WEDHK Season 1, Chapter 2
Oh, my God! Its been so long. Sorry guys if it took forever.
disclaimer: i dont own any characters in this chapter...I wish I did.
"Naraku...?"
"What?"
"Why are you washing the dishes?"
"Because I'm frustrated."
"Why?"
"Because I am."
"Well, there has to be a reason why you're frustrated."
"There's not a reason."
"Please, tell me."
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"I said no!"
"Please...? For the puppy?" Sesshomaru pointed to himself, whining as he clung around his husband's legs. Huge watery eyes poofed up on Sesshomaru's expression as he begged like a dog. "Come on... you can tell me anything..." Naraku's annoyed expression didn't change. "I'll give you a cookie."
The hanyou raised an eyebrow and began to walk away. "Okay, with chocolate chips!" Sesshomaru said, following Naraku into the living room. "Come on. You can tell Sesshy." He said, making Naraku sit down with him on the couch. The hanyou didn't even breathe.
Sesshomaru moved behind Naraku and put his claws (yes, he has two in WEDHK) on Naraku's shoulders. His left hand perked up like a little stick figure and he said in a high voice. "Come on, tell Sesshy what's frustrating you. You know its gonna be easier once you saaay it." Then Sesshomaru went to his right hand and screwed up his face in an evil manner. "Dont tell him, its none of his freakin' business!"
"Oh, but it is!" The 'angel' squeaked.
"No its not." The 'devil' growled.
"Yes it is."
"No its not."
"Both of you shut up!" Sesshomaru said to his hands and pretended to throw them away. "Soooo? Are you gonna tell me, Naraku?"
"Nope."
"What? Why?" Sesshomaru demanded, wrapping his arms around Naraku. "I gave you a puppet show and I'm gonna get you a cookie, and you still wont tell me? We're even married and you wont say...?"
Naraku bit his bottom lip and then twisted up from the couch. "Okay, fine. If it'll shut you up." He took a deep breath. Sesshomaru nodded anxiously. "This is the 6th time Entie is getting de-wormed in this year, you wont listen to me when I say you have to call your father for the eighteenth time this week, Hakudoushi is failing four classes because you got him into video games, our bills are tremendous, Inuyasha wont stop hunting me even though he has the full Shikon Jewel and to top it all off, we're having a baby!"
"Wh-what?"
"Ugh...nevermind." Naraku walked back into the kitchen.
"Wait, say the last thing again!" Sesshomaru demanded, going into the kitchen as well.
"We're having a baby." Naraku faced Sesshomaru.
"Which one?"
"What do you mean which one?"
"I mean who is?"
"Me."
"Okay, then...I dont see how that works, but okay!" Sesshomaru shrugged and walked off, leaving Naraku speechless in the kitchen.Feeling betrayed and sort of not noticed, the hanyou stomped into the room where Sesshomaru headed.
"Did you just hear what I said? Do you have wax in your ears?"
"...what?" Sesshomaru asked as he stuffed his face with Captain Crunch cereal that spread on the couch. Naraku could practically fall over now and die. Well, thats what he did with the exception of dying.
Immediately he jumped up and like a rabid monkey, pounced onto Sesshomaru, knocking them both to the floor. "We are having a baby, and we are the parents! I am having the baby in my stomach just like any other person and you have to be the responsible father! Did I make that clear enough to you?" He demanded, tightening his grip on the demon's shoulders.
Sesshomaru nodded. "...but...Can I have beer?"
Okay, I know its short but I needed to update, alright? Its been SO long. Please R&R I'll give you a cookie!
-Ididntdoit07
