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OH! Yeah. Inuyasha is a security guard,Miroku is a regular tech support person,and Kagome is a secretary. And Sango is the pissed off customer.
Got it? Good.
Oh also,you may be wondering why Sango is so mad about this. She is prided by her tough girl rep. She doesn't want some guy making her blush just because of a prank call. Though I would have blushed too.
YES! I AM DONE WITH THE AUTHOR'S NOTE!
Summary: AU: Miroku works at a tech-help job and works with technically challenged people every day. Enter Sango; With the technical clarity of a rock. Ever met a perverted computer whiz? Better yet,one that stalks you?
Disclaimer: HA HA HA! Riiiiiight.
I would like to thank Niklas (the Lament) for ideas and encouragement.
Technical Problems
Chapter Two
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The walls of the elevator reflected her every move and expression. The walls of the elevator were very scary. The bell dinged and she walked out of it.
That Kagome woman had been oh-so nice enough to give her directions to the perverted idiot in the cubicle.
'He'll be the one with a paperclip mark on his forehead.' She had said.
'Hit him once more for me.' She then added as an after thought.
Sango was more then happy to.
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Miroku switched the side on the Rubik's cube. Yay! For he now had all the reds on one side! ...But how was he going to get the other's together with out messing up the red? Damn. Well,maybe he could put it on his desk and have it facing the door so that they only saw the red...
"Hello?...Uh...Miroku...Takagashi?" Sango looked at the outside of the wall to make sure she got his name right.
Miroku whirled around.
"Yes,how may I help you, my dear lady?" He grinned. A beautiful young woman just so happens to be at his...uh...cubicle entrance.
"Stop acting polite."
"Acting? Miss,this is how I always talk. My grandfather would read me his old books and well,I picked up on it."
"Right. I'm sure those books talked all about sex hotlines." Sango rolled her eyes.
Oh. Well...Miroku certainly didn't count on one of his prankees to actually come to the company address.
"You know...I...knew I reconized your voice from somewhere!"
"So you admit it!" Sango swooped down like a hawk,ready to catch it's prey. Oh how I love domestic office violence. Let's watch.
"It was just a prank! In fact,if you had stayed on the line I would have helped you."
"Right." Sango crossed her arms over her chest.
"Honest!"
Sango turned to walk towards the 'door'.
"You're acting like a middle-aged woman or something..."
"What did you say?"
"...I just don't understand why you are so angry about this." Miroku was really playing with fire now...
"I don't want some guy I don't know implying things alright...I don't want a boyfriend."
"You've never had a boyfriend?"
"No-" Oops...did she say that aloud? What was she doing here? Revealing intimate secrets about herself? No! She was supposed to be kicking his ass!
Miroku grinned.
"Listion, what will it take to keep you big mouth shut?" Okay,so...Sango was a little embarassed about it.
"How about a date?" Miroku was grinning wider then ever before now.
"With...you?" Sango's eyes grew wide with horror.
"No,with this chair."
"Oh! Good." Sango wiped her hand along her forehead.
"Of course I meant me."
So here were Sango's options. 1. She could go out with him,shaming herself. Or 2. She could let him shame herself. She sure as hell won't let someone else shame her!
"Fine." She held out her arm for a hand shake.
"It's a deal then!" Miroku kissed her hand.
In return Miroku received a swift smack in the head from the Rubik's cube.
Sango whirled around and made a quick exit.
"WAIT! MISS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME!"
Sango was already gone.
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"Well,this is just dandy. I meet a gorgeous woman, get a date out of her, and I don't even know her name."
"Did ya tell her where to meet you?" Inuyasha was at his usual post, all grudges forgotten when Miroku bought him a dozen of Krispy Kreames.
Miroku's eyes went wide.
"STUPID STUPID STUPID!"
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Okay...so...THAT WAS SUPER SHORT AND CRAPPY! I'M SORRY! SO SORRY! The next chapter will be better. I promise.
anguish-of-mind: Thank you so much! Glad you liked it. This review really made my day.
ViRgO2: Thanks! Sorry if this chapter didn't live up to your expectations.
the Lament: It's alright! Just...is that glue non toxic? Just because of this you shouldn't kill yourself.
...Hey...you know what's funny? Without the author's note at the top the total word count is 666. Heh...wow.
