsers.
"Ooh... you'll never win!" Generically exclaimed a gassy Princess Peach, as she was letting out several farts from having had a bean salad earlier.
"Just shut up and watch the plumber boy fail!" Kamek insisted, with the Koopa Troop watching as Mario and Luigi constantly died each time, a clone of them popping up in their place upon a 1 Up sound being heard.
"Ha ha! Just as I planned!" Bowser laughed as he triumphantly stood on the bridge where he always waited for the Mario Bros to show up, finally having proved himself to be superior.
"This is the weirdest anniversary this game has had since... well, 1985." Dry Bowser remarked as he watched a pile of dead Mario and Luigi bodies begin to stack up.
