Skye wrote most of this one… ALSO! I'm NOT gonna give Ash the Keyblades in this story, you'll see in the sequel to KHANVR… Yes there will be a sequel and a third… quel… But anyways I am giving him Super Strength. YAY!

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN KH! YAY!

As Sora sipped his coke, he heard shouts issuing from the Clothing Store.

"NO! THAT'S PERSONAL! DON'T TOUCH- AH!"

"Oh, so that's how it works…"

"YOU BITCH!"

"SKYE! JAY IS HERE YA KNOW!"

"GOOD FOR HIM!"

He shrugged. Guess I'd better go sort this one out… he thought. He tossed the empty coke can aside and went back in; just to see something he didn't want to see.

Ash, struggling with the clasp on a bra, Skye tugging it back and cussing him out, while Shelby covered Jay's ears.

"STOP!" Sora cried. When that did nothing he whistled, and everyone froze.

"Hey, that's pretty cool," Skye said. "Teach me?" Sora narrowed his eyes, then did a Sora pout. "Aww… not the Sora pout!"

Ash reluctantly gave the bra back to Skye, and she muttered an apology. Shelby uncovered Jay's ears just to have Skye say, "EF YOU ASH!" Jay smiled.

"What's ef?"

"A letter."

"Oh…"

Just then a crash came from outside, followed by screams. "Pirates! Everyone hide! Flee for your life!" Skye brought out her scythe, and Shelby took out her rings. Sora summoned his keyblade, Jay had bought a dagger at the weapon shop, and a battle began.

They fought through pirates until they reached the source: the Black Pearl.

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Skye and Ash looked for the Capitan, while Sora, Shelby and Jay distracted the crew.

Skye ran through the labyrinth that was the Black Pearl.

"Where is the friggin Capitan's Quarters?" She rounded a corner. "Oh. There it is." Ash walked up to the door just as the other three joined them.

"Hey, Jay. You alright?" Ash asked. Jay nodded and pointed to the door. "Oh yeah." He pushed it open.

"'Ello, poppets." It was Barbossa, standing there as if waiting for them. He shot at nothing in particular, but ended up getting a bullet in Ash's leg. Skye screamed.

"Get out of here! Take Ash!" Sora yelled to Skye. She nodded and shakily helped Ash from the room, and ran for it..

"Now where were we?"

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Skye opened the door to the shower and put a robe on. She went out into the room in the random hotel she had brought Ash to.

"Hey," Ash said. Skye jumped.

"Oh, hey. Your leg hurt?"

"Like shit."

"Here, I need to change the bandages." Skye walked over to him and was about to pull them off, when he jerked away.

"No! It'll hurt!" he said, sounding remarkably like Jay. He then did a Sora pout.

Skye sighed. "Look at this." She dropped her robe to her elbows. Ash's eyes widened and his mouth dropped open, while Skye ripped the bandages off and closed her robe. She listened to Ash scream then she replaced them with new ones.

"You… just…" Ash seemed at a loss for words.

Skye just smirked and walked away.

Slight shortness, forgive. The boss battle continues next chap! Also… I got the robe thing from a movie I don't own, called the Long Kiss Goodnight. Way coo action movie. Anyway. WE SAW HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE TONIGHT! It RAWKED out LOUD!

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Skye: (blushes)

Ash: O.O

Shelby: oO

Sora O.O

Kairi: -.-

Riku: O.O

Jay: What…I miss something? I went to buy a coke. What happened?

Shelby: (has water gun full of cheese that she stole from Skye) MUAH! (shoots at Riku for staring)