"It was more like an accidental fuck."
"…really."
"Er, well, a series of accidental fucks."
"Really."
"…yes."
"So, let me make sure that I understand this fully, Sanji-kun. There you were, walking around one day, minding your own business, when you just kind of tripped over him. And then insertion happened. Acidental insertion."
"Um. More or less?"
"Let's go for more, shall we? Be as explicit as possible."
"Nami-san! There's no reason to go into detail, is there? I mean, I would not wish to offend your delicate and always charming feminine sensibilities."
"I don't mind, Sanji-kun. Offend away. Who tops?"
"Oh, well, is that a tape recorder?"
"Zoro is a screamer, isn't he? I mean he looks like the type to be all silent except for the occasional low-key grunt, but I've always found that looks can be deceiving."
"Nami-san, I'm begging you –"
"Robin is a screamer, you know. It was kind of a surprise at first."
"Hyuher…"
"Now, Vivi-chan was a giggler. That was something that I thought that I would find annoying, you know? But goddamn, the sight of her all flushed and naked stretch out across my bed laughing low and secret in the back of her throat just drove me absolutely wild. I couldn't get enough. There was this one time last summer when we had been going at it for what had to be at least a good hour and….Sanji-kun, sit down before you fall down. And for the love of god, breathe. Maybe you should try putting your head between your knees."
"Nam….nur.."
"There, there. Just take your time and relax. After all, we have all afternoon and I have plenty of tape."
