"I said I need to know how retarded you are if I'm going to marry you." Sasuke moved closer and wrapped his arms around Naruto. "I mean, I know I can't marry you but I can still buy you the rings and have a small gathering of friends at a fake little wedding." Sasuke nuzzled Naruto's nose. "I don't want you to be with anyone else but me." Their lips met in a deep affectionate kiss.

"Mmmm-" Naruto pulled away from the kiss. "Sasuke, how can you know I'm the one you want to be with forever if you've only known me for one day? Seriously Sasuke, think about this! Marriage is a really big step and I'm only 17 years old! Why would I want to married to a pervert and a pedophile?" Sasuke glared at Naruto.

"My brother is not a pedophile." Sasuke pushed Naruto away. "Why should I even bother with someone like you?" Sasuke briskly walked away.

"Sasuke-!"

"NARUTO!" Naruto swung around and came face to face with three red eyed, heavily panting boys.

"We are tired of your games Naruto!" Gaara said firmly moving to Naruto's left side and grabbing his left arm.

"It is no longer time to play baby boy, Naruto," Kiba said moving to Naruto's right side and grabbing his right arm.

"It is time you learn to be a big boy and own up to the consequences of your actions." Neji put his mouth over Naruto's in a forceful kiss. "It is time you be a young gentleman and be courteous to your suitors."

-With Sasuke-

Sasuke walked into the nurse's office and sat down in Itachi's lap who was sitting at his desk writing notes.

"Naruto has no interest in us Itachi..." Sasuke said somberly.

"He's just not ready yet. You need to give him time to adjust. Rome wasn't built in a day you know. So, it may be awhile until we get into Naruto's pants..." Itachi wrapped his arms around his younger brother after setting his notes down. "Now let's go fin Naru-chan."

The two brothers left the nurses office in search of Naruto.

-Back to Naruto-

Naruto scrunched his eyes shut as he felt ruff hands go up his shirt. "How about I let you guy take me on a date!" Naruto asked trying to persuade the boys to stop their trail downward.

"I think I would much rather have your virginity, Naruto-kun..." Neji said kissing Naruto again.

"Please stop, you guys! I'm not ready to lose that...! I'll do anything but not that, please!" The three stopped and looked Naruto in the eye.

"Leave Sasuke and be our boyfriend," Gaara said into Naruto's ear.

"You guys don't understand! I have to be Sasuke's boyfriend for a whole year... I kind of screwed up the Nyx concert and being his boyfriend is sort of how I am repaying him..." The three teens gave each other looks, and then looked at Naruto again.

"You are the one who caused the riot at the Nyx concert?" Kiba asked. Naruto nodded.

"And I cost Sasuke's band two million dollars. If I don't date him for a year he is going to sue me for the money and I don't have that kind of money..." Kiba started laughing hysterically.

"Did he give any specifics on your relationship?" Neji asked.

"A few, yes..."

"Did he specify anything about loyalty?" Gaara asked. Naruto shook his head, not liking where this was going.

"Then you can be his and our boyfriend. It will be so much fun Naruto-kun...!" Kiba said trying to calm himself. Naruto gave a weak smile in response.

"And just so you know how serious we are; if you don't cooperate, then we will tell the media about this arrangement, understand?" Gaara said. Naruto nodded sadly.

"Good," Neji said. "So let's have our little make-out session, ne, Naru-kun?" Naruto gulped and just at that moment the bell rang. Naruto moved to go to class but was stopped by three pairs of hands.

"We are having our make-out session Naru-kun. We'll get you out of trouble, don't worry." Neji kissed Naruto and moved in again for a better, deeper kiss.

Naruto stared as Neji moved closer to him. His stomach dropped as he thought,'...what the hell is up with me and guys? Am I that attractive?' He closed his eyes as his very body thought to attack Neji to keep him the hell away from him but he knew if he did that then it would ruin the arrangement he had with Sasuke and Itachi. He closed his eyes and accepted this as he pushed past his pride and took in all the shame. That was when he heard a silkily voice in a dark masculine voice say,

"Now what are you students doing back here? Didn't you hear the bell?" Neji temporally pulled away and stared at Itachi as he stood straight up his hands in his pockets casually. His long white coat the school had given him to wear began to blow in the wind as it seemed to be a mouth trying to engulf his sides. His long black hair blew against his neck as his eyes were the richest color black. He smirked slightly making him stand out even more. Naruto stared and said,

"Itachi..." Itachi looked at him and smirked even more as he threw him a casual wink he then looked back to the boys and said,

"I do believe the bell did ring...time to go to class..." Kiba just chuckled and took a step forward,

"And who do you think you are you punk?" He aimed a punch at Itachi's face but Itachi took a step back and grabbed Kiba's wrist and added the slightest amount of pressure causing Kiba to yelp in pain and drop to his knees. Itachi looked down at him as a cruel smirk played on his lips,

"Now, now, now...that wouldn't be too wise here...hitting your new nurse especially when this nurse has been trained in the arts..." His eyes then suddenly turned bright red as black swirls appeared within them. He then pulled Kiba's wrist told him and whispered, "Tell me...what is it...Kiba-san? Do you know what becomes of a dog when it becomes neutered..." He smirked as Kiba's face became pale and his eyes building, "They become completely obedient to their masters...please think about that next time." He then pushed Kiba back and watched as he fell on his bottom. Kiba stared with fear before he jumped to his feet and ran as far away as he could from Itachi. Itachi smirked and watched him go. He then looked at the other boys,

