Naruto found it utterly amazing that one yell and a flicker of dark lights silenced thousands of cheering girls. The lights all around went out and the ones on center stage came on. They were dark lights that shadowed the four figures on stage then suddenly a loud guitar cry rang out and bright strobe lights began to engulf the stage including everyone on it. Suddenly the lights stopped and shined in on the band. A boy dressed all in black reached for the mike and opened his mouth; a dark seducing voice was heard. He seemed to send shivers down your spine as it left his throat and entered your ears.

Naruto twitched as he thought 'God damnit...that damn Sasuke...' He didn't understand why he got his nerves so much. It first startled when Sakura had gotten addicted to this band. Ever since then it had been 'Sasuke this', 'Sasuke that', grrr if he heard one more Sasuke he was going to snap...

"SASUKEEEEE!" A high pitched chorus rang out from all sides of him.

Yup someone was going to die...strike one...

Minutes went on as the band continued to play. He watched the main singer him and the guitarist looked a lot alike. He then remembered Sakura telling him once that they were brothers. A family band...doesn't that make you sick... 'Family?' Naruto thought ruefully, 'What the hell is that? Just people you're related to? Nice... Disgusting...' He looked down his nasty fillings began to engulf him.

That was right around the time the girls around him began to jump.

Naruto blinked and thought, 'Eh?' He watched as the girls jumped up and down...up...and down...up and down...up and down...He couldn't help that sly grin slowly spreading across his face. And much to his joy they moved closer to him...their breasts of all sizes pressing up against him. Oh god someone kill him now he was in heaven!

But...then why did it start hurting?

Ow...

A girl from his left jumped her chest bumping against his side. He winced when he felt a metal chain that bounced up with her scratch his arm. There were spikes on it and it fricken ripped his shit! Jesus Christ aren't those kind of jewelry banned!

OW!

Another girl from the back of him was wearing the same kind of jewelry only she got his neck!

OWWWW!

Even MORE girls from every side of him were doing it.

RIIIIIIIIIPPPPP

One of the girls' necklaces caught on to his sleeve and ripped it but she was so into her favorite band she failed to notice. Naruto then stared at the rip. It wasn't too bad but...

This was his favorite shirt...

His favorite orange shirt...

Another vein popped out...Strike Two...


Awhile Later
His eye twitched as he stood straight with the dancing girls. His clothes were in tatters and he wasn't happy. He was pretty sure some where he was bleeding. He looked to the side and saw Sakura (the only girl that wasn't jumping him) standing up and just dancing along. He sighed he couldn't leave while she was having this kind of fun. They'd be here for at least over an hour so they should be going soon anyway.

That's when it happened.

It was a tradition of sorts for the band, when they reached a certain song that at the moment was at the top of the charts. The drummer would throw the drumsticks out to the crowd. It would be fun for the fans. So after this song ended he continued to drum for awhile and then he let out a cry of, "YEAAAAAAAAAH!" He then tossed the drumsticks.

One went to the left while the other...went to the right.

The right being right where Naruto was standing.

Now Naruto had trained years in the arts. He could do many things with his great abilities, some being near impossible, but he could do them. Now of course he could dodge a stick coming right for him!

...That was if his eyes were open.

WHACK!

"AAACK!" He cried as he picked up the stick before it fell to the floor he held it in his hands. From left eye all the way down to the bottom right hand corner of his cheek there was a long red mark. He held the drum stick and looked at it and wanted to turn it into ash. 'Evil son of a...eh...is it just me or...is mypersonal spacegetting smaller...?' he looked around and saw that the girls were staring at him with the most...predatory stares. He then looked down at the stick and thought, 'Oh shit...they want this...'

That's when they moved in and jumped him. Naruto fell back as he became the bottom of a mountain of girls, a guy's dream right? Yeah not like this...they all fought trying to get his drumstick. Naruto being as stubborn as he was refused to give it to them as he kept yelling, "GET HTE HELL OFF ME YOU DAMN COWS!" That didn't work as they just tried to get more franticly.

"Naruto!" He heard Sakura cry. He tried to look for her but couldn't find her faces in the pile he then thought,'...She must think I'm going to give it to her after the show...' He growled but then his eyes widen as he admitted a small shriek.

Some one had kicked him there in order to get the drumstick.

...That did it...Strike three...YOU'RE OUT!

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" He called as he then jumped up knocking all of the girls off o him. He twitched heavily and began to walk forward his aura mad and angry his eye brow kept twitching as an insane smirk was right across his face. With an effortless leap he jumped onto the stage and grabbed the mike from the lead singer's hand and then pushed him back as he glared at all of those in the crowd while holding up the drumstick that was thrown at him. He raised his voice and said,

"I HAD IT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DAMN GIRLS? JUMPING AROUND TO SHIT LIKE THIS! AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF PERSONAL SPACE! I MEAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE A FEW DAMN STEPS BACK! JEEZ...JUMPING A GUY BECAUSE HE GOT WHACKED IN THE FACE WITH...THIS!" He held up the drum stick still twitching still acting like a mad man. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING! YOU WANT THE STICK DO YOU!" Everyone nodded at the same time. It was like watching thousands of heads doing the wave. He then chuckled menacingly, "O...Kay then..." He held it up and then bought it down and broke it against his knee it instantly snapped in two.

There was a loud gasp. As one half of it fell to the floor and rolled, Naruto still held the handle part. Behind him the band members exchanged glances and then the lead singer nodded and began to move forward towards the blonde when Naruto added, "NOW GO FETCH!" He threw it behind him his fist connecting right with the singer's face.

SMACK

BAM

"SASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!" Rang the cries as the singer fell back knocked out cold. Naruto blinked and looked back and saw Sasuke sprawled out on the floor. His eyes popped out,"...Oops..." Sakura still in the mash pit watched her good friend and covered her eyes as she thought, 'Run Naruto...before you get killed...' She was twitching herself. There went her money right down the tube...

Naruto then looked towards the crowd as he needed to see Sakura, a habit one has when they get in trouble seek something you know. But then something amazing happened...or to Naruto something so fucking scary. All of the girls' eyes began to turn bright angry red. And glowed. Oh how they glowed. Naruto gulped as he dropped the mike and said,'

"Ehehehehe..." he took a few steps back before a few girls, with strong ability jumped on to the stage grabbed him and dragged him back down to the pit...

They say his cries still echo...

TBC…


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