Despite my best efforts, I'm unable to update my first fic, Ancient Rivalry for some unknown reason. However, I have been raped by this plot bunny with out the benafit of a reach-around, proverbally of course. As you would guesse, I own nothing but a few episodes I downloaded. Hey! I paid for them, at first. Now I'm getting them for free from Limewire. Unfortunally, every single entry of Naruto 173 is porn! It's not that I don't enjoy a good movie evbery now and then, but i have gigs of it already, and I just want Naruto! Anyway, enough ranting. Once gets themselves situated, I'll repost it there most likely. Have you been there lately? Snazzy intro. Yay for smut ! None here, naturally. OK, enough ranting, it's story time!
Warning: Sexual innuendos ahead! If you don't know, go ask mommy and daddy. say you learned it from the Kids Next Door or Power Puff Girls. :) I'm evil, I know
Story notes: This takes place after Sauske leaves Konoha, hopefully for good, stupid emo jerk. Oh, and I may occasionally make fun of other characters at random, though I try to keep them in character.
Summery: Hinata finially gains thge affection of a certain blonde haired-genin, and a lot more. Is he more than she bargained for, and how will she cope. Soon, mysterious events happens in the villiage and the former pranster is to blame, but he swears it wasn't him. Will he be exilled, executed, and how is Hinata involved?
A/N Yay! Only five more stupid retarded spoiler episodes!
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What's left of the Rookie 9 plus team Gai were at thier hangout spot where they ate(not Iruka's ramen), celabrating the last of the Uchias leaving the village. The only differance would be with Sakura and Naruto, since they were his team-mates. The pink haired kunoichi was still sulking while naruto was still pissed about loosing. Granted, he did aim for Sauske's hitate. (A/N Don't worry fangirls, I won't make fun of him anymore)
"Na-naruto-Kun?" the shy Hyuuga girl squeked to gain a certain blond haired boy's attention, trying top give him subtle hints of her love for him.Unfortunally, he's a complete idiot. Naruto turned his head, slurping up a ramen noodle into his mouth.
"What is it Hinata? Want more Ramen? Good idea!"(A/N I agree! Ramen rules!)He yelled to the server. "Another round of ramen right here!" he yelled rather loudly. The actions of the young genin stirred Sakura from her depressed slum. Frustrated, she got up and punched him on the top of his head.
"Baka! Are you really that dense? She's trying to say that she likes you!" in a combonation rage of furry and depression, she slammed his face in his bowl, shattering it and the table. Storming off, Sakura went off to doodle and write depressing poems about her lost love. Everyone, except for Hinata, loooked on in amusement. Naruto raised his ramen soaked bleeding head to look at the one who not only has a crush on him, but is turning a bright red. Confused, the blond crooked his head to the side with a 'huh?' escaping his mouth.
"Simply put, "A familer silver haired Jounin stated as he suddenly appeared, "that this young Hinata here wants to do the horizontal tango, get freaky with it, roll in the hay, play doctor, put yourself in her vir-"
"Ok ok, I get it!" Naruto quickly stopped Kakashi from rolling out any more sexual innuendos. Now he knew how the Hyuugan heiress feels as he felt himself turning bright red. Hinata, on the otherhand, had fainted after 'getting freaky', but not before turning a deep crimson red.He looked down to her, still out on the floor. He was still thinking about it for a few moments before it finially clicked. She always did visit him, and the only one who supported him before the battles in the Chunnin exams. He never realised that the weird looks she gave him were full of affection. Actually, he was about to tell her off for weirding him out for always staring at him.
The Next Day
Hinata woke up from another 'affectionate' dream involving Naruto. yawning, she quickly climbed into the shower. It was nearly a daily ritual, waking up a little sweaty from the variouus dreams she has about the blond haired shinobi. She stood there, letting the cold water run down her body as she was thinking about the previous night's escapade. She started to blush knowing that Naruto must know how she feels, but worry sooned crossed her face.
"What if he doesn't like me?" She talked to the mirror hanging from the showerhead. "I hope he doesn't reject me? Oh what if he does?" A tear started to fall as rejection crossed her mind. She was already looked down apon by the rest of the clan, but if her love did it then-. She turned her head in agony, not wanting to think what she would do. Grabbing her louf, she lathered it up and started to absentmindly scrub her shoulder, still thinking negative thoughts.
"I never take back my word, cause that's MY way of the ninja!" she saw Naruto in her mind, speaking nothing but confidense. "Destiny? What a bunch of bull! You make your own destiny with hard work!" She remembered him telling her cousin off. Turning to the mirror, she spoke with confidence. "I will be strong, not for my family, but for myself. That's my way of the ninja!" She told herself in the mirror. With newfound resolve, she went on and washed the negativity away.
With a strong poise that surprised even herself, Hinata went out to find Naruto. Today was going to be good, she could feel it. Hell, she even brushed off Neji when he wanted to train her right away. It would have to wait, she had some buisness to attend to first. No sooner had she left her house did her life long crush drop down from a tree.
"Na-naruto-kun!" Hinata's confidence was suddenly shattered as he appeared, looking for her. 'Oh no!' She thought, 'He came to tell he that he hates me!' The young Hyuugan heiress blushed red the negative emotions she awoke to returned.
"Yo, well, you see. I, uhhh." Naruto spoke first, stuttering like Hinata usualy does. "Well, I know t-that you uhhh, like me and stuff. But I, errr"
'But!' Hinata's eyes grew big in horror when he mentioned that word.Naruto apparently saw her reaction as he tried to hurry up.
"But err, I was hoping that errr. I think that I, uhh, also. I think t-that I errrr, yeah." He nervously rubbed the back of his head as he tried to form his thoughts into words, failing miserably. Pausing, he looked into at her lowered head.Noticing this pause, she slowly looked up into her eyes. What she saw was more than what she hoped for. Those blue eyes told her what his mouth couldn't, it was the same eyes she saw in the mirror while thinking of the boy.
"Naruto-kun" she wispered excitedly. Gathering up all of her courage, she embraced him in a tight hug. The relieved Naruto returned the affection.
"Hinata-kun, I love you..." He wispered into her ear as she soarded into heaven.
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Well, there ya go. Don't hate me, since it's my first sappy scene. I hope you like it. There should be one more chapter of sappy-ness and then the action will start. Though I don't want to spoil anything, but let's say that it wil be good.