'I do love young men in my office...wont' you come and visit me?" The way he said it and the way he looked as his face was shadowed and a demon like aura began to swirl around him. The boys shivered and quickly moved away as they ran past the nurse. Itachi turned around and watched as the boys became distant stick figures. He then grinned and said,

"Bye, bye..." Naruto stared at Itachi before Itachi looked back at him and said,

"Hmm...I see you were being harassed..." Naruto twitched,

"How can you tell!" Itachi shrugged and grabbed his wrist and pulled him along as he said,

"When they come just come and get me and I'll really put them in their place...I don't mind doing that...' He then chuckled darkly and Naruto shivered at the tone. This new nurse was creepy. Itachi then said, "Don't' worry Naru-chan My brother and I will take care of you..." he then bought Naruto's hand up to his lips and gently kissed it and smirked as he watched Naruto turn bright red, "But...I do warn you...please don't hurt my brother's feelings...' He looked at Naruto with that danger look in his eyes,"...I won't be happy with you...dear Naru-chan..." He slowly dropped Naruto's hand and with a ghost like touch traced Naruto's burning cheeks before his hand let go and he turned around and began to head back to his new work.

Sasuke watching from the side walked over to Naruto and said,

"Hey..." Naruto looked at him with a heated face and said,'

"...What's up...?"

"...I'm sorry about what I said earlier..." Sasuke looked at him and then suddenly grinned and hugged him around the neck and said,

"AWWWW I KNEW YOU LOVE ME!"

"WAHT I DIDN"T SAY THAT!"

"YES YOU DID!"

"HOW SO!"

"YOU FELT BAD ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID AND APOLOGIZED THUS MEANING YOU LOVE ME!" Naruto stared at him as if he was crazy before he said,

"...And here I thought you couldn't get any crazier..." Sasuke whimpered and playfully kissed his cheek,

"Don't be like that Naru-chan..." Naruto growled and glared at him,

"DON'T CALL ME NARU-CHAN!" Sasuke smirked and leaned up and kissed Naruto's lips as he pulled away and whispered,

"I love it when you get angry." Naruto's face turned cherry as he said,

"Gah..." Sasuke let go of him and then coughed as he suddenly turned into 'business' mode and replied,

"We have to go on a date tonight...I believe it's time for our first date...I'll allow you to chose." Naruto stared at him as he felt his mouth water,

"...A date...that means...a place to...EAT?" Sasuke nodded,

"Yes. Where is it that you'd like to go?" For some reason...when Naruto grinned like that...Sasuke felt he made a wrong choice...

-

Later that Night

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Sasuke couldn't get his eye to stop twitching and it was annoying him greatly. He looked side to side to see costumers staring at him with a look of shock on their face before they turned to the person they were nearest to and began to whisper. Naruto just grinned and tugged Sasuke along and they sat down on the very front.

"ONE BOWL OF SPEACIALTY RAMEN PLEASE!" Yup...that was right...Instead of going to restaurants that would cost two human babies for illegal tests...Naruto went to his favorite place...the Ramen Bar.

"Coming right up!" The cook replied as he began to cook the ramen quickly. Naruto grinned sitting next to Naruto,

"Ehehehehhehehe..."

"...Why in the world...are we here...?" Sasuke asked slowly staring at Naruto. Naruto then looked at him and grinned,

"RAMEN IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!"

"..." Naruto then grinned more and patiently waited for the food while Sasuke muttered, "He could have chose any place he wanted...and yet he chose to come here...' He looked at the bar that had a food stain on it. He reached over to the napkin dispenser and licked it and began to try to clean the stain. Naruto blinked and looked over to him and aid,

"That won't' come off...with just spit."

"Why not? It's probably just soy sauce..." Sasuke added a little more pressure to it.

"...No it's actually blood..."

"..." Sasuke stopped and then moved to the seat on the other side of Naruto. Naruto then said,

"See...a few nights back...I guy tried to take my ramen away from me and I kind of...bit him..."

"..." Naruto just chuckled uneasily as he said trying to break the mood,'

"It's too bad that your brother couldn't join us!"

"...Yes...he was busy..." Naruto nodded,

"Must be...why did he want to talk to your manager?"

"It was about you."

"Me?" Sasuke nodded and replied,

"Yes...Kakashi-sama wants to make sure everything will work out for this...and there will be no interruptions..." Naruto then said,

"Oh..." The bowl was then placed down in front of Naruto and Naruto grinned and cried,

"Itadakimasu!" He then began to hungrily dig in as Sasuke watched as the noodles in the bowl soon became like a giant noodle that was being sucked into Naruto's mouth...take it back. Not sucked...inhaled seemed to be a better word. When Naruto finished, about a minute later, he leaned back and rubbed his stomach,

"That was good..." Sasuke looked at him and chuckled and then gently reached out and touched his face leaning it towards him

"You missed a spot." Sasuke leaned over to him and then slowly licked away a piece of vegetable on his face as he pulled back. Naruto stared with wide eyes as his face turned a deep red and a hand went to his cheek. Sasuke smirked,

"What's up Naruto?" Naruto stared and looked around as people were staring at them with wide eyes and bright red faces. Some young teenage girls seemed to be burning with jealously as the chopsticks in their hands cracked into small pieces. It seemed the people knew who Sasuke was. Sasuke saw this and smirked as he saw a reflection in the light from the corner. Recognizing it as a camera he suddenly grabbed Naruto's chin and pulled him closer as he whispered so only Naruto could hear,

"Here's your first show..." He then claimed his lips in a kiss and began to kiss him passionately the bright flashing lights surrounded them.

TBC

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