Devil May Cry 4
Ah that seems to better suit this chapter.
I feel bad for Vergil but hey I'm still 13 so what do I have to worry about, besides that girl at school who wants my jacket! NOTHING! So today we see Dante's reaction to Lady's question! I just couldn't wait to write this so I wrote it today after watching episode 19 of Black Cat for the 50th time to listen to that song "Fuwa Fuwa Fururin".
Ch. 4 Prom part 2 (can you feel the intense drama)
Dante just stared at Lady and Lady just hid her head by looking down.
But Dante's mind was still focusing on Vergil's failed attempt to refuse Lucia.
Dante thought to himself "Vergil は従って困っている彼が彼の夢の女の子に尋ねることができない否の驚異ある! そして悪魔はでないanime まだ叫ぶかもしれない! 私は私が家に帰るときgonna 中心行く演劇の王国のである。"
Translation may be a little off.
"Man this is the reason Vergil cannot ask the girl of his dreams out! That's it! When I get home I'm playing Kingdom Hearts"
Back to real life…
"Umm… Dante?" said Trish poking him.
Dante's body fell to the ground and his body shattered into a million pieces.
"AAAAAHHHHH! I KILLED Dante!" screamed Trish.
People gathered around and looked furious at Trish while crying and in the background a lady yelled that she was going to ask him to prom.
"Someone should really clean that up" said Dante from behind Trish eating a burrito.
"AH! Well Dante you can help me get out of this mess right?" asked Trish.
"Uh? Uh! Oops looks like I have to see a doctor" said Dante stabbing his hand numerous times.
And Vergil was still crying anime tears of sadness.
Meanwhile with Dante.
"Do you think I'll live doc.?" Asked Dante.
"Dante just because I'm a doctor doesn't mean I give free checkups" said Sparda.
Dante made puppy eyes.
"OH FINE! But its gonna cost ya 50 bucks" said Sparda.
"SCORE!" yelled Dante.
Back with Lady…
"Oh I bet he doesn't want to be friends with me anymore now!" cried Lady.
"Its okay I bet he was just a little surprised so he froze up then I kinda killed him well it really wasn't him but hey maybe you need to try again" said Trish.
"Maybe you're right" said Lady.
"I'll ask him tomorrow!" said Lady full with determination.
"That my girl" said Trish.
Back with Dante…
"Man I can't believe we Japanese get games sooner then Americans." Said Dante playing kingdom hearts 2.
End
Side Bonus.
Before I forget I don't own Devil May Cry or Naruto.
Things Dante shouldn't have said at age 8.
On The TV…
A song was playing with Naruto characters.
Main character: Gaara.
"Mr. Sandman"
"Yes"-said Garra.
"Give me a dream"
Bum, bum, bum
"Make him the cutest, that I've ever seen"
Bum, bum, bum,
"Give him two lips, like roses and clovers"
Bum, bum, bum
"And tell him that his lonesome nights are over"
Dante stared at the screen and said "Those Jews are Fucking crazy"
"Dante! Did you just say the F word?" said Sparda.
"… Jew?"
"No he's talking about Fuck, you can't say Fuck at home you Fucking fatass (?)"
"Vergil!" said Sparda.
"Why the Fuck not?" asked Dante
"Dante?"
"Dude you just said Fuck again" said Vergil.
"Vergil!"
"Fuck?" said Dante.
"Dante!"
"What's wrong it doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck!"
END!
