Devil May Cry

High School Style.

I don' t own devil may cry…

Today it's the time of year for prom?

Ch. 3: Prom?

Ah yes we've all except me had to take our girlfriend to prom. Vise versa for girls.

Well Vergil will not like this but what about Dante you ask. Well you'll just have to read and review to see ch. 4 prom part 2.

"Vergil wake up" said Dante just barely waking up.

He looked on top of his bunk bed where Vergil slept.

"Uh… Vergil are you okay?" asked Dante.

Vergil was trembling under his bed covers.

"What's wrong this time Vergil?" asked Dante.

"Its Lucia she wants me to go to prom with her" said Vergil shaking.

"You mean the prom where the girl asks the boy to the prom? That prom?" asked Dante.

"Yes that prom" said Vergil.

"Well hey It can't be as bad as when Trish asked me out to the prom" said Dante.

"Ya but you came home with kidney failure" said Vergil.

"Hey it was my first beer!" said Dante.

"Ya but Lucia…" said Vergil.

"What about Lucia?" asked Dante.

"Se srs e" said Vergil faintly.

"What?" said Dante.

"Se srs e" said Vergil.

"Come on you can tell me" said Dante.

"ALLRIGHT LUCIA SCARES ME!" yelled Vergil.

And from downstairs Sparda yelled "DEAL WITH IT!"

"Hey it can't be that pft AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" laughed Dante.

"Its nothing to laugh about" said Vergil.

"How bout this, I'll help you say no to her" said Dante.

"Okay but this better work" said Vergil.

At school…

Lucia walked up to Dante and Vergil holding her schoolbooks.

"Well Vergil, you didn't give me an answer last night when I called you" said Lucia.

"Well you see Lucia its just that—" but Vergil saw beyond Lucia to see a girl ready to kill him at any moment.

"Umm… I'd be glad to go to the prom with you" said Vergil.

"BAKA!" thought Dante.

Then Dante thought to himself ' no wonder Devil May Cry isn't an anime'

"Well bye" said Lucia.

"Bye…" said Vergil crying anime tears.

"Lets go" said Dante dragging Vergil with him.

While they were walking down they saw Trish whispering to Lady.

"Hey Trish, hey Lady" said Dante still dragging Vergil.

"Umm… Dante?" said Lady.

"Ya what is it?" asked Dante.

"Will you go to the prom with me?" asked Lady.

DUN DUN DUN!

To Be Continued

Stay tuned for ch. 4 prom part 2 available on March 15, 2006