'You aren't are you?'
'I am just going to threaten him.' I said.
'Remind me never to cheat on you.' Draco smirked.
I glared at him. Not funny.. Realllllly.
'Sorry, wasn't funny..'
We walked into the common room to find Montague with no pants on, with a girl.. Equally the same.
'Come to admire my huge dick hey?' Montague said as the girl giggled.
'Hey girl, whoever you are, you realise he has crabs and all these icky STI's'
She followed by a whole heap of cursing, and did not leave.
Ok, I couldn't help staring at Montague but hello.. it was.. kinda big.
Draco looked at me and looked where I was staring.
'Come with me for a second.' He said in my ear and grabbed him hand. We went into a broom cupboard. Haha, come out of the closet. Ok that wasn't that funny either.
Draco undid his pants, and they fell to his feet. He slowly took his boxers off, and closed his eyes.
I coughed. I didn't mean to.
I had this goofy grin on my face, and I scratched the side of my face.
He put his pants back on and I slid to the floor.
He smirked at me. I bit my lip. Ok so the point of this was...
I grabbed his hand and placed it on my stomach. I spread his fingers out and ran his hand upwards, over my ribs to my chest. Over my boobs. I was wearing a sexy bra! Yay! Ok, so that was a bit like random. He had this eager smile on his face. I took his hand from under my top and got up.
'Later.' I smirked and got out from the cupboard.
'I thought you were going out with Jakki!' I yelled at Montague.
'I was, she didn't give me any, so she was kicked.'
'Jerk!'
'No, I am needy.'
'I said I would teach you.' I said flashing a silver pair of scissors and opening and closing them.
'But I might catch something but if you hurt anyone, I won't be afraid.'
'What cause you'd have touched a dick by then?'
'No, cause I can afford some rubber gloves by then.'
