A.N.: You know what I'm going to say!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

"Don't try to hide it from us Sasuke! You're busted!" Ino yelled. Sakura straightened up as she stared at Naruto.

"LISTEN! SHE'S NOT OUR BABY! I JUST TRICKED NARUTO FOR THE FUN OF IT OKAY!"

"But Sakura—"

"She's just an assignment to us. Her parents are gone on a week long mission and we have to take care of her and act as though we are her real parents." Sasuke added the information.

Dead Silence…

"Oh." The three chorused. Ino started to giggle.

"What are you giggling at Ino-pig?" Sakura spat.

"You two look so… adorable!"

MAJOR BLUSHING MOMENT

"And are you two friends again?" Hinata asked. Sasuke and Sakura looked at each other (their faces are still red) and nodded.

"YAY! THEY'RE FRIENDS AGAIN!" Naruto yelled as he lounged himself at Sakura, which made both of them fall into the ground. Sakura pushed him away as she dusted her clothes.

"So, what do you guys want from us?" Sakura asked.

"Actually, it's you. But if Sasuke could help, it would be better." Hinata replied.

"Neji and Tenten fought about yesterday about some guy flirting with her. The problem is, Tenten didn't know that the guy is flirting with her so she had no reactions and she even laughed. Neji saw this and misunderstood the whole scene." Ino explained. Sakura had her mouth open.

"What!" She gasped.

"And the guy is currently in the ICU after being beaten into a bloody pulp by Neji."

"THEY FOUGHT AGAIN!" Sakura yelled. The three nodded.

"We need you to talk to Neji while Ino will talk to Tenten and make them together again. If they would completely break off, then everything would go wasted." Hinata said.

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"Master Neji?" a servant knocked on the door. Since their fight, Neji secluded himself in his own room. Pondering what just happened and was on a dilemma whether to ask forgiveness or not.

"What?" he spat back.

"There's someone here to see you." The servant replied. Neji raised an eyebrow. His heart started to beat fast, hoping it would be Tenten.

"It's Ms. Haruno Sakura. Should I let her in?" The maid asked as Neji felt a strong rush of nervousness and disappointment flow through him.

"Yes." Neji said. Sakura went in, in her ANBU uniform. Neji nodded.

"Sakura-sama, what's all this about?" he asked, offering her a seat as he sat across her on the bed. Sakura sighed.

"And I thought you were a genius." She muttered, loud enough for Neji to hear.

"Excuse me?"

"Why didn't you listen to Tenten's explanation? You almost killed someone because of your unruly and infantile actions!" Sakura said. Neji raised an eyebrow.

"I have seen what I need to see." Neji replied coolly.

"And do you know what really happened? I would have sent you to prison of what just happened but I'll let you go off this time, hoping that you would learn a lesson about jumping into conclusions. May I brighten up your view Hyuuga?"

Neji knew she meant business. After all, Tenten is her best friend and one of the people who made the two together.

"What do you mean Sakura-sama?" He asked. Sakura sighed.

"Tenten didn't know that guy was flirting with her."

"Huh?"

"You heard me right Neji. And that's why she had no reaction or whatsoever during that time."

"But it was so obvious!"

"Tenten doesn't jump to conclusions easily, unlike you. When she drew the conclusion where he was flirting with her, you arrived and went into a hullabaloo before she could even say anything." Sakura explained. Neji had his mouth open.

'What have I done!'

"You owe the man an apology and as a punishment, you are ordered to pay all the hospital bills. And also, you also have a relationship to fix with my best friend." Sakura stood up and grabbed his collar.

"Do it Hyuuga or else I would strip off your rights as a ninja."

"Yes ma'am." He said shakily as Sakura let go of him and straightened his collar up.

"That's good! I'll see you later then! And good luck with Tenten!" Sakura said as Neji nodded and closed the door.

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"Whew! Well that's a relief!" Sakura said, as she and Sasuke entered the mall and went into a baby's toy store.

"What did you tell him exactly?" Sasuke asked, looking up at the enormous aisles filled with toys. A saleslady appeared behind them.

"Oh what a cute couple!" She squealed. Sasuke and Sakura turned their heads. She was a woman, about in her twenties with a tan complexion and she had blue eyes and blue hair tied in a ponytail by a green ribbon and she was wearing the usual blue uniform.

"Uh—thanks." Sakura said, blushing.

"And how may I help you?" The woman asked. Sasuke decided to answer the question.

"We need some toys for our… err… daughter, Kioko." Sasuke explained, which made Sakura and himself go ten times redder.

"I see you're still a young couple… and such a beautiful daughter if I may add!"

"Thank you." Sakura said.

"Now, the toys. Hmm… ah! Here it is!" She pulled out a small plush toy which was formed like a chicken. And she also took out a pink elephant stuffed toy.

"Well?" she asked. When Sakura saw the chicken, she restrained herself from laughing as she smiled and looked at Sasuke, who looked as if he had doubts. When he looked back at her, Sakura nodded.

"Are you sure that you only want that?" he asked. Sakura nodded, now, sniggering.

"We'll take the two of those." Sasuke said.

"Excellent!" She said as they paid the bill to the cashier and exited the store. When they were far away from the store, Sakura burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Sasuke asked.

"Well… that chicken toy made me."

"Huh?"

"Nothing." Sakura sang. Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

'Thinking of the chicken makes me remember Sasuke's hair! Hahaha! He's a chicken-head!'

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