Authors note: I'm really sorry about the last chapter. I know it sucked, I'm trying really hard to make it better. Sorry
Now I will answer my reviews, they'll be in the order that I received them.
Jeanne-JJK – I'm really sorry about the last chapter, but like I said, I'm trying to make it better.
Ravens secret stalker – Thanks! You were the only one who told me who you would like in this chapter, so I did Tea.
Evil Plushie Queen – Thanks! And I wish you luck on your first story!
MyAgent'llSendYouAGiftBasket : Thank you for your criticism. I'm taking it in and am using it to hopefully make my stories better.
WillowFae: Thanks! Glad you like it, hopefully the next chapter will be better.
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Tea Gardener
Announcer: "Hi everyone! Welcome to the second episode of 'Talk show'! Our special guest for today is the one and only, Tea Gardener! Today we'll be asking her the in-depth questions our viewers have always wanted to know! Where does she come from? What does she do? That and more in the up coming episode. Now please put your hands together for your host, Shining-dragon99"
A roar of applause is heard as a tall female with shoulder length, dark hair walks on to the stage and sits in a big red, wheelie chair.
"Now before I begin I would like to inform you that instead of writing Shining-dragon99 I will write SD. Shining-dragon99, Shining-dragon99, Shining-dragon99 takes me about ten seconds to type while SD, SD, SD takes me about two. But now, enough of that, please welcome today's special guest, Tea Gardener!"
Music started playing as some bum walks on to the stage, waving wildly at the audience while blowing kisses at a couple of the men in the front row. Ten members from the audience got up and left. Tea then sat down on the big fluffy sofa.
SD: "Hiya Tea!"
Tea: "Hiya SD!"
CF: "How are ya?"
Tea: "I'm great, what about you?"
SD: "I'm fantastic thanks!"
"Get on with the fing questions!" Shouts a member of the audience. SD reaches for the walkie-talkie and whispers into it. Next minute a huge robot with a claw reaches into to audience and picks up a woman, then flies with her to the stage.
"Tell me miss, what is your name?"
"Mai Valentine." The two glare at each other for a second.
"Tony!" SD yells, "Turn off the camera!"
"You got it!" Replied the topless cameraman. The screen goes blank and a bang is heard.
"Turn them back on!" The cameras are turned on to see SD sitting back in her chair while hastily trying to hide a smoking pistol under her top. The robot was now using a giant dustpan and brush to clean up the body of Mai Valentine.
"W-What did you d-do that for?" Stuttered Tea,
"I don't like her." SD said simply. Tea gulped and nodded her head. "Where has my audience gone!" Cried SD was now looking at an audience, which consisted of one sleeping old man. "Oh well," she shrugs.
"First question!" Beamed SD "Why do you wear such revealing outfits?"
Tea's happy expression suddenly turned to a look of rage.
"Uhh, Tea?"
"It's those dammed producers! They keep making me look like some sort of slut!"
"So what are you going to do about it?"
"I'm gonna sue their fat ass!"
"Yeah, you go girl!" Said the host and she gave Tea the thumbs up.
"I'm gonna go do it now." Said Tea as she got up to leave.
"Wait!" Cried SD "You've still got questions to answer!"
"I'll answer them some other time, Bye!" She edged closer to the door.
"Security!" Shouted SD. Three sumo wrestlers grabbed Tea, put her in a straight jacket and threw her on to the sofa. "Now are you ready to go on?"
"yes" Whimpered Tea.
"Good, I'm glad we see things eye to eye." SD stood on her chair and shouted "Que thunder and lightning!" The stage went dark and lightning crashed "Muahahaha! Fear me! I am all powerful!" She then retreated to her chair.
Tea started to struggle and whimper in an attempt to break free.
"Tea, it is useless to resist. Next question!" She said "Where do you see yourself in ten years time?"
"Hmm." The bum says. "I live in a secret base at the bottom of the sea, I'm happily married to Yugi who I had to pursued a little to go ahead with the marriage and a robot dog called Tiddles…"
"Tiddles?"
"Yeah"
"Tiddles?"
"Yeah."
"Why Tiddles?"
"I like that name."
SD shakes her head. "Carry on."
"Thank you. I have the entire world under my control and I am a millionaire."
"You're going to be a millionaire and you're going to live in a secret base under the sea.?"
"Yeah" SD rolls her eyes and sighs.
"Next question. Do you have a job?"
"Yeah."
SD sighs. "What do you work as?"
"I work for a evil doctor who's trying to take over the world?"
"Wow, what does it pay?"
"He pays me whatever I feel like wanting." Tea showed a triumphant look.
SD looks at her watch, "Well we've got time for one small question. What's your favourite colour?"
"Nipple pink!"
"Riiiiiight." Tea looks onward beaming. "Anyway, It's time for us to go! Tune in again for the next exiting instalment."
The cameras start to fade and SD can be heard shouting. "Take this freak to the top floor and throw her out the window! Mwuhahahahaha!" More lighting crashes.
Hope that chapter was better. Plz review with the name of who you want to be interviewed next. Thanx.
