Disclaimer: Don't own.
Test #1043
First I measure a precise amount of the solvent. It was difficult protecting this from my brother (Species Mikeyus). I shudder at what would have made their noxious way into this precious substance.
I have to chill the solvent to exactly 250 degrees Kelvin, otherwise the results are…explosive. See Leo for more details.
Coolness is successful. Now I need to sterilize the mixing implement. Complete sterilization is necessary to keep contaminates out of solution. Prepare an 85 mL sample of solute. Add exactly 65 mL of the solute with a 0.5m/s2 tangential acceleration of solvent/solution.
(NOTE: Viscosity of solute is high, therefore slight shaking/squeezing is necessary to remove substance from the storage container. NO HEAT IS TO BE APPLIED)
Once the specified volume is applied, remove the stirring implement and coat a layer of the remaining solute onto it. Apply this to the solution with a 0.85m –
"Yo, Donny! Hurry up, dude! It ain't rocket science, ya know!"
- m/s2 acceleration for 5 seconds. Remove implement and consume while laughing at brother's pitiful excuse for chocolate milk.
Chocolate milk makes the world go round.
