Title: A-Fan-What-Now?
Rating: T
Summary: What would happen if our favorite characters just so happened to stumble upon some fanfiction?
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I don't own it, unfortunately.
A/N: First attempt at humor. Don't laugh TOO much at me if it stinks. Also... all of the fanfics that I have them reading... are complete and total figments of my imagination. I'm not trying to offend anyone who may have written a fiction like it. I'm just rather being the total odd-ball that I am... and creating a fic that I'm hoping will entertain me... and hopefully make sense to the rest of the world.
Chapter 1 - A Code Even A Genius Can't Crack.
It was a day like any other day at the Behaviourial Analysis Unit in Quantico, Virginia. Actually, it was a rather slow day case-wise, but no body was really complaining. Most– if not all– of the case that reached the BAU were tragic in their own way, and those types of things tend to build up inside of a person.
So there they were... with absolutely nothing to do, sitting at their individual desks, flipping though papers looking for something that they could use to busy themselves. But of course this was all about to change...
"I've found the greatest thing on the planet!" the sound of Garcia's voice could be heard by pretty much everyone in the building as she ran in to get the attention of the members of the team.
At first everyone was hesitant to follow – especially Gideon, after the last time he spent "in the room with the screens" as he so put it. However, she was remained persistent and finally got them to follow her until they reached her computer.
"All right, what did you find? I've got to get back to work," Special Agent Aaron Hotchner stated, even though he was lying. He was pretty much as bored as the rest of them because he too had nothing to do.
Garcia then proceeded to explain she'd just stumbled upon a website that featured something called "Fan Fiction", and that it just so happened to feature a section all about the BAU team. None of them really understood it, and in fact, about half of them were frightened at the idea that someone out there would be writing about them... but the idea still intrigued them, so they stood and watched as Garcia found one she thought would be good and brought it up on the screen.
"Let's see, this one's called... Da Genius Boi," Garcia read out loud, while the rest of them seemed to look puzzled. The words were written in an odd manner. However, Garcia seemed to laugh at this, "Hey, Reid, I think this one is about you!"
Reid's face turned a slight shade of red, before he decided to take hold of the mouse to scroll down and read the story. After a few minutes of this, he began to squint his eyes and shake his head at the screen.
"I can't understand a word of this. It appears to be in another language that I've never heard... or read about before," he finally stated out loud, but it was like admitting defeat, there'd never been anything he didn't know before now.
Special Agent Derek Morgan began to laugh, and moved closer to the screen so he could take a stab at reading what Reid had not been able to.
"It wuz a vry cold & dark day wen ried went 2 wurk," Morgan squinted his eyes as he read the screen. He wasn't having much more luck then Reid was, but nonetheless, Morgan continued, "He lokked liek crap cuz he'd bin up liek all nite cuz he wuz tryin' out dis nu intenet dating thang, but it wuznt werkin... N e wayz, morgin coms over & iz all liek 'wot wer u doin last nite', & ried iz all liek 'itz nun ov ur busniss! Go 2 hell! So den ried runs out ov da room & in2 da brekroom & sees ell & gidien makin out... so hes all WTF & they r all 'we wuznt doin n e thin! & ten hotch coms in & tells them 2 shut up & get bak 2 wurk cuz he's liek rlly evil. "
Morgan shook his head, he wasn't understanding a word of what he was reading. Maybe it really was in another language.
They all turned to Garcia, in hopes that maybe she understood this foreign language. She gave them her usual smile, and informed them that there wasn't anything on the computer that she couldn't figure out.
"I've been reading a few of these, and if you stick some vowels in here and there, and read really closely, you can understand exactly what they are saying," Garcia explained, and then proceeded to "translate" what they had just read.
A smile formed on Special Agent Elle Greenaway's face. "I guess Hotch is the evil guy in this story," she laughed as everyone turned to look at Agent Hotchner.
"Hey, he's not the one with Gideon in the break room. I don't think the boyfriend is going to be too happy about this one, Elle," Morgan teased.
"Who would write something like this?" Reid questioned, but Garcia quickly informed him that it was just a story, and that they shouldn't get too worked up about it. It was just some person from cyberspace trying to have a little fun and kill some time.
Reid shook his head.
"Maybe we should just read another one..." Garcia stated as she pressed the "back" button on the browser and searched for another title that caught her eye.
A/N: Sorry about the "chat-speak" and hopefully you could understand it. It was kind of hard to write, seeing as I don't ever allow myself to type using it. Anyway... if you'd like, you can leave me a review:)
