The War Against Mary Sues
Disclaimer: Mary Sues are only used for destructive purposes and are not created for the sake of an original OC. The author enjoys the harassment of the Mary Sues and would like to encourage readers to submit their Mary Sues if they would like to see them die a very painful death. All OCs (in this case, Dr. Melody Stefani and Gertrude) that are not Mary Sues are not to be flamed. Mary Sues, however, can be flamed. All information regarding Mary Sues came from the Official Mary Sue Manual by TA Maxwell.
Chapter 1: The Provoking of the Mary Sues.
Dr. Melody Stefani looked at her watch as she impatiently waited for her patient, Koriandra Roth, to finish up her bickering. Why did they all pick TODAY to be "Official Whining Mary Sue Day at Dr. Stefani's"? I want to go home and watch the latest Teen Titans episode! Melody thought, irritated. Then, when she thought she couldn't take it anymore, time was up. Relieved, Melody said hurriedly, "OKit'sbeengreatbutIgottagotoday'spaymentisonlythirtydollarsthankyoubuhbye!" and pushed Koriandra out the door of the office.
Koriandra, a gorgeous blend of human, fairy, demon, and Tamaranean, was frustrated. It seemed like Dr. Stefani didn't want to be around her anymore! Angrily, she stomped off and headed back to the secret headquarters of the Mary Sues.
