A/N: This is going to be written whilst watching 'Anger Management'. BWAHAHAHA! Oh, I don't own that either. I had no inspiration for this chapter, that's why it took a lot longer than usual. Sorry!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Welcome to Life Chapter 7 – The Date (Part 1) GAARA POV

I'm so nervous I think I might throw up. I'm sorry, you probably didn't want to know that.

I'm sitting on the sofa in the living room, twiddling my thumbs and kicking my feet. Temari can tell I'm nervous. She's watching me out of the corner of her eye and giggling. Kankuro's watching TV, completely ignoring me. I don't think he's quite come to terms with me being gay yet. Poor guy.

Sasuke should be here any minute. I'm clockwatching. Temari stands up and walks over to the sofa, sitting down beside me. She wraps her arms around me and pulls me to her chest.

"My little Gaara, all grown up." She coos mockingly.

"Shut up." I mumble, straightening up and looking at the clock once more.

"Please do." Kankuro backs me up.

Temari pouts and lets go of me.

There's a knock on the door.

I dive on Temari and cover her mouth with my hand before she can squeal. She giggles instead, drags me up by the arm and pushes me towards the door.

I think I'm going to faint.

I check my clothes one more time, a black t-shirt and red corduroy trousers. Nothing special, but it took Temari about an hour to pick them out.

All you straight boys out there, trust me: being gay doesn't help you to understand girls in the slightest.

Reaching out, I grasp the doorknob and turn it slightly. God, this seems so dramatic. It's a date Gaara, get over it! The door swings open and Sasuke's standing there. He smiles.

"Hey Gaara. You ready to go?"

I nod slightly, chewing my lip. I can sense Kankuro attempting to glare holes in Sasuke's head from behind me. Sasuke meets his stare evenly. Kankuro seems impressed, which is good. Whee!

I grab my jacket from the peg behind the door and step outside.

"Bye Gaara! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!"

I'm going to kill Temari, that crazy, crazy girl.

I shut the door behind me and feel my cheeks heat up. Sasuke laughs and leads me towards his car.

"I'm sorry about…"

"Don't worry about it!" Sasuke interrupts my apology "I really don't mind."

I smile slightly and climb into the car as he opens it. I'm no car expert, but I can tell this car is expensive. It's all silver and shiny. Shiny always means expensive, unless it's tin foil because I've never heard of expensive tinfoil. That's just stupid.

…Why the hell am I thinking about tin foil when I'm on a date with Sasuke?

He's started the car. We're a few streets away from my house when he turns the stereo on. I don't really know a lot about music, I can't really afford to listen to it, but this song is catchy and I recognise it from somewhere.

"Um, Sasuke. What's this?"

"You like it?"

"Yeah."

"It's 'Industry' by 'The Modern'."

"Ah."

He grins, "That means nothing to you does it?"

I shake my head and he chuckles.

We carry on listening to music in silence. I thought it would be an awkward silence, like neither of us knew what to say, but it was actually really comfortable. I didn't mind it at all.

It only takes about 15 minutes to get to the cinemas. Sasuke gets out of the car and I follow suit. He waits for me as I walk around to the other side, nervously playing with my fingers. I forget to look where I'm going and trip up the pavement. I'm such a dork!

I look up slightly to see Sasuke smiling at me.

"Don't be so nervous, I'm not going to bite…much." He 'reassures' me.

Whoa, I don't think I've ever seen this side of him before…I like it.

I grin back at him seductively and reply, "Oh, I'm sure you will."

I never thought I'd say this, but Neji's pervertedness ((A/N: Shut up, I say it's a word XD)) is paying off.

Sasuke looks shocked for a minute, but quickly recovers, grins and takes my hand, leading me towards the building.

This should be fun.

YEAHYEAHTIMECHANGEI'M GETTINGLAZY

This movie is crap. Seriously, it has no plot. There's just some guy with even stranger hair than mine (feel free to faint from shock) running around shooting people whilst pretending to be insane. I yawn and turn to look at Sasuke, who seems just as bored as me. I direct my attention back to the screen and try to make sense of the current explosion of colour.

I'm halfway to understanding this scene at least when Sasuke leans close to my ear. I feel his lips moving against my skin as he speaks and repress a shiver.

"Let's find a different way to entertain ourselves."

Well it's good to know that he doesn't beat around the bush. Let's get this show on the road.

Oh, oh great, this is NOT the best time for nerves to kick in. It's all coming back to me. I'm on a date with one of the most popular guys in school and he's just made an offer to turn things up a notch.

I think too negatively! I've got to stop doing this! He's flirting with me! And before I got the chance to stop myself, I dive in head first and turn to face Sasuke. He takes this as a hint and closes the gap to kiss me thoroughly.

I can honestly say, I didn't expect his lips to be so soft! I mean, they don't look all cut up and gross but still!

He gently runs his tongue across my lip and I open my mouth slightly, allowing him to ravish me completely.

Wait, what the crap, what's that on my thigh? Oh, it's his hand, wait, HIS HAND? This is only the first date! He can't be expecting me to go that far! I don't even know him! ARGH! IT'S GOING UNDER MY LEG! PANIC MODE PANIC MODE!

Oooh! I get it now, he's just lifting me into his lap, panic time over. Whoops. I feel stupid now.

I find myself straddling his lap when we pull apart for air. I notice Sasuke glaring at something over my shoulder. I swivel my head around a bit to see what's up and am greeted by a couple staring at us in disgust. Ah, homophobes, the world wouldn't be the same without them.

"Oh I'm sorry," Sasuke sneers "am I supposed to be ashamed?"

The woman tsk's in disgust and focuses her attention back to the screen. The guy follows her example soon after.

"Gaara, let's blow this joint." Sasuke says.

I climb carefully off his lap and offer a hand to help him up. He takes it and continues to hold my hand all the way to the car.

"Um, where are we going?" I ask him tentatively when he starts the car.

"I've got someplace in mind." He looks at me out of the corner of his eye, "You trust me don't you?"

I'm surprised to find that I do.

A.N: Yes, it's short, it's shit, but it's better than nothing right:D Anyway, I decided to split the date into two sections, because otherwise it'd be too long.

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