Hey, thanks for all the cool reviews guys!
Here's some more funny shorts to tickle your funny bone. Enjoy!
Be warned: Contains a bit of Lemon near the end.
Sissi's Just Desserts (or 'What a Nightmare!')
Late night, Sissi's
room. She was fast asleep, mouth slightly open, snoring
softly.
"Ulrich" she murmured, turning. Like a whisper
black smoke came out of her radio and floated towards her. Slowly,
carefully it expanded and enveloped her.
Sissi was having a strange dream. She was in her room when Ulrich burst in. He grabbed her and kissed her passionately. And then they flew away, heading towards the mountains, clouds lazily drifting around them. Suddenly a strong gust of wind separated them.
"No!"
she cried, watching Ulrich disappear.
"Do you really love
him" a voice asked. "Yes!" she said. "Would you
like to have him with you forever?" it asked. "Yes! Oh yes
please!" she shouted. A soft laugh surrounded her, and the voice
said: "As you wish".
In her room the cloud rose up,
shrunk down and flew into her mouth. Sissi gasped, then began
sleeping soundly again.
Next morning. Yumi was walking up to
school when she spotted Jeremie, Odd, Ulrich and Aelita at the
vending machine. "Hi guys" she said, walking up to
them.
"Hi Yumi" Ulrich said. He started to say something
else when something behind her caught his attention. "Oh no"
he groaned. Yumi turned around and saw Sissi heading their way. "So
much for starting the day off well" she muttered.
"Well
hello losers" Sissi smirked. She looked at Ulrich and said
"Morning Ulrich dear" and blew a kiss at him. "Now
look Sissi-" Ulrich started saying. He stopped, his eyes glazing
slightly.
"Ulrich?"
Yumi asked. She grabbed his shoulder, but he brushed her off. He went
down on one knee, held out his and to Sissi and said: "Oh Sissi,
I love you so much. Will you allow me to walk you to class"
"But
of course" Sissi smiled. The gang looked on in amazement as
Sissi and Ulrich went off hand in hand. "Uh what just happened?"
Odd asked. Suddenly Sissi glowed slightly. Odd and Jeremie stiffened,
and looked very cross.
"I'll tell you what happened"
Jeremie snarled, "He just left with the girl of my dreams,
that's what". "Dream on" Odd snorted, "She's
mine!". They both jumped up and ran towards Ulrich and Sissi
leaving Yumi and Aelita behind, shocked.
They looked at each
other, realisation in their eyes. "XANA!"
They watched
as the guys started fighting between them. Ulrich struck first, his
fist smashing into Odd's face. Odd returned the punch, and followed
with a kick at Jeremie. Suddenly other guys came running towards
them.
They pulled Odd, Jeremie and Ulrich away from each other when Sissi said "Oh thank you!".
All of them stiffened. They turned towards her as one and said "Sissi! My love!" and started moving towards her, hands outstretched.
"What? No! Keep Away!" she shrieked, trying to back away from them.
With a scream she turned around and fled back to the school.
"Uh,
shouldn't we help her?" Aelita asked.
"We will.
Eventually." Yumi smirked, enjoying the show.
Jeremie's morning
It was a sweltering night that night.
Even with the windows opened it didn't help much.
Jeremie sat in his room, sweating, sitting as close to his window as possible.
"It's so hot!" he thought to himself, "I'm never going to get to sleep like this".
Suddenly a wild
and crazy thought occurred to him.
"Aah, much better!"
he sighed seconds later, lying down on his bed naked, his briefs and
pj's on the floor. Within minutes he was fast asleep, dreaming of his
day tomorrow with Aelita during her first day at Kadic.
He was
still sleeping soundly in the morning when suddenly the door to his
room flew open and Aelita ran in, smiling brightly. "Good
morning Jeremie!" she said.
He woke with a start and saw her
in his room.
"Aelita! No!" he cried, fell to floor with a thump.
"Oh Jeremie,
are you OK?" she asked, kneeling down next to him
Jeremie
just lay there and groaned, blushing blood red.
Jeremie's accident
Early morning, Kadic High.
Jeremie was lying fast asleep on his bed, dreaming about Aelita.
"Oh, Aelita" he groaned, as in his dream she sucked him off, her warm mouth enveloping him down to the base of his shaft.
He felt himself
just about to come when a large series of beeps snapped through his
head.
"Ah man, and just at the good part" He moaned,
swatting as he tried to turn of his clocks alarm.
He sat up, his hard on still poking straight up through the bed sheets when Aelita suddenly appeared on his computer screen
"Good morning Jeremie!" Aelita said.
Jeremie's eyes went wide and his face went red as he twisted his hips and used his hands at the same time to try and cover up his raging erection.
Which just didn't work out.
Crack!
"AAAARGH!"
