Chapter 6

Dumbledore walked back to his office, somewhat disgruntled. How could he get closer to Draco?

Hmmm, there must be a way. But he had to get Harry out of the way. He would ruin everything.

Maybe he would be better to get more physical. Would that turn Draco on?

Well, all he could do was try.

But that wasn't enough! He had to have Draco! How could he get rid of Harry? Poison? No, too obvious. Curse? No, it may have no affect.

There must be something…ah, the giant squid! Perfect! All he had to do was get the squid to eat him. Hahaha!

Meanwhile, Snape was feeling very alone. Professor McGonagall had declined his offer of dinner at a fancy restaurant. Ah well, there was always Professor Sprout. Oh, why did everyone hate him so much? Was he really that bad? He knew his hair was greasy, but he washed it with Herbal Essences every day-surely his hair greasiness was therefore not his fault? Oh the pain of knowing you would never get married! It was overwhelming at times……….

Hang on….why would he want to get married anyway? The thought of being tied down…it made him shiver. Besides, the whole "shared income" thing that women seemed obsessed with put him right off. They might up and go with his cash at any minute. In fact, now that he thought about it, women were much too flighty for his tastes. Perhaps he should give up on them all together? No, they were still attractive creatures. But boyfriends would be much more trustworthy. What to do?

Then Snape had a breakthrough. He would start a club. Yes, what an excellent idea. He ran off to start the flier and badge making projects. He would through is life and soul into this club. He may even find a partner!