Scene 2
Narrator: By now this odd couple and his group of merry pigs are on their way in their boat to destroy the death star.
pigs rowing the boat Odysseus: How are we going to get to this death star anyway?
Yoda: A place I know. In a galaxy far far away, it is. But around many years ago, it was, so lets go somewhere else. The Cyclops Space Island.
Odysseus: Sooooo what we gonna expect up there
Yoda: A man of pure evil in a black suit which he never takes off. Stench is how he rules the universe. Be careful, you must, for an expert with light sabre, he is. He is not to be underestimated.
Flashes to Darth Vader in the death star in his private quarters messing around with his light sabre Vader: And Vader has the light sabre HE SWINGS! And he has won the championship! THE CROUD ROAR! He accidentally chucks his light sabre into the wall. He is just about to get it when a woman with a tray sits walks through the door Dinner Lady: I brought you your bread Mr. Vader.
Vader: Yes I feel the force is strong with you, bread. But you are not yet a sandwich! Vader picks up the light sabre and a cloud of dust is made. When the dust settles the bread is in slices Vader: Now for the sauce! goes to the closet and pulls out some Tabasco sauce and another tasty spicy treat Vader: Yes the force is very strong with the Tabasco but is it ready yet?
a voice from nowhere Voice: Do not underestimate the power of the Tabasco
Vader: Yes I shall not Mr. Voice
Voice: COUGH! When was the last time you had a bath?
Vader: My stench rules the universe!
Voice: Well it's obvious why you have no girlfriend.
Vader: Don't make me use this anti-voicierizer I got for Christmas.
Voice: Alright I'm going you sticky fat fool.
Vader: I knew this thing would come in handy!
flashes back to Yoda Yoda: Not to be underestimated!
