A/N: WOOHOO! DOUBLE DIGITS YEEAAAH!
You're probably gonna kill me for this pairing XD
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Welcome to Life Chapter 10 – Lost, Found, Meetings and Make-outs GAARA POVThe bell should be ringing any minute now. Shut up teacher-person. Is he eve a teacher? He looks about 19. Ah well, he knows how to yell and I guess that almost qualifies you as a teacher these days.
The bell rings.
"and so – oh, is that the time already?"
Why do all teachers feel the need to say that? It obviously is that time, and no-one ever answers, yet they still ask it. Some rhetorical questions are just crazy.
"Class dismissed."
BOOYAH!
There's a stampede to the door.
"Fag." Someone hisses as they pass me. Yeah. Well noticed, genius. The Neji thing is happening all over again. For Sasuke it's all 'Oh Sasuke! You're so brave coming out like this!' and for me it's like 'eww, you fucking freaky gayboy!'.
Kids can be so mean…
Oh crap. I got caught up in my own daydream again and the 'teacher' is looking at me incredulously. Well, I guess I must look stupid. One hand raised, mouth open and all.
Have I ever mentioned how much I love school?
It's lunch. I'm sure I have something I need to do. I walk out of the door, trying to remember where I'm meant to be. I'm sure it had something to do with one of my friends. Okay, that narrows it down a bit since I don't have that many…
Sasuke? Noooo.
Sakura? Nope, she's mad at me. Note to self: Try to patch things up with Sakura.
Neji? No…yes. No? What? Was it-
BANG.
My head just connected with something, something hard. The pain should be registering sometime soon. Wait for iiiit….now.
"Oh fucking hell!" I gasp, clutching my head and glaring defiantly at the locker I just head butted. I shouldn't glare really, it wasn't the lockers fault. Before I have time to apologise, I hear a voice behind me.
"Aww, look! Gayboy just had an accident! Maybe he should go cry to his boyfriend."
"Your insults get are getting worse and worse, Kabuto."
"What was that, guy-fucker?"
Oh bugger, did I say that out loud? I turn around to face him. Kabuto looks shocked. I really don't think he expected me to have a backbone.
Well…I don't. I just don't use my goddamn brain enough.
His two cronies also look pretty stunned. Kimimaro and Tayuya. They're a couple, but I don't know which one wears the pants in THAT relationship. Tayuya is one scary woman.
Kimimaro stole my milk when I was six. I'm never going to forgive him for that, even if I am shit-scared of him.
"Do you WANT to be beat up or summat?" Tayuya enquires in her oh-so-ladylike manner.
"Um…no?" That people, is my lame attempt at not getting my arse whooped.
"Kabuto, fuck off."
I spin around, "Sasuke?"
He smiles at me, hands in pockets.
Kabuto glares, for a second I think that he isn't going to listen, but he knows his place. He turns away, scowling and struts off. Tayuya and Kimimaro traipse after him.
"Gaara, haven't you got to meet Neji now?"
"YEEEEEEEEEEES!" I scream, flinging my arms around his neck gratefully and kissing his cheek. His eyes widen in surprise and he puts his hands on my hips.
"I knew I had to be somewhere!" I practically shriek in his ear. I pull out of his grip and dash off down the hall towards the door and the tree.
I see Neji standing there, looking pissed off. Whoops. I skid to a halt in front of him, hands on knees and panting. I should exercise more.
"You forgot didn't you?"
I put on a shocked face, "Neji! Would I ever forget you?"
He rolls his eyes. "Anyway, I want you to meet someone."
I cock my head. Oooh! That means he's met someone!
"WHOWHOWHO?" I'm bouncing around in front of him.
"Well, do you know who Deidara is?"
Deidara, Deidara, Deidara.
"No, wait, yes! No…that's not him…brunet?"
"Blond."
Blond…Deidara.
"ART! Good at art, right? Tallish, long hair?"
Neji nods, "that's him."
"Kickass! He's hot." I announce.
Neji glares.
Whoa, protective much?
TIMECHANGEYEEEEEEAH
I'm outside the art room with Neji. He wants me to literally come and meet Deidara, like, talk to him. Things must be serious! Nevertheless, I'm not very confident around strangers. Not that he's a stranger, I just don't know him very well.
Neji pushes the door open and I follow him inside. Deidara's sitting at one of those pottery things. You know, the ones that spin and get brown mush everywhere? At least, that's my experience of them. He has his waist-length blond hair tied up in an elastic band and is humming along and tapping his free foot crazily (the other foot is on the peddle). He looks up, bangs flopping in front of one eye.
"Neji! And…other dude, yeah."
"Hey." Aww! Neji really likes this guy, I can tell by his face.
Deidara focuses his attention on me again, "Man, your hair is the coolest yeah, really cool."
"Um, thanks!" I can't remember my hair ever being complimented before!
His one-eyed gaze switches back to Neji again. Neji walks closer and pushes the smaller boy back onto the table, lifting him so he's sitting on it. Then they start making out, hands tangling in hair. Lips, teeth, tongue and everything.
Bloody hell. Have they forgotten I'm here? I blush madly and back up towards the door.
"Um, I'm just gonna…"
Hell, they're not listening. Neji is currently ridding Deidara of his shirt while the blond moans loudly. They're so going to get caught. Surely it's illegal to have sex in the school building?
Oh my God…Neji's hand is going south….
RUN! I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE!
I leg it down the corridor for the second time that day.
My poor virgin eyes!
I still don't think Deidara knows my name. He seems like the perfect guy for Neji though, all sex, no talk.
Those two could be together for a long time.
A/N: AHAHAHHAHAA! BET YOU NEVER SAW THAT ONE COMING! Do they ever even meet?
Ah well, I love Deidara and decided to throw him in there somewhere XP
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