A/N: I'm gonna clear some stuff up here. Replying to someone who reviewed: No, they're not old enough to dirnk, but then since when has that stopped any of us, eh? Actually, I've never been drunk, but I'm only 14, so whatever

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything else for that matter.

Welcome to Life Chapter 14 – House Party (Part 2) GAARA POV

I don't like the way Itachi's smiling at me. It means something's up, something I probably won't like. The blue guy is still leering at me. Itachi looks me up and down, dragging his eyes over every part of my body. He licks his lips appreciatively and smirks at me.

"You're hot for such a little guy. We could have some fun with him Kisame."

Blue guy/Kisame nods, "Indeed we could."

"Um, I just wanna go…"

"You're not going anywhere just yet."

Oooh, I definitely don't like the sound of this.

"Come here."

"No, I…"

Itachi growls, "I said, come here."

I look up at him again. I have to admit, Sasuke's older brother is sexy. Ruby red eyes, sleek black hair…but I prefer Sasuke and I really don't want to go with Itachi and Kisame. They scare me.

Before I can do anything to stop them, they're grabbing hold of my arms and pulling me into a bedroom. Kisame pins me to the wall, hands on my hips to prevent me from escaping while Itachi grasps my chin and turns my face to the side so he can attack my lips with his own. I can feel Kisame's breath on my neck as he begins to nip and bite his way down my chest. Itachi's hands travel up my shirt and he's savagely sucking on my lips, trying to force a reaction out of me.

When will they stop? I don't want this! I want Sasuke, or Neji, or someone to come and stop this! I attempt to push Kisame away, but he just grinds his hips into me and moans, effectively pinning me harder against the wall.

Oh bollocks. Oh bollocksy, fucking, sodding hell. Am I going to be raped? Not here, not now! Why did I let Haku talk me into coming here!

Kisame picks me up and I struggle like a caged animal, landing kicks wherever I can. He drops me, cursing and I make a mad dash for the door. Itachi blocks my way and roughly shoves me down on the bed, lying on top of me.

This is it. I can't get away now.

The door is flung open

"Gaara? Temari said- oh my God! What the fuck?"

"Sasuke!" I breathe, tears streaking down my face.

He's standing in the doorway, a shocked look on his face. Kankuro stumbles in behind him.

"See Sas-kaaaay! He's here." My elder, supposedly more sensible brother collapses on the floor in a heap. That just totally ruins the seriousness of this moment. Which reminds me, Itachi is still lying on top of me!

"Itachi, what the shit are you trying to do to my boyfriend?"

Itachi sits up, but doesn't get off me. He straddles my waist instead.

"Aaah! So this is that kid you were going on about! If I'd have known I wouldn't have-"

"Yes you would." Kisame interrupts. He's somewhere over to my left…I think. I don't really know my left and right very well.

Itachi smiles devilishly, "Ok, even if I'd known, I'd probably still do it."

"Get him off me." I beg desperately.

"Itachi. Get. Off. Him."

The elder sibling sighs and runs a hand through his hair, "Fine, I suppose I'll leave him for you, though why he'd pick you over me I don't know."

"Maybe because I didn't try to rape him?"

"Maybe." Itachi shrugs, "Come on Kisame."

I wait until they're gone before bringing my knees up to my chest and hugging them to me. I feel Sasuke's weight unbalance the bed as he wraps his arms around me from behind, dangling his legs off the side of the bed on either side of my body.

"I'm sorry about my brother."

I say nothing and we sit in silence for a while.

"You should marry me now." I state in monotone.

"What?" Sasuke asks, stunned.

"You saved my honour, virginity and crap. Now you have to take my hand in marriage.

Sasuke laughs, nuzzles his cheek into my hair and presses his lips to the back of my ear.

"Only you could come up with something like that at a time like this."

I smile, turn around and fling myself into his arms. I really need a hug right about now.

TIMECHANGEWHEE

It's definitely time to go home. I was almost raped, Neji's lost most of his clothes, Deidara can't remember his name, Haku is passed out in Zabuza's arms and Sakura is nowhere to be found.

Neji and Deidara stumble to the car making out the whole way, Neji dressed only in his trousers. He seems to have misplace his shirt, shoes, jewellery and underwear. Zabuza carries Haku to the car and says they'll wait while Sasuke and I find Sakura.

We head back towards the house. I hope to hell that we won't run into Itachi or Kisame again. I attach myself to Sasuke's side and refuse to let go. We wenter the living room and have to dance through the diminishing crowd again, randomly screaming Sakura's name. We bump into Kankuro again at one point, who is now conscious and attempting to get it on with two girls at the same time. He points us in the direction of the kitchen where we find Lee passed out on the floor and Naruto sitting at one of the stools.

"Oi, Gaara!" the drunk blond slurs when he spots me.

"Yes?"

He looks at me through blurry, blue eyes, "I'm really sorry man, like, for everything."

"It's alright."

"I meeeeean it, I mean it like-" he falls off the stool and doesn't get up.

Sasuke nudges him in the side with his shoe.

"You seen Sakura?"

"…closet."

Sasuke looks at me an raises an eyebrow. We walk slowly over to the closet, not sure whether to interrupt or not. Finally, being the bravest of us , Sasuke grabs the handle and throws the door open. Inside, Sakura and Hinata seem completely oblivious to our presence as they continue to get it on and molest each other.

Eventually, Hinata notice, make's a sort of 'meep' sound and jumps as far away as she can from Sakura, which isn't very far seeing as they're in a closet. I grin. I knew it! Sakura looks from us, to Hinata and back again.

"Time to go," Sasuke states, not phased in the slightest.

"Call you sometime Hinata." Sakura mumbles, looking slightly tipsy. Hinata nods and the three of us head out to the car.

Once seated, I throw one leg over Sasuke and snuggle into his side. Sakura's asleep with her head on the back of my neck and the other side.

What an eventful night.

A/N: WHOA! THAT ALMOST GOT SERIOUS :O So yeah, Hinata and Sakura. A rather random pairing, but I think it's hot…so there XD

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