Disclaimer: I do not own The Outsiders. I don't know why I keep putting this at the top of every chapter but I feel like it so…

Chapter five: 7:05

We join our future heroes (I don't know how to spell it…) as they are sleeping on a blanket on the floor in Two-bit's basement. They are both snoring slightly and dreaming sweet dreams about flying pigs and Pepsi drinking flowers, when all of a sudden water comes pouring down on their heads and they are rudely woken up.

"What's going on? Are the socks parents here!" Pony yelled jumping up and shaking his head angrily

"No the socks parents aren't here dummy, I just got bored" Two-Bit stated in a matter of fact voice.

Ponyboy looked at Johnny, who looked at Ponyboy, who looked at Two-bit, who looked in a mirror that showed him looking at himself, and then they attacked. Pony tackled Two-bit and they both fell to the ground and they started fighting while Johnny grabbed a shovel and started digging a hole in which to put Two-bit's body.

Five minutes later and things were a little messed up. Instead of Two-Bit being in the hole, Johnny was in it. But we don't know how that happened and I don't feel like explaining it.

"Well Pony it looks like we did a good job" Two-Bit slapped Pony on the shoulder and turned to leave "no we did not do a good job! You were supposed to be in the hole not Johnny! Now switch places with him!" Pony yelled holding up the shovel menacingly.

"No I will not get in the hole"

"Yes you will"

"No I won't"

"Yes you will"

"I know I will"

"No you won't"

"Yes I will"

"No you won't and that's final!"

"Ok then bye!" Two-bit waved and ran up the stairs leaving Pony thinking that he had won. Until he heard Johnny mumble something about having to breathe from two feet under the ground.

After digging Johnny up the two of them sat in the basement playing cards and messing around.

"I'll be right back" Johnny stood up and walked upstairs and came back down two minutes later with a big bag full of stuff.

"What's that stuff?" Pony asked watching Johnny take the stuff out of the bag and put it on the floor next to him.

"Cards, food, drinks, ribbon, scissors, peroxide, band aids, and some coloring books and crayons" Johnny said laying all the stuff out for Pony to see.

"We have cards, ribbon? Awesome! Band aids…we'll need those. Yay! Coloring books! Wait…peroxide? Why do we need that?"

"Because we're going to cut our hair and you're bleaching yours"

"No way! I'm not bleaching my hair are you insane!" Ponyboy yelled throwing his hands up to clasp his beautiful…I mean tuff hair.

"Pony we have to otherwise the socks will be able to find us and their parents will come get us" Johnny picked up the scissors and pushed Pony into and chair and started cutting his hair.

"Don't cut it too short or your dead Johnny Cade" Ponyboy threatened.

An hour and fifteen minutes later they had both cut their hair and Pony had bleached his.

"I guess we're disguised now huh Pony?"

"Yeah I guess so" Pony mumbled angrily.