Morning
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Naruto slowly dragged his feet across the sidewalk as he was heading towards his other personal hell. School. Urgh...just what he needed now. Between two homo-incestal rock star brothers and now Iruka-sensei giving him a test...he was ready to go insane and kill as many people as he could...bwahahahhaha...AHAHAHAHHAAH KILL KILL KILL KILLL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! A grin was on his face as his eye was twitching as he threw his head back and laughed loudly,
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHA! YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I KNOW JUST WHO WILL BE MY FIRST VITCUMS!" A bag came crushing down his head causing him to fall to the ground in a groaning in pain as he held his head,
"OWWWWWWWW..." Sakura just sighed as she stood above him her arm still out stretched,
"That's what you get Naruto...what's up with you...jeez...it's too early for you to go insane...that's usually around...lunch."
Naruto stared at her and then umpped up and held her arms, "Sakura-chan, I have something to tell you!"
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30 minutes later
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Sakura stared at him with wide eyes. Her face was red from what she just head. "..."
Naruto nodded," I know I can't believe it myself! I mean...EWWWWWWWW..."
"..." Naruto blinked as Sakura hadn't blinked in awhile. He waved his hand in front of her face,
"...Err...Sakura-chan?"
"..." He grew worried so he shook her shoulders gently,
"Sakura-chan!"
He shook her more.
"SAKURA-CHAN!"
She still didn't respond. Naruto gulped and did the only thing he knew would snap her out of this state...he...touched the hair...he put his hand on her pink hair and then...he ruffled it...Sakura's eyes widen as they suddenly turned demonic as she said,
"NAAAA-RRRRUUUU-TOOOOOOOOOO!"
Up went her fist as a connection to his jaw was made and...Bye bye Naruto!...It took awhile but eventually he came down...causing a huge hole to appear with his landing. Sakura stood over the pit huffing,
"...HMPH! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO COMPLETE MY HAIR! AND YOU...YOU RUINED IT!" Her eye still twitching she jumped down into the hole and...CRACK CRUS CRACK CRUSH SMACK CRUSH CRACK SMACK...This went on for another 3 minutes before Sakura jumped up dragging a half dead Naruto by his feet.
When he was pulled up he had new lumps on his head and bruises and scratches everywhere. This was a lesson to men all around the world, never touch the hair...never...oh god...never touch the hair...Sakura then said sweetly,
"Okay Naruto let's go to class!" Naruto twitched and jumped up and huffed,
"Last time I'm worried about you..." Sakura then rolled her eyes,
"Hmm...Anyway Naruto..." Her eyes sparkled, "Did you take pictures of it!
" Naruto blinked,"...What?"
Sakura rolled her eyes, "Did you take pictures of the hot make out session DUH!"
He fell over as he stared at her with shock all across his face, "HELL NO!"
Sakura then pouted, "Aww...why not?" Naruto then said '...you have to be...INSANE...Sakura-chan!"
Sakura then said,' I wouldn't say that now...I'm just a fan of yaoi and Nyx's Slaves...so you put the two together then of course I'm happy over this!"
Naruto twitched and said, 'WHAT ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND THEN HUH!"
Sakura looked at him and said in a soft voice,
'Naruto...I would be upset over this if you only you were...but...your voice...it's not holding any...ill will towards the brothers...from what I'm hearing from you it...it sounds like you're enjoying it...Naruto."
Naruto stared at her with shock. he then whispered," I'm...I'm...I'm...I'm not...I..."
Sakura looked at him and then grinned, "Come on Naruto let's not talk about this it's time to go!'
She took his hand and began to hustle to class as they would be late soon and that wasn't going on her perfect record hell no! Naruto numbly followed after her as he couldn't feel his legs at all. It felt like a dream as he sat in class by the window, Sakura sitting across from him. Luckily t hey had gotten there before their teacher had. What snapped him out of his dream was a fellow girl classmate, Ino, whispering to another girl,
'Did you hear? The band Nyx's Slaves are staying here longer than planned!'
The other girl looked at her and giggled "Really!" How cool is that!"
Sakura most of heard because she looked at Naruto to see his reaction. He just sat there and knew the reason why they were staying longer in this town. She patted his back for awhile then he whispered
"I'm okay Sakura...like you said...this is another mission I must complete..."
The sound of the teacher entering the room then silenced all of the children as Iruka stepped in and aid,
"Sumimasen minna-san...I would have been here sooner if not for some interesting news... It seems we have two new arrivals for our class...I believe you all know them well...but do treat them as you would treat the person sitting next to you..." He looked out to the door and said,
"You two may come in now." The gasps of the students were in a single voice it seemed as Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha stepped in. Sasuke dressed in the school's boy uniform, while Itachi was wearing a suit...with a white coat of it. Iruka then said," I want you to met your fellow student, Uchiha no Sasuke he will be joining our class from here on out." Naruto stared at Sasuke as he received a smirk back in reply. Iruka then said
"And his older brother Itachi...he shall be our new school nurse...I want you all to treat them kindly and treat them with respect..." The class room all said 'Yes sir." all expect one boy who could only sit numbly in his seat staring at the brothers as he thought,'...They're coming to my school now?' he groaned and then slowly sank into his seat. Iruka then said,
'Now where to put you Sasuke-san...ah there's a seat behind Naruto! Naruto stop slouching!"
