A Matter of Perspective
"Look at 'im!" Hagrid cooed, "Isn't 'e just the most adorable thing you've ever seen?" He reached out a hand to pat the object of his affection.
Kyuubi attempted to tear his arm off.
"Awww, look, 'e's trying to give me a kiss!" Hagrid beamed, grabbing onto Kyuubi's insubstantial ears and tugging at them. "Who's a pretty boy then? You are! Yes you are!"
Naruto was lying prone on the ground, the Kyuubi still attached to his stomach by its tails.
"Who would 'ave thought that lad would 'ave such a pet?" Hagrid asked the quivering ball of fur previously known as Fang. "Although I don't know why gettin' a little tap in the stomach would make it come out. Still, no accountin' for tastes, I suppose. It was very naughty of 'im to try and sneak up on me though, that I must say."
Fang, being the saner of the two, huddle closer into his corner. Kyuubi, surprised and rather annoyed that the big hairy human was ignoring all attempts on his life (and thus was likely not a human, but some higher demon in human disguise), turned towards the more amusing Fang.
"As soon as I am freed of this seal, I will rip your flesh from your bones." It told Fang.
"See, 'e wants to play with you!" Hagrid's face almost split in two from his smile. "Come on Fang, come over 'ere and let him give you a sniff."
"Yes mortal, come closer. Your demon master will not be able to protect you for long."
Fang just howled.
