Well, Here I am starting tommorow, err, today like I said. But first as customary among this fic, ranting! There is this awsome anime I'm watching, err, used to watch called Beet the Vandel Buster. They just finished a huge battle, and won, but it's not over yet. There are still many more seven star monsters to fight (the highest is 8, and there has only been a handful in history) One guy is wanted for working with the bad guys for a while, and now an elite hunter, also responsible for taking in the equivalent of missing-nin,has realized that Kiss, the one good guy, did fight for the baddys. Unfortunally, the last episode, 45, came out nearly two months ago. I guesse it's not popular enough to add in fillers. Not sure if that's good or not, but yeah. Maby it's not popular and they just stopped, but it's been on the top two on since episode 36! I'm confused.
No disclaimer, Naruto the anime sucks, won't take it even if payed to. Ok, I'd take it for the money. DIE!
(enter the story!)
Hinata was running, running for her life. She was being chased by Naruto, or rather possesed naruto. The real one was running next to her. All logic said that this was a dream, but fear won out in the end as they kept on running. They ran through Konoha, they ran through the woods, they even ran across the water. Soon, they found a complecated maze of caves. Hoping to lose Kyuubi/Naruto, they ducked in.
"Come on Hinata-chan!" Naruto beckoned as he lead on in the caves. She hurried up, trying to cath him, but he seemed to be getting faster. She spoed up, shoving all of her chakra to her feet, but he still gained speed.
"Naruto-kun! Wait for me!" Soon, he was lost to the darkness. Scared, she slowly walked ahead in the narrow corradors. Hours seemed to past as nothing was senced. Sometimes she ran, sometimes she walked. She couldn't catch up. Then it came to a fork. Straight ahead was as dark as the endless cave behind, but a faint glow came from the path to her right. Turning, she instantly found herself in a familer sewer complex. Confused, she backed up, right into a wall. Spinning around, she examined where caves used to be.
"B-but I just came from here!" Suddenly, a waved of chakra over took her and she pressed herself against the wall. A laugh was heard echoing in her head as she squeezed her eyes shut. 'wake up wake up wakeupwakeupwakeup!' she shpouted in her head as it all disiapered. Everything felt diferant, more, homey.
Slowly, she opened her left eye, and saw a ceiling, no, her ceiling. Happy to be awake, she sat up, stretching. She was never happier to be in her own bed. Then, she remembered.
"Naruto-kun!" They fell asleep together. He was nowhere to be found. Where was he, where cou-" Then she heard a groan. Looking to her left, she saw a lone foot sticking up. Giving no mind that he was on her right when they fell asleep, she peered over the side of the bed. There was her Naruto-kun, soundly sleeping tangled in her sheets.
"Sleepy-kun" She almost sang, tickling his foot. "It's time to get up." He simply swatted away and turned his head, revealing a cut along his cheek. "What the? Naruto? Naruto!" The fox boy finially stirred, groggilly asking something, but it was all incoherant mumblings. eventually, she recognized a 'wazit?' Shoving his leg over the edge, she helped him up where he stretched.
"Uggg, what time is it" He trtied to get the crinks out of his body, yawning. "I'm hungry. Let's go eat ramen. How about some training today. Let's-" He paused, brushing against his cut while trying to rub his eyes awake. Confused, he checked himself out in the mirror. "Hmm, must of hit something on the bed when I fell out.
"But naruto-kun! You've hurt yourself!"
Bah, it's nothing. I once woke up to a broken arm after falling out of a tree. Boy did that hurt. Thanks to Kyuubi's healing power, it was half way fixed when I woke, but it didn't set right. So I had to re-break it." Hinata cringed at the pain he must of felt. But, he was strong, so it must not be a big deal. She excused herself to take a quick shower, warning Naruto against making ramen for breakfast, saying that there were plenty of eggs in the fridge.
