Devil May Cry
Field Trip series
Total mayhem.
Well I hope you all like this series because instead of the going to an ordinary hotel in Japan near a museum they go to a top class hotel with nothing but suits and there will be more of Dante and Vergil dinging those songs. Oh ya if anyone wants to listen the that song Devils Never cry I can e-mail you the song if you want… any of the other songs they sing in my fic.
Ch. 9 Romancing Train
WARNING: I was listening to a song called romancing train from final fantasy advent children while writing this so the ch. Title doesn't really mean anything.
Dante woke up and told him self "I'm stupid"
There were three reasons for this
#1 he thinks the prom series were just dreams.
#2 he thinks bunnies will take over the world
#3 he "accidentally" shit himself at last night's party that he threw.
Then he looked at the calendar.
"HOLY SHIT IT WASN'T A DREAM!" said Dante.
At school…
"Hey Dante where's Vergil?" asked Trish.
It then hit Dante he didn't wake Vergil up.
At Dante's house…
"I'm not gonna wake him" said Sparda.
"Well I'm not gonna wake him up" said Eva.
"Eh. Lets go get drunk" said Sparda.
"Okay" said Eva.
Back with Dante…
"Hello school" said the principal on the intercom.
"Today we will be going to announce that in one week we will go on a field trip to a museum at least 100 miles away and you will all get you very own personal suit and Dante and Vergil will get the omega suit for that concert they pulled off at prom" said the principal.
Then everyone gave Dante death glares.
"Just kidding DanteINeedToSeeYouInMyOffice" said the principal fastly.
At The Principals office…
"Uh
You wanted to see me sir" said Dante.
The principal was in his early 20's
"Yes Dante I have news you get the omega suit and Vergil gets the other omega suit"
"AW SWEET!"
"Okay oh and you can have one person join you in your suit" said the principal.
"Okay I'll tell Vergil when I get home later today" said Dante.
"Actually the CIA called the have a new mission for you" said the principal.
"I'm on my way" said Dante with a jet pack on.
Then he crashed through the ceiling.
"That boy is gonna make someone a happy wife" said the principal.
Then a 19-year-old girls head came up from behind the desk.
"Is he gone yet" she asked.
"Ya he's gone" said the principal.
"Okay then" said the girl.
Then a whole bunch of strippers came out from their hiding places.
"I'm very aroused" said the principal.
Then Dante came in from the ceiling.
"Forgot my backpack" said Dante.
Then he left.
At Dante's house…
Dante came in the house through the door all bruised up with at least 2 beer traps on him and he was soaking wet.
"Another rough day at work" asked Eva.
"You know it" said Dante.
He went up to his room and Vergil was still sleeping.
Dante reached into Vergil's pants and pulled out his wallet.
"He, he" snickered Dante.
Later…
"So Vergil looks like you're finally awake" said Dante.
"Yup"
"Oh ya we get to go on a field trip and we have the omega suits and can invite one person" said Vergil.
"Oh that's cool, WAIT! Doesn't that mean I missed school" said Vergil.
"Ya" said Dante.
"did anything important happen" asked Vergil.
No"
"Okay"
Then he went back to bed.
Then Dante got a call from the CIA again.
"I'm on my way" said Dante crashing through the ceiling.
END
