AN: I'm a little worried. I have had a few stories deleted on another account because (I guess) I exceeded the max. amount of swear words or something. I guess I exceeded the "T" rating? I am worried about this one. I say bad words, sure, but Inuyasha swears all the time on the show and manga. But, still, I don't have this story backed up and I would hate to lose it. Please, tell me if you think that I'm going over the limit.
Oh God...oh God...
Did he just...
He did...
He grabbed my butt.
"You...unbelievable! I have half a mind to...UGH!" Sango sputtered as she got away from her "date."
"I think you are over reacting." Miroku stared calmly at her.
"OVER REACTING?"
"Yes."
Sango slapped him right in front of the waiter.
"Um...I'll go get your bill."
Inuyasha darted away from the restaurant with Shippou trailing behind.
"Hey, Inuyasha?" Kagome asked as he still hefted her on his shoulder.
"Yeah?" He absentmindedly answered. He was trying to think of the best escape route back to their office.
"Can I ask you something?"
"You just did."
How childish...
"Fine. Go ahead."
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!"
Well. It happened. Secretary stress had gotten at Kagome.
Inuyasha was a little shocked. He had never heard Kagome like this.
Shippou piped up, "We were saving you from urban pirates."
"Urban...what?"
"Pirates." Shippou chirped.
Well, that made sense. Clearly, it was one of those "You had to be there moments."
"Well, put me down at least. Didn't your mom tell you how to treat a woman?" Kagome rolled her eyes.
"You won't run away right?"
"No! Don't you trust me?"
"No."
"Well, I won't." She huffed, angry that he hadn't waited to rescue her from Houjou until she had eaten. They were only at drinks! And then had the nerve to heft her over his shoulder and not put her down.
Chivalry, smitharly. It was long gone
Inuyasha put her down.
"Well...now what?" He asked her.
"Want to go get something to eat? I'm staving." She said.
"Me too!" Shippou piped up so that they would remember he was here.
"Fine. Come on, brat."
"Hey!" Shippou yelled in protest.
"I was talking to Kagome." Inuyasha stated matter-of-factly.
"Hey!"
"Sir...you and your date are disturbing the restaurant." The waiter approached the pair, wary.
"Oh! I'm sorry! We'll be good!" Miroku replied with more than one slap mark on his face.
"We? I'm good. You're not." Sango muttered, irritated. Everyone was looking at them.
"Well, okay. If you disturb the restaurant again, however, we will have to kick you out."
"What! Before our meal even arrives!" Sango asked, alarmed.
"Yes, if this behavior persists."
"Fine...rat bastard." She muttered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing. We won't disturb again. Promise!" She smiled and did a little peace sign while winking.
Awww. That was adorable. Apparently Miroku thought so. Once the waiter left, he groped her again.
AN: No self control...-.-;
"YOU JERKWAD!"
The waiter trotted back to their table, more than a little upset.
"I'm afraid I will have to hold true to my promise. I hope you understand."
"Oh! We do! Come ON Sango!" Miroku said and pushed her out of the restaurant to avoid making a scene.
"RAPE! RAPE! BLAPSHEMY!" She yelled. The restaurant was silent.
The waiter slapped his head.
They didn't pay for their drinks.
"McDonalds!" Kagome shouted in disbelief.
"I don't exactly have a seven figure salary, alright?" Inuyasha said. And he was right. Security guards aren't exactly rich.
"Arrgh!" Kagome said sounding like a pirate, "If it wasn't for you, I would be getting crab alfredo, not Bigmacs! (tm)."
"Yeah, well, you win some you lose some. What do you want?"
"Happy meal!" Shippou shouted.
"Cheeseburger with catsup only." Kagome muttered a little deflated.
"McDonalds!" Sango shouted in disbelief.
"Well, I don't exactly have a seven figure salary." Miroku said sheepishly. And he was right. Techies aren't exactly rich.
"Arrgh!" Sango said sounding like a pirate, "If it wasn't for you, I would be getting lobster tails, not Bigmacs! (tm)."
"I wasn't the one that yelled and disturbed the restaurant. I groped quietly." Miroku said defensively.
What!
"Oh look! There's Kagome and Inuyasha! Let's go see them!"
AN: Well, another chapter done. I'll try and finish this story, then get on with my life. Enjoy.