She started to undress on the way to the bathroom, now realizing that she was half naked from the night before. She blushed as she climnbed into the hot shower. She closed her eyes and let the water calm her. Waking up, she grabbed the soap and noticed something on the floor, blood. She let out a very high pitched scream and made a Naruto-like attempt of escaping the shower. It was naruto like as in she got tangled up in the shower curtains and fell out of the shower. Naruto was quickly in the bathroom, wearing an apron full of blood covered handprints. In one hand was a bloody knife, the other was bandaged more than Rock Lee's hands, obviously a very poor cook.
"What is it? Is Ero-sennin here? I'll kill that pervert!" Realizing that there was no peeping involved, he saw a poor Hinata rubbing her shoulder. "What's wrong Hinata-chan, are you allright?" He lifted her wet naked body up off the floor, draping a towel over her shivering body. He rubbed her dry, getting her to calm down. She had finially stopped shivering when she pointed to the still running shower.
"B-blood, there's b-blood in th-there, a-and a a a lot of it." She stammered. He examined first the shower, where there was only a few hints of blood left, the rest having been washed down the drain. He then proceded to examin Hinata's body, making sure that it wasn't her blood. Satisfied that she was unharmed, minus a sore shoulder, he helped her up and escorted her into the livingroom where she sat on the couch, still dripping wet.
"Don't worry, it will be ok, I have dinner on the way." As if on cue, Naruto walked in with a bag, handing it to Naruto. (A/N: What?) The delivery Naruto vanished in a puff of smoke, the kage bunshin having been dispelled. The two ate in silence as they tried to think where the blood came from. Suddenly, Naruto cursed and lept up and ran into the bathroom. A yelp of pain was heard with more cursings. Naruto emerged breifly afterwards, red faced and damp.
"Shower was left on." as he made an attempt to wring himself over the sink. She giggled at him, the morning horro fading away. After a tasty breakfast of pancakes, bacon, and sausage gravy with buisits, they planned out the day. Training, shopping, and, which caused naruto to jump for joy, ramen for lunch.
They were at Ichiraku's Ramen stand, eating lunch. Hinata was enjoying a simple miso-ramen, while naruto was on his fifth bowl with extra pork and egg. Thrre bowls later, Shikamaru appeared, stopping in for a quick lunch.
"Yo." Like always, breif and to the point.
"Oh-hiyo." Hinata squeeked in her timid voice. Though she spoke louder and more forcefully with naruto, she was still softspoken around anyone else.
"Hey, Shikamaru! What are you doing here? Having lunch I see, So are we! We did some training so now we're going to go shopping..." Naruto continued rambling to the not so amused Chunnin. It lasted for about five minutes before Shikamaru bought Naruto a bowl 'just to shut up'
Psst, so troublesome. I'm supposed to meet Kakashi for a mission, and he's late." Before Naruto could go on another ten minute rant on Kakashi's tardyness, the lazy-nin continued. "Later than usual I mean. He's not in his usual hiding places, so I'm going to check up on his house."
Finishing his free bowl, Naruto paid for his seven and Hinata's one. "Hey, can I come, I've been meaning to get him to teach me the chidori. The more jutsus, the better. Right Hinata?" She simply nodded, knowing that he would be turned down, again. Kakashi thought that the Rasengan was enough and the chidori wasn't needed, so he never tought his signurature technique to Naruto.
Shikamaru simply got up, after paying. "Sure, do whatever you want. So troublesome." Two of the three walked on, not talking. The loud one, was of course, Naruto. He kept on talking on about whatever subject crossed his mind. Shikamaru just ignored him, watching the clouds go by as Hinata followed behind, thinking about the two. 'Shikamaru sure is quiet, like I used to be. I wonder, if he and naruto started to date, would my boyfriend change him?' A bunch of scenes played through her head, causing her to blush. Despite all outward apearances, she was in fact, a dirty girl.
Shikamaru saw her look out of the corner of his eye as they turned the corner, and knew what she was thinking. Ino gave him that look all the time. Girls are so troublesome he thought. He elbowed Naruto in the middle of his 'I will become Hokage!' speech.
