Hitori: T-T …typing sux…

-Story Start-

Naruto shut the door behind Sasuke who was laughing at Naruto's panicked antics.

"Calm down, Naruto, can't take pictures of us in here. Besides, they got a little show out of us already, they don't need anything else to write a good story for everyone to read in tomorrow's newspapers." Sasuke smirked at Naruto, who was not feeling any better.

"Do you know what all your fans will do to me when they find out!" Naruto grabbed his hair, "I can't handle this!" Sasuke looked from the one item filled refrigerator to look at Naruto now having an anxiety attack.

"They'll probably maul you…" Sasuke said absently shutting the fridge and walking over to Naruto. Sasuke kissed Naruto on the nose, "But don't worry, Naru-chan! Itachi and I will take good care of you and keep you safe. Calm down, okay?"

"Oh, great! I'm going to be your pet cat! First I end up in this stupid relationship with you and then I get tricked into a relationship with the 'Devil's Accursed'!"

"What?" Sasuke asked in a halting tone, stopping Naruto's rant. "The 'Devil's Accursed' wouldn't happen to be 'Devil's Cursed Puppets,' now would they?" Naruto looked defeated.

"When you left," Naruto said exasperated, sitting down at his kitchen table, "dip-shit and retard brothers caught up…" Naruto hit his head on the table. "I…kind of was tricked into telling them our secret deal and they threatened to tell the media if I didn't date them while I do this deal with you…because you didn't mention anything about 'loyalty'…" Naruto buried his face in his arms. "I hate my life…"

The two heard the front door open and close.

"The paparazzi are outside, any reason why?" they heard Itachi say. Itachi walked into the silent kitchen. "Something wrong?" he asked.

"It appears we were too late to rescue Naruto today…"

"You saved me from a make-out session…" Naruto mumbled into his arms.

"The Dork Squad has tricked simple Naruto here into being there boyfriend while being ours… How are we to deal with this…?" Sasuke asked going to the windows and shutting the blinds.

"Oh, our sweet, simple Naruto…" Itachi cooed falsely. He kissed Naruto's neck and slid hi hand up Naruto's shirt. Naruto sat up and looked up into Itachi's eyes. "I guess I was too late to rescue are darling boyfriend… I think we should make it up to him…" Sasuke went in to Naruto's bedroom and shut the blinds in there as well.

"No, no, it's alright! You-you did save me! They were planning on having a make-out session with me! But you saved me! I am so thankful! You don't need to make anything up!" Naruto spouted out his protests as Itachi guided him to the bedroom.

"Then maybe you should show us your thanks?" Sasuke said looking Naruto right in the eye.

"Why does god do this to me! What have I done wrong to deserve this tortured life!" The two rock stars looked surprised but it quickly passed.

"Maybe you shouldn't be praying to God then, huh?" Sasuke said walking over to Naruto and pecking him on the cheek. "I mean, if he is treating you so bad, why not find a new religion without him?"

"No way! I did my time learning Christianity, why change now!" Naruto said jerking out of Itachi's arms and sitting on the bed. I should be with the Retard squad because they are Christian too! You two are friggin' paganists!" Naruto lied down on the bed.

"We were Christian when we were younger you know…" Sasuke said softly, thoughtfully, "but that religion doesn't welcome homosexuals, let alone incest, so we decided to change our religion instead of ourselves, because if you can't love thy self then there is loving no one else."

"We liked Greek Mythology so we decided to work with that. Nyx is a mother goddess who all other gods and goddess' fear. We pray to here when we are in need. We hide in her when we want our time together or we hide in her brother." Itachi said to Naruto sitting at the head of the bed.

"That sounds gross…" Naruto said just staring at the wall.

"Nyx is the personification of night. She is a protector of what other religions call sin." Sasuke sat down next to Naruto. "Without Nyx and her family, Itachi and I would not have been able to be with each other, we would have never met you."

Naruto looked up at them, "What?"

"Itachi and I were feeling lonely and decided we wanted someone new in our lives, so we prayed to Nyx for someone who would be able to love more than just one... (Hitori: HINT, HINT! Tennyo: …Why does Naruto need to be with more than just one person? Hitori: Because Naruto has plenty of love to share!) And then you came, and it was obvious Nyx sent you to us."

Naruto looked at them as if they were just retarded. "You two are insane, right?" Naruto asked pointing at the two of them.

"Insane for you…" Sasuke said nuzzling into Naruto's neck.

"Don't your parents disapprove or something?" Naruto asked allowing Sasuke to do as he pleased.

"There's not much they can say, because they are dead." Itachi pet Naruto's hair. "How about we tell you what happened?"

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Next Chapter: The Prayer to Nyx

Hitori: Until then… You'll just wait!