A/N: look guys you may be wondering why we are posting the last two chapters all at once. well, we have come to an agreement that fanfic is distracting us too much from our work, so we have decided to post the last two chapters. we need to get our lives on track again, as we have some family upsets recently and we have to focus on those. so dont take offense that we dont reply to your reviews. we will read them and still appreciate them, but we cant reply. so after this please dont try to contact us until around August when we hope to bring our second book out. We are very sorry to do this to you, but its family over fanfic any day.

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Blaze-Splinder

-CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE-

Quote: "The Greatest Movie Of All Time" that is, Rocky Horror

Harry had been to several Hogwarts feasts, but never one quite like this. Everybody was so happy and hyped up. Harry didn't know whether the best bit was Hermione running towards him screaming, "You solved it! You solved it! But how did you find my note…" or sweet, beautiful Justin hurrying over from the Hufflepuff table to wring his hands and apologise endlessly for suspecting him, or Hagrid turning up- released from Azkaban (partially because of his sex offences against other in mates). Exams were cancelled and Dumbledore announced that Professor Lockhart would unfortunately be unable to return to Hogwarts the next year, as he had to go away to get his memory and sex life back on track. There was a lot of loud cheering from everyone at the news of no more Lockhart. It made Harry wonder if he had been Lockhart's only playmate…

Harry and Ron had received four hundred house points each, securing the House Cup for Gryffindor for the second year running. The celebrations went on well into the night. Everyone was taking the opportunity to socialize before they took the train home the next day.

Once everyone had finished eating, Dumbledore stood up and cleared his throat.

"Thankyou everyone and what an eventful year we have had. Thankyou to all the staff, especially Professor Sprout, who managed to successfully harvest the Mandrakes and restore those who had been petrified. And special recognition to Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley who fought hard in the Chamber of Secrets to save the entire wizarding world from Tom Riddle."

The crowd let out a loud round of applause and cheers. Both boys went scarlet. Dumbledore raised his hands and silence fell again.

"I would also like to say welcome back Hagrid- it just isn't Hogwarts without you."

The students cheered again even louder than before. Hagrid beamed broadly. Silence fell once again.

"So, I hope you have a great summer break and I will see you all back here safe and well next year. But until then let's have some FUN!" he jumped up onto the staff table. Everyone, including the teachers, looked shocked. Dumbledore snapped his fingers and everyone was instantly wearing black sparkly corsets, fishnet stockings, high heels and extremely thick makeup. Dumbledore and all the teachers were now standing on the table.

"Let's all do the Time Warp again!" Dumbledore yelled and snapped his fingers once more- the Time Warp started playing and everyone started dancing around climbing up on the house tables.

Dumbledore took the lead.

"Follow me, everyone!" he screamed out and then broke into song-

"It's astounding! Time is fleeting," he ran his hand sexually down McGonagall's

face. "Madness takes its toll. But listen closely…"

McGonagall joined in, "Not for very much longer." She started to rub her body up against Dumbledore.

Dumbledore began singing again, "I've got to keep control. I remember doing the time warp, drinking those moments when, the blackness would hit me! And the voice would be calling!" he jumped down off the table and screamed, "EVERYBODY NOW!"

Everyone started screaming, "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!" They all followed Dumbledore who was dancing erotically. "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"

Students rubbed themselves up and down one another, laughing and cheering at the same time.

"It's just a jump to the left!" Hagrid screamed, jumping in the former said direction, whilst holding his hand to his crotch.

"And then a step to the right!" they all chorused.

By this time, Draco had made his way over to Harry as they danced. Harry stepped up onto the table and began thrusting in the air. Draco pulled himself up along side and began feeling Harry up as they followed Dumbledore.

"Now, KICK! KICK!" Dumbledore yelled, kicking his legs to the tune.

"With your hands on your hips," yelled Snape, placing his hands on his hips and looking down to admire his body in the corset.

"You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane! Let's do the time warp again!" Dumbledore took his voice up a notch and repeated, "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"

They were up on the house tables now, all in a line, thrusting violently in time. Ron saw Draco thrusting Harry in the backside and tried to push him out of the way, but his heels caused him to over balance and crash to the floor. Draco just laughed and returned to rubbing his body up against Harry.

"It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. So you can't see me, no, not at all. In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all!" McGonagall sang mystically.

"With a bit of a mind flip," cried Snape.

"You're into the time slip!" hollered Dumbledore. "And nothing can ever be the same."

"You're spaced out on sensation," McGonagall howled seductively.

"Like you're under sedation!" roared Hagrid.

"Let's do the time warp again!" chanted the students, "Let's do the time warp again!"

Dumbledore began swinging his arms up and down, from high to low, across his body. Hagrid and Professor Sprout joined him. Soon everyone was following.

The crowd suddenly parted in the center to reveal a figure wearing a top hat and gold tails with shiny black tap shoes. It was Percy.

"Poof!" Ron screamed out.

"Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think, When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.He stared at me and I felt a change.Time meant nothing, never would again." sang Percy's girlfriend, Penelope, in an earpeircing, high-pitched

voice. All the while Percy had broken into a series of complicated tap combinations: Hitspring, shuffle ball change, toe step heel spring.

Shuffle spring, shuffle spring, heel toe step.

Stamp, slap heel spring. He broke into a series of extremely fast hitspring turns.

"Yeah, Percy!" screamed Dean Thomas sarcastically.

Percy looked up, distracted by the comment and fell flat on his face. He glared up at Ron who was crying with laughter. They resumed dancing.

"Let's do the time warp again!" chorused Snape and Hagrid together.

"Let's do the time warp again!" sang everyone else.

Harry looked over at Draco's smiling face. He looked down and saw Hermione and Ginnny, Neville, Dean, Seamus and Ron, all enjoying themselves. Life can't get any better than this… Harry sighed thinking to himself. The dancing continued.
"It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips. You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust," Dumbledore violently thrusted in McGonagall's direction. "That really drives you insane. Let's do the time warp again!"

The whole school, staff and students, belowed, "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"

The lyrics finally ended but everyone kept on dancing all the same, for the music itself continued.

Harry looked up at the headmaster swinging off McGonagall's neck. Out of nowhere came a gigantic cob of corn. It smashed into Dumbledore's face, causing him to collapse on the floor. The music stopped instantly. Everyone turned to face Dumbledore, dead silent.

"OI! CORN!" rang through the silent hall. Fred and George emerged from the shadows. They gave each other a high five. Standing over Dumbledore they gave the audience the thumbs up gesture.

"He's ok, folks!" George screamed.

Nothing happened, Dumbledore didn't move. Both twins turned pale.

"Oh shit, Fred! We killed him!" George was starting to panic. There were gasps from the crowd.

Just then Dumbledore's gnarled hand gripped the table above. He pulled himself to his feet and thrust the corncob into the air, erotically.

"WOO!" he screamed triumphantly, "Death to pathway two, long live blatant copyright infringements!"

THE END

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