A/N: By request.


They barely made it out of the house before Elliot was touching her under her clothes again.

Her lower back, her hip, her neck.

His lips were next, pecking her's when he opened the car door to let her in, and trailing them shamelessly down her neck to the spot on her collarbone he'd given her just hours before.

"El we have to go," she whispered through a whine.

They'd finished fucking and made an attempt at fixing themselves before throwing on more casual clothes for the late night trip down to the precinct.

She looked a little disheveled but high satisfied, and that, along with the sweet moans coming out of her mouth, made him smile and sigh happily.

"We have to go," she pouted and he nodded. "I hate them."

"I know but it's important I'm sure," she whined softly, grasping for his waist band anyways.

"Cap," he grumbled.

"Hmmmm, okay okay… let's go."


"They're coming," Jet announced from her spot in the corner. "Ugh…" she groaned. "They're hands are all over one another."

"Places everyone," Fin called, unable to stop giggling.

"Walking in in 5…" Jet said, "4…3…2…"

Elliot opened the door for Liv, putting his hand on her lower back as she walked in.

She shot him back a sweet smile and led the way into the squad, transforming from Liv to Captain Benson in just a few steps.

He watched her transition with awe and even more arousal than before, licking his lips subconsciously as his mind fell to the gutter.

Lost in his own dirty thoughts, he didn't see her stop walking and bumped straight into her, looking up in shock and horror as their squads sat before them throughout the room.

Everyone was trying desperately to look serious while music started played.

Sometimes (Oh-oh, oh, oh)

Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)

You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island, yeah)

You just gotta sing

"Oh my fucking god," Liv whispered, shaking her head as Elliot started laughing hysterically and the whole crew began to lip sing.

"I just had sex (Sex) (Hey)

And it felt so good (Felt so good) (Oh)

A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)

I just had sex (Sex) (Hey)

And I'll never go back (Never go back) (Oh)

To the not-having-sex ways of the past"

Elliot was almost on the floor laughing, and when Fin started to rap, Liv lost her resolve and joined him.

"Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)

It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)

A girl let me do it, it literally just happened (Oh-oh, oh, oh)

Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex

If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best (Was the best, yeah)

When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great

And I called my parents right after I was done (Oh-oh, oh)

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?

Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

But sure nice of her to let you do that thing

Nice of any girl ever

Now, sing"

Everyone joined again, and by this point, El had his arms wrapped around her tightly from behind and they were swaying and laughing together.

When the last lyrics of the song played out, she looked back up at him, tears from how hard they'd been laughing in both of their eyes, and leaned up to kiss him passionately.

Stoically raising a hand, Liv shushed them all.

"Alright, alright. We're dating," she laughed.

"Noooooooo," they all called together and El laughed, kissing her cheek repeatedly.

"Doing a lot more than dating," he growled in her ear.