WARNING: This is probably the smuttiest poem you will ever read in your whole entire life. Tread with caution. I am in no way responsible for any nose bleeds, hard-ons, or wet-dreams that may result from this. With that said, enjoy!
"Mr. Mouto, can you please read what you're writing to the whole class since it's more important than the history of the Edo period in Ancient Japan?" Everyone started murmuring in shock and surprise. Yugi, cute, innocent, there's-kindness-and-goodness-in-everyone-even-if-the-person-"accidentally"-ran-over-your-cat Mouto, was in trouble. Or was it the other way around? Yugi stood up and smirked. "Do you really want me to read this out loud, sensei," he innocently asked while looking like the devil himself (which was something that only he, Yugi Mouto, could pull off). "I'm very sure, Mr. Mouto," the irritated teacher said. Yugi stood and began to read.
Sugar
Front, back, side to side,
Rises and falls just like the tide,
Sweet, sticky, soakin' wet,
With the supersonic blast of a jet,
Day, night, or anytime,
I'll leave you speechless like a mime,
I know ya like what ya see,
Relax and leave everything to me,
Baby, exactly what do you want me to be?
Skittle, Starburst, Gum Drops,
I'll be you Easter Bunny, hippity hop,
Pixie Stixs, yum, yum,
Now I know you want some,
I won't take you to the candy shop; we're going straight to the chocolate factory,
Now tell me, was everything to your satisfactory,
You know I know I'm one of a kind,
In this bland world I'm a rare find
I bring flavor to your life,
We can do what we do just don't tell your wife,
All I want to do is rock you senseless,
I just want your sweat-soaked skin grinding against mine as we make a mess,
They say they call this dirty dancing,
I just call it extreme romancing,
Who am I, it doesn't matter,
I just could be the Mad Hatter,
Sugar, sugar on my tongue,
Let me be your number one,
Rocky Road, cookies 'n' cream,
You can be the naive college student and I can be the naughty dean,
Sugar, sugar, falling down,
Why don't you and I have a night in the town?
"Y-you may sit down, Mr. Mouto," the teacher stuttered. Yugi did and there was a smirk on his face that put Seto Kaiba's to shame while the whole class blushed… until someone said something. "What a great day for sugar," Ryou said while winking at Yugi. The bell rang and everybody ran out of class quite... shaken. "Hey guys, class was awesome," Jou said, "we were dissectin' frogs but then Bakura used Shadow Magic to bring 'em back to life then there were zombie frogs jumpin' all over the place!" "He's so cute when he's excited," Bakura cooed as he ruffled the blonde's hair. Jou lightly smacked Bakura's hand away then looked at Yugi. "How was history," he asked. Yugi looked at Ryou and smirked, he seemed to be doing that a lot today. "How was history," Yugi asked, "it was... sweet." Jou raised an eyebrow in confusion but Bakura smiled "innocently." "I have a feeling someone had a little too much sugar today," he sang.
Fin
Yugi: ... You turned me into a pervert.
Jiraiya: WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
Yugi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (runs away sobbing)
Jou: ... I still don't get it.
Kukukukukukuk... Uh... Review?
