The Beach House
By Satu-Suzu
Group of girls: When do we come in?
Summary: Stan has gone delinquent, and the human-hams are going to a beach house to fix him? Is it just that? Or will loves blossom? FLAMERS WILL BE FED TO THE RABID PRETZEL.
Chapter one: He won't do it... No matter what you say!
"STAAAAAN!" yelled Sandy as she stomped into the room that she and her brother shared. They weren't rich. There was a letter in her hands.
"EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!"
The human ham boy was sitting on a rickety old bed, listening to a Walkman. He had the look of ignorance on his face as Sandy thrust the letter into his face.
Dear Recipient,
We are inquiring about the person who lives here with you, Stan. He has
been caught on tape stealing shoes from the local Publix-" Stan
smilied.
"I'm so proud of me!"
"THIS IS SERIOUS, YOU IDIOT! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO TROUBLE! THE THIRD! You think you're so smart, then answer this: why did you steal shoes when you have perfectly good ones on your feet right no-" On Stan's feet were a shiny new pair of Converses.
"Thanks." he said, a smirk on his face. Sandy groaned, stomped out of the room, and left the house. She needed to talk to her friends.
"And that's how it goes," whimpered the girl, ham ears drooping(AN: To prevent confusion, they have only ham ears, no human ears.). "Every single day."
"Hmm," started Bijou. "Maybe he feels dejected since you're so, um." She didn't want to be rude. Pepper grinned evilly as she picked up her baseball bat. "Its time for some hard love, Sands."
Pashmina looked horrified. Penelope was taking a nap at the moment.All of a sudden (AN: I love that phrase!), Flexible's ears perked up. "I have a wonderful idea!" She had brown hair that went with her ears, and two red ribbons in her hair placed like Bijou's.
"We've been working on something for a while and it might help Stan." pitched in Calico, her more demure twin sister, who looked exactly the same.
"Shoot." muttered Sandy.
"Weeellll..."
"I'M NOT GONNA DO IT!" came from the back of the car. "I'M NOT GONNA DO
IT! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! THIS IS AMERICA FOR CRIPES SAKE!"
"Shut it, Stan. You sound like a little kid. Even Penelope's acting more mature." clamored Pashmina. A murmur came from the back seat while Penelope watched Magical Heart Anime Girl: Rainbow Rains on the DVD player.
"It'll be fun!" said Bijou from the middle passenger left. Stan just grumbled and slammed the headphones on to join the quest for Magical Hearts on the Anime. Oh well. It was better than nothing. Soon, the cars carrying boys and girls drove up to a tall, TALL beach house. It looked 18 stories high, from Maxwell's calculation. The hams brought in their stuff into the elevator(AN:Yes, you can put an elevator in a beach house.), even Snoozer, who sleepwallked in with red cargo, and the hams went up to the third floor, wondering the maximum capacity of the elevator.
They reached the kitchen on the third floor and got off. They entered the room. Hamtaro was the first to speak. "HELLO? WE'RE HERE! WE WANT TO PUT OUR STUFF AWAY? DOES ANYONE LIVE HERE?" This was when Panda noticed the quivering brown blob on the
swivel chair. The blob shook and turned to the hams. It wasn't a blob, it was a human ham! He lifted his head crowned with his brown and white speckled hair that was the same color of his pants and shirt and shoes.
There was a nutty look in his eyes. No one would have recognized him except for his sentence and voice, "I LIKE BLUEBERRY PIE!" Flexible walked into the room amidst groans."I see you met Pretzel."
"Met him? I thought we escaped him!" cried Panda. Calico walked into the room, along with a red haired girl who was named Ali, who was in a turquoise blazer, a white shirt that said "Dark Dreamer", blue jeans,and orange flip flops, and Con-sama, a girl with blond hair, a black shirt that read "HAM NO.", black jeans and black shoes with a black stick thing that she was carrying.
It seemed that she had caught Panda's attention.
Stan groaned. With this crowd, it would be a long summer.
"...And this is your room!" crowed Flexible to Stan. It was brown with a brown bed with lots of shelves. The girls had a room to cater to the hams needs and wants. Stan was on floor 15 with his sister, Sandy, who was in a different room. It was obvious the girl hated Stan and Stan hated the girl. They glared at each other before Flexible left the room. Stan flopped onto the bed and groaned.
First things first, an escape plan. There was a knock on his door. It swung open to reveal Pretzel grinning weirdly.
"Hello, roomie!"
'Shoot me, Ham,' Stan thought.
END OF CHAPPIE ONE! So, whaddya think? Love it? Hate it? Llamafy it beyond mortal reason? I know its not that funny, but it'll get there! Pretzel is sole right of cappyandpashy4ever, who was kind enough to let me use her ham! I'm sorry I didn't get this up in time! Ali is me, but
I didn't know if I was allowed to use my real name. Send in reviews! I'll put you in the story if you ask! And A BIG SHOUT OUT TO BROKEN CHIBI WHO LET ME SEND MY STORIES TO HER SO SHE COULD PUBLISH THEM! HUGZ
TA YA:D:D:D:D:D:D
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