A/N: I got a flame…which means…THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A REALY FANFIC! I would do a tap dance but I'm lazy, so all you get is a half hearted WOOP WOOP!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Welcome to Life Chapter 4 – Smash GAARA POV

I yawn and open my eyes. Hmm, that's not my ceiling…and that's definitely not my hair, or my arm. Crap, I must've fallen asleep.

I'm lying on Neji's bed, snuggled up against his chest. Whoops. I glance over at the clock. It's 4:30am. Aw shit, I have school today. I'll have to drag Neji to my house when he wakes up. I don't think he'll mind that much, it's not like this hasn't happened before. I sigh, I should really try to sleep again.

Omgpretendthisisaline

Poke.

Fuck off.

Poke. Poke.

This is getting annoying.

PROD.

"RAAAAAWRGHHH!" I shriek, springing into attack mode. Judging by Neji's expression, my attack mode isn't very intimidating. He yawns and looks at me out of the corner of his eye.

"We need to go get your school stuff." He states calmly, removing his hands from his hips and strolling over to the wardrobe.

"But what about…?"

"There's no time and you don't need a shower, you don't smell."

I swear that boy can read my mind.

Neji emerges from the wardrobe 5 minutes later wearing a green t-shirt and black pants.

"That's not fair! How come you can get changed and I can't!" I whine pathetically.

"Because I have a reputation to uphold and you don't."

He's got me there.

"Good point."

I role sideways off the bed and lie sprawled on the floor. Neji grabs my foot and drags me out of the door. I don't bother to resist until he attempts to throw me down the stairs.

"I CAN WALK!" I scream.

Hinata and Neji's uncle glare at me from the bottom of the stairs.

They know they love me really.

Omgit'slikeanotherline

"Neji?"

"Hmm?"

"Can I copy your algebra homework? I'll change the answers and get most of them wrong to make it look like my work!"

Neji looks thoughtful.

"Wouldn't that defeat the whole point of copying someone's work?"

I stop chewing my pencil.

"Oh yeah!"

We're in Neji's uncle's car on the way to school. We've been to my house where I grabbed my book bag. I hope we'll arrive at school soon. Neji's family disapprove of me and my 'wild ways' as they so kindly put it. I wonder if they know he's a pervert…

Bwahahhaa! Blackmail material!

Yes! I see the school.

"Thanks for the ride, bye!" Seee! I'm polite, how can they complain? Neji grabs my arm and leads me towards the school building. We're stopped by Haku, the girliest boy you'll ever meet.

"Gaaraaaa!" he squeals, flinging himself at me. I hug him back and Neji pries his arms off my waist. For such a pretty boy he sure has a good grip.

"Where's the boyfriend?" Neji doesn't waste time.

Haku frowns, pursing his lipglossed lips.

"He's gone somewhere, didn't tell me," his face lifted "but then I saw you guys and my world brightened!"

Haku's boyfriend is a huge, scary fifth year with an equally scary name: Zabuza. I don't know why Haku chose him, he could have almost anyone he wanted.

Love works in funny ways.

"So Gaara, I heard Uchiha likes you." My jaw drops.

"WHAZZAH?"

Haku's eyes widen, then he fixes me with a dazzling smile.

"So it's true then?"

I slap a hand to my forhead and walk away from them both. I give up.

I soon realise that abandoning my friends was a big mistake. I now have to walk past office lady on my own. I really should think things through better.

I attempt to sprint past office lady's desk, but manage to smack into someone on the way. I fall to the floor and the contents of my bag spills everywhere.

Of all the fucking luck.

I look up at whoever I banged into, ready to glare.

It's Sasuke.

My luck sucks even more than I originally thought.

"I'm so sorry" he gushes, crouching down to help pick my stuff up. I snap out of my trance and fumble around with my pens and books, blushing to the extreme.

I can hear office lady giggling to my right.

"You boys are so cute!" she chuckles.

Office Lady: 1865390926633653

Me: -936

My face is competing with the redness of my hair. Sasuke's face isn't fairing much better. Finally all of my stuff is back in my bag and we're regaining our composure…to a certain degree.

"I'm really sorry about that, I wasn't looking where I was going." I apologise.

To my surprise, Sasuke starts to laugh.

"You know Gaara," he starts "that's the most you've ever said to me," he walks slightly past me before stopping and turning around to continue "and you look cute when you blush."

I splutter, choke and promptly have a severe coughing fit as Sasuke walks out of the door, office lady giggles louder and a few of Sasuke's fangirls burst into tears.

I just know this isn't going to go well.

A/N: I've only just started writing the next chapter, so it'll take me a while longer mmkay? It shouldn't be too long coming, I'm sure Dranzy will kick my butt into gear XDD