I have found new love and inspiration for the Mir/San pairing.
What many people may not know about me is, I think of very silly plots in very silly places. I made up a couple in a very boring car ride. I made this one brushing my teeth.
Summary: AU: Miroku works at a tech-help job and works with technically challenged people every day. Enter Sango; With the technical clarity of a rock. Ever met a perverted computer whiz? Better yet,one that stalks you?
Disclaimer: I can't draw.
I would like to thank Niklas (theLament) for ideas and encouragement.
Technical Problems
Chapter One
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"Hello,tech support?"
"No,This is the phone sex hotline. And we mean hot line. How can I fill your needs today?"
Miroku could practically hear the person's blush.
"Lighten up! I was only kidding!"
CLICK
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His cubicle was anything but roomy. If you stick out your arms,all the way out, horizontally that would be about as big as Miroku's work space. And also there were knick knacks every which way.
Miroku put the clunky black office phone back on it's base.
"You really need to stop that." Inuyasha leaned aganst Miroku's desk eating a doughnut and pushing back his black hair so that it didn't get in the way of him and the pastry.
The young man,in a purple button-up work shirt,shrugged and put his feet on his rather small desk.
"I should be getting a raise for it! You have no idea how many ladies in their mid-seventies call!" He said,shivering.
"They take it seriously and they start asking what I'm wearing and everything!-" At this Miroku imitated an old ladie's voice.
"'I knitted a thong in my sewing circle!'"
Inuyasha smirked and took another bite out of his doughnut.
"Never knew you liked them old."
"Never knew you liked them dead."
"HEY! Leave Kikyo out of this!"
Kikyo was Inuyasha's old highschool sweetheart. She was really pale and lots of times cold,so some people said she was a corspe. It didn't work out between them. And of course Inuyasha was really touchy about it.
"I was just kidding!"
"Yeah,yeah. Your jokes are going to get us fired someday,ya know."
Miroku spun around in his wheelie chair which was pretty hard to do givin the provided space.
"Please, I've done that hundreds of times! Like I'd get fired now."
"How the hell did you even get this job?" Inuyasha said,wiping away the powdered sugar off his hands and onto his red shirt.
"What? With charms like these I could get into the Pentagon!" Miroku grinned and pointed to the ceiling like a pistal.
"Yes,yes you make all the gay security guards swoon."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Start swooning! Swoon away!"
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"Hey Miro-did you call Inuyasha gay again?" Kagome looked at the three bumps on her friend's head.
"Yeah..."
"I think all those people hitting you has affected your mental health."
"Well,he offered me the perfect opportunity. I couldn't let it pass. Besides...what is he doing with all that hair? Haven't you ever wondered?" Miroku poked one of the bumps on his head and winced.
"I...guess...I've thought abou-oh that's not the point!" Kagome glared at him and uncounsiously started to flatten out the wrinkles in her blue skirt.
"I bet...late at night, you toss and turn and ask yourself : Is he gay!? For the love of god WHAT IS ALL THAT HAIR FOR?! I don't think he makes wigs in his spair time! IS HE GAY?!'"
"OH SHUT UP MIROKU!" Kagome threw a paperclip at him. Which,quite surprisingly, hurt.
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The automatic doors opened to reveal a young magneta eyed woman,smiling,but if you looked closely you could see she was clenching her fists. Unfortunately for Kagome,who was sitting at her desk,minding her own buisness she didn't see the sugar coated woman grinning a little too sweetly.
The woman walked up,her feet making empty hollow noices on the marble floor,and slammed her fist on Kagome's desk a little too hard and caused the paperweights to actually jump up. Which is quite intimidating.
"M-may I help you,Mam?" Kagome stuttered.
"Yes,may I please know where I can file complaints?" Sango smiled sweetly.
"Uh...fill out this form please."
Sango nodded and took a pen out of the tin can right next to Kagome's shiny name plate.
Kagome tried to get back to work but she found this young woman much more intresting...plus she was worried that she was going to make the pen burst.
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"I'm finished." Sango said quietly and handed the sheet of paper to Kagome.
"Great! Now I just need to...check it over for...spelling errors."
Kagome was a terrible lier. But it was her right as a concerned citizen.
(A/N: Not to lie badly but to look at the form.)
Name: Sango Last name: Hikari
Sex: Female
Age: 19
What is your complant and way to help us make your next vist or call more enjoyable?:
What kind of company are you running?! I call because I am having trouble with my computer and then I get some crap about sex hotline?! What the hell?! I demand to have that worker found and punished!
"So...what do you think?" Sango was grinning slightly at Kagome's expression,which was a mixture of reconigtion and anger.
Kagome brought up her head from the sheet.
"You have a very nice vocabulary."
