Just Because I Eat Pie

A/N: Hey guys! Sorry this has been a long time coming! TAFE had me busy and writing songs gives me writers block for stories! hehe

Thanks to Kiki for herinspiration as always! And for the beta, nice work!

Enjoy guys!

Disclaimer: No, I don't own these characters…except one. I do own one. Guess which!


(Jack looks up at us very seriously, his hands folded with a piece of steaming pie in front of him)

JACK:

"I love pie. It is the best invention ever made by man. I think I like it because there are so many flavors and..."

(Jack looks down to see little Boo munching away on his pie. He looks up innocently at Jack with his cute little blue eyes. Ok everyone, 1, 2, 3, "AWWW!")

JACK:

"Boo go away!"

(He shoos the cat away. Damn cat! Whose cat is he any way?)

JACK:

"Aww now you ate part of my pie. Boo, so it seems, loves pie too"

(Boo meows)

"But this is MY Pie."

(Camera cuts to Sam in the cafeteria. She is leaning against a table, ankles and arms folded.)

SAM:

"He loves his pie. He gets very defensive if you eat even a tiny piece. I don't know why really because there is no shortage of it on base."

(We cut to Daniel in his study, holding an ancient Greek statue)

DANIEL:

"The ancient Greeks made pie. Maybe Jack was Greek in his past life. No, my guess would be something Pie related happened in his childhood"

(Again we cut back to Jack who is leaning back in his chair flicking a pencil…at Boo. Remind me where he came from?)

JACK:

When I was 9 my grandma made a blueberry pie. Unfortunately it was the last pie she ever made, she died that night. I had only eaten one piece and she specifically told me the pie was for my mouth only. When we came back from the hospital my pie was gone.

(Jack shrugs as he tilts his head to the side a little.)

JACK:

From that day on I've been very protective of my pie.

(We cut to Teal'c sitting in the cafeteria next to Sam, with his own pie.)

TEAL'C:

O'Neill seems to enjoy, as he says, "chowing" down this crusted dessert with many flavoured fillings

(Sam interrupts quietly.)

SAM:

Teal'c we call it Pie.

(Teal'c nods in understanding.)

TEAL'C:

O'Neill's obsession with pie may one day turn him into a Frodo.

(Sam giggles quietly. Poor Teal'c, so much to learn.)

SAM:

Hobbit. But I agree with you Teal'c. One day he'll be reduced to sitting alone in his room waiting for his next…fix.

(Daniel walks in on the fun. He sits down with Jelly.)

DANIEL:

I'm a Jelly man myself. Something I don't have to chew. I can just let it slide down my throat with little effort. Quick dessert for someone like me who spends a lot of time researching.

(Ok Back to Jack. His pie is gone, with few remaining crumbs.)

JACK:

I did try jelly, but it just wasn't my thing. Neither was custard, unless it's a custard tart, which is almost a pie. Anyhoo I think…Oh fer crying out loud!

(Boo has licked the remaining crumbs. Ok that's it! COME HERE!)

JACK:

I think I'll go get more pie…

(Jack turns to see someone chasing Boo behind him. Damn that little cat is quick.)

(Cut back to the cafeteria.)

SAM:

Where do you think the Colonel is?

DANIEL:

I don't know, I think he might be working on a report.

TEAL'C:

I believe Daniel Jackson that O'Neill finished his report yesterday.

(They all look at each other suspiciously. We cut to Jack's room, where the camera pans around the corner to see Jack wedged between his bed and wardrobe. BUM BUM BUUUMMM! Therehe ishuddled with his pie, stroking it and saying in a husky voice: )

JACK:

My Precious!

(Black out)

Did ya guess! Hehe Boo is my cat and he has a knack of trying to eat food off your plate, so decided to add him. And yes, that person running was me…silly cat! So this is dedicated to Boo