"Oye, Naruto. Go walk with your girlfriend, she's starting to weird me out with her fantasies." Hinata almost fainted when she heard the lazy-nin, and was thankful, for once, that her boyfriend was really really dense. Confused, he backed toward Hinata. They walked on, al;l three happy. Naruto was, well, naruto. He's usually happy about something. Hinata was walking close to her love and Shikamaru, well, he tended to prefer his cloud gazing in silence. The only sound he prefered was the munching of snack food by Choji.
After zigzagging between streets, they got to his apartment. They knocked on his door, and heard no answer. Naruto, having no patience, went to break it open, but found it unlocked, falling through the doorway. Shikamaru scofffed at this sight.
"Pssht, baka. Higher ninja don't need to lock thier doors. They can tell who's been in, and they don't have many possesions anyway, just gear." Naruto just ignore him, wondering where his former sensei was.
"Hey kakashi-sensei! Where are you at?" The house seemed to be a bit dishevled. They turned into the hallway leading to the rooms and say what must of been hundreds of kunai embedded in the wall. They proceded with caution.
"Buyakugen!" Hinata activated her bloodline, seaching for the culprit. Then she saw a crumpled figure in the bedroom. 'There!" She pointed to a doorway to the left, the door being ripped off. Inside was a gursome sight. Hinata fell over, horrified. Naruto was stunned. Shikamaru reacted differntly.
"Wow, someone did all this to Kakashi? Must of been strong. It seems he never had a chance to even pull out his Sharingon." Unlike Hanabi's crime scene, the spread of blood wasn't as strong. Mainly because Kakashi put up a fight, albeit a futile one. His left eye was stabbed through the mask, rendering Sharingon useless, and the wall was covered in kunai, save for a bare circular spot, where the murderer probolly stood, along with kunai on the ground.
"Must of been desperate to use so many kunai. Look, even his chidori failed." Shikamaru pointed to the wall, or what was left of it that led to the bathroom.On the other side was Kakashi's left arm with a kunai still in hand. "Looks like he managed to get a hit though." He noticed a glimmer of blood where it looked like it Kakashi cut his opponent. Shikamaru refocused his attention on the body, noticing something interesting.
"Hmm, looks like chakra burns." He leaned in closely to kakashi's chest, clawed open with his heart missing. He soon found it on the window sill, kunai shoved in it. Opening the window, he called down to the people on the street in his usually calm voice.
"Oye, someone get the fifth and serveral ANBU, Kakashi's been slaughtered." he civilians stood bye confused, wondering if it was a prank. "Now!" he raised his voice slightly. Pulling his head in, he waited for the annoyance start. Testimonies, paperwork, interveiws. It's all so troublesome. Soon, the livingroom was filled with smoke as the Hokage and several ANBU arrived in the apartment. She looked at the mess and shook her head. A little girl was one thing, but one of the top Jounin? This needed to be taken care of right away.
Naruto and Hinata huddled together in her room, hoping that they wern't next. This person was strong. They were worn out, giving accounts of what happened, why there were there, what they did afterwards, where they were for the past week, did they see anyone, and many others along the lines all day. Shikamaru was complaining about being there as the couple left, still answering questions in detail and giving his report. He always told people that being a chunnin was so troublesome, and this was the perfect example. The villiage had already heard of Kakashi's death, the hardest hit was his 'eternal rival', Gai. He was still out infront of his apartment singing, very badly I might add, about the extinguishment of Kakshi's spring time of youth. More than one boot had stuck his head.
The two soon fell into a restless sleep as hinata wondered 'Could it be Naruto-kun? He was moved, his face was cut, and there was blood in the shower.' She decided to leave that for the next morning.
(end chapter)
Gasp! Kakashi's dead! How can that be. Is he really dead and not somer elborate hoax? The answers, right now. 1: Stronger opponent. 2: For me to know and you to find out. 3: No, he's really dead. Don't worry, some of your favorite character deaths will be cominig. Taking bets! Personally, I'm putting $20 on the third dying.Mwuhahaha! Oh wait, he's already dead...Damn it! Anyways, like always, r/r Thankies! And if there's a particular character you wish dead, let me know and I just may fufill your request.
I like cheese ( Oh wait, the pointy end of the cheese will problly disiapere. Stupid..., why does it do that?