Naruto just groaned and lifted ups his hand, "Yeah yeah...over here bucko...I'm Naruto..."
-Lunch-
Naruto sat at his usual table and waited for the inevitable, and just as he suspected, it happened.
"Naruto-kun!" a young man with long black hair and white eyes called out. Naruto hit his head on the table.
"Naru-chan!" he heard his 'boyfriend' call out.
'And here the confrontation will ensue…' Naruto stood up and turned to face the four young men.
"Hey…" Naruto offered weakly as he saw the two sides glare at each other. Sasuke on one side, Neji, Gaara, and Kiba stood on the other side.
"Naru-chan, who are these losers and why do they know you?" Sasuke asked turning his eyes to Naruto.
"You see-" Naruto attempted to say but was cut off by Neji.
"We are his boyfriends," Neji answered for Naruto.
"You wish you were my boyfriends," Naruto corrected. "Sasuke-kun here is my boyfriend. Sasuke-kun, these three losers are members of the band 'Devil's Cursed Puppets'. They kind of want me as bad as you had wanted me before you got me." Sasuke raised an eyebrow.
"Well then, these three must be hurting real bad to know that I got you then huh?" Sasuke smirked at Neji. Neji glared back, gritting his teeth.
Gaara stepped forward. "Naruto is our property, you can't have him," Gaara said in a monotone.
"What!" Naruto screeched. "There is no fucking way I am your property! Why the fuck would I want to be with someone who thought of me as their property…!" Neji jabbed Gaara in the side.
"We don't think of you as our property, Naruto-kun, but we would really like you to be our boyfriend, please?" Naruto seemed to actually think on it for moment.
"Hmmm… I do like Naruto-kun a lot more than Naru-chan… Maybe…" Sasuke glared. "I'm just kidding Sasuke. I may not like either of your singing but you are a lot better than Neji, and a lot richer. So you could buy me a whole ton of stuff I want, right?" Naruto batted his eyelashes at Sasuke.
"Only if you give your virginity tonight…" Sasuke said nuzzling Naruto's nose.
"Alright then... but you have to take me out on a yacht…" Naruto said cuddling close to Sasuke.
"Really?" Sasuke asked.
"No, you moron," Naruto said sitting down at the table. "Do you really think I'm that shallow? Oh, how nice…" Sasuke eyes widened.
"Oh, I'm sorry Naru-chan… I was just playing along…" Sasuke said sitting down next to Naruto. Neji sat on Naruto's other side and Gaara and Kiba sat across the table. "You know I love you Naru-chan, right?"
"I know you want my body…" Naruto turned to face the other way and stared at Neji. "Hey you three wanna go out behind the school and make out like that one time?" Naruto batted his eyelashes at Neji. Not three seconds later Naruto found himself being carried out the cafeteria doors with Sasuke in close suit.
"Give him BACK!" Sasuke yelled after them.
Naruto twitched as he thought 'Heh...wait for it...' He saw familiar pink hair and made a whistle. Sakura looked behind her as she was with her girlfriends. She sweat dropped, seeing this daily thing. She took her purse and threw it to Naruto as he caught it. She then went back to talking to Ino,"I know! Did you see what he was..."
Once they got to the wall that brought lovely memories back to Naruto, he shivered and thought, 'Have the goods Sakura...' They tossed him against the wall like a rag doll and Neji licked his lips as he said, "...So you saw it our way then, huh?" Naruto twitched and said, "HEH...you wish. I just bought you out here so I could give you a nice dose of..." he reached down to grab the tube that would help him. He grabbed a tube alright and brought it up and showed it to Neji. It was wrapped in white plastic paper Naruto stared and said in said "...Nice dose of tampon..." He gagged then reached into the bag quickly as Gaara made a reach to grab the purse having a bad feeling. But Naruto thankfully grabbed what he was looking for and took it out and said, "EAT PEPPER SPRAY!" He then sprayed all of them in the eyes, mouth anything that was available, they got it. Kiba hollered in pain due to his sensitive eyes. Naruto then kicked them away, "NOW STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU RAPISTS!" He then ran passed Sasuke and grabbed his arm saying, "I WOULDN"T GO THAT WAY IF I WERE YOU!" He ran back into the cafeteria, whistled again to Sakura as he tossed her purse and yelled, "GIVE A GUY FAIR WARNING NEXT TIME!" Sakura flipped him off and kept talking happily. Narutocontinuedholding onto Sasuke and said," I hate them so much..."
Sasuke arched an eyebrow at Naruto. "Just how retarded are you Naruto? I need to know if I'm going to marry you." Naruto skidded to a stop and turned to face Sasuke.
"You need to know for what?" Naruto said looking at Sasuke as if the boy had grown a dead fetus on his face (from South Park(c) I do not own it T-T).
