Well, I'm back and still alive. Just ate a crappy $2.99 Walmart sub, or at least about two inches of one. It's a three inch piece of bread, 5 slices of meat, cheese, lettuce, and tomato, and about an inch and a half slice of bread. It's cheap, crappy, and filling with all that bread. Dad had just finished some soft-shelled crabs, had a decent taste but the mouth feel was off. Seemed a bit too crunchy and tough. He deglazed the pan with a white wine/butter mixture. Simple, yet good.
OK, good news. Acording to 180 might start the second half of the Naruto anime series. Yay! Anyway, I've been watching some new series. One's called Cooking Master Boy, about a Chinese kid trying to be a master chef and the other one is called Kashi Mashi, often preceeded with the title Girl on Girl. It's not your average yuri, well, I havn't even seen a yuri anime before, and I don't know if this would count. Basicly, this dude is a pussy and is rejected because of it. So he goes for a walk in the mountains, looking for his favorite plant. Meanwhile, above the Earth, a spaceship has electrical problems and crashes to Earth. So this ship, which looks a lot like a penis with three cylindrical shapes around the end(engines?), which is over a mile long, stabs Hazumu, the pussy, during his foraging escapade. So, this alien races puts this message all around the world basicly saying "Woops, we killed this guy. We were just spying and, our bad. Be we fixed him, sort of. He's now a girl! Buh-bye!" So now this dude, err, chick, is now in a love triangle between the girl who rejected him, and his lifelong friend, pigtails. So pigtails, very tomboyish, wants to bone Hazumu while flutey, the one who rejected hazumu, Now wants to be with her. Not him, her. So Hazumu is stuck in a girl's body, two girls fighting over her. Of course, I have a perfect solution, Whore-off! (Thinks of Mister Slave and shudders) Guaaaa, nevermind. Threesome, I'll bring the camera. I know, I make Ero-sennin look clean. Oh, did I mention that Hazumu's father is trying to see her naked? Wow, there's one for usual disclaimer here, some gore there, explanations for EVERYTHING will be coming soon. It may seem random, but each death has a purpose. Ok, Maby not the first, but who could resist spilling Hanabi's blood everywhere? Anyway, let us start!
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"Oh-hiyo Hinata-chan!" A pink haired kunoichi greeted the young Hyuugan at the couple's new apartment.
" Konichiwa" the white eyed girl greeted as she led Sakura into her and naruto's new apartment. To be safe, Godaimine confined them into their apartmenmt. With what's remaining of the villiage wanting Naruto's destruction, neither of them were alowwed out. This bugged the hell out of Naruto, who was pacing in the living room, unaware of Sakura's entrance, but Hinata was content with their alone time, however uneasy it was. Sakura came by to deliver food and other essentials through out the time. She saw naruto pacing, and was almost scared. He couldn't of done it, he was just Naruto, baka Naruto. Sure, her mom did tell her about how he was the Kyuubi, but she didn't believe it. The walk over had stirred memories however. The power she felt during their first real mission to the country of the wave, when he first confronted Orochimaru. She saw the snake sennin perform a seal jutsu, unknown to what it was till recently. Then his fight against Neji during the Chunnin exams and Gaara. No, Sasuke-kun beat that monster. There's no way that the baka could do it, she refused to believe it.
"Na, Naruto" She stated, not really a greeting. This snapped Naruto out of his 'I'm bored!' rant.
"Sakura-chan? Sakura-chan!" He was happy to see his old teammate. He was happy to see someone other than Hinata. Don't get him wrong, he loved her, but he wanted to be around people, not just one person. "I'm so glad that you're here, how long are you gonna stay? You been on any missions lately? What about Oba-chan? She teach you any cool moves? Can you teach me some?" Sakura stood back in fear. She knew in an instant that he couldn't of done it. It's Naruto for crying out loud. But this fear wasn't for her life, but for her sanity. She rubbed her forehead, trying to ignore him.
"...Baka." She helped Hinata put away the groceries while Naruto shrugged it off as Sakura-chan being Sakura-chan. We went back to ranting for a few minutes before retiring to his room to meditate, something he's been doing a lot recently. Of course it didn't mean that he was good at it. He ended up falling asleep on his floor a few minutes into meditation.
Hinata heard his light snores and giggled. 'That's my Naruto-kun for ya' The two girls finished up putting everything away, and went to gossiping. Hinata talked about what they did since getting in two days ago. their relation ended up taking a back seat to the chaos of the academy's destruction, while Sakura talked about her lessons and that status of the rookie 9.
Naruto awoke about an hour later, very thirsty. Groggily, he went to the fridge, ignoring the latest gossip the girls were talking about. Sighing, he wished he got visiters. He didn't have any friends left in the villiage, save for Iruka. Konohamaru was already taken away by his sensei along with his two friends. Maby some of the rookie 9 and Gai's team, but he never saw much of them, so he couldn't really call them friends. More like neighbors that could bear him. Then he heard something that riled him up. No, more like pissed him off. As the two were discussing the recent attacks, Sakura pointed out
"Well, if my Sasuk-kun was here, he'd take care of this bastard that's killing everyone." He snapped. He didn't have the strength to keep his 'I'm so happy!' mask on and flipped on the pink haired kunoichi. They barely heard him at first.
"You're Sasuke-kun?" This had halted their conversation. Hinata looked worried, knew that he had finialy snapped. She knew he acted happy, but he hardly was. She was the only posiative thing in his life. Sakura just looked confused.
"Naruto? Something wrong?" He slowly turned around, anger in his eyes.
"Let me tell you about your precious 'Sasuke-kun'. He is a traitor, he turned his back on me, and he is not as strong as you think he is. He's weak, and so are you." He almost spat it out, trying to restrain himself. Sakura, unaware of wehere she was treading
"Weak? He's not weak, he beat you! He beat you in a fair one on one d-" She stated matter o-factly, as if she knew everything, before being held up by the neck by Naruto. This wasn't like him, closing her eyes, she waited for something to stop this imposter, but nothing happened, but she felt something, something odd. She felt this chakra somewhere, but couldn't place iit. Slowly, she opened up her eyes and saw someone else. It was Naruto, but someone else was in there. His fangs were grown out, his eyes turned feral like, and the most horriable killer intent she has ever felt was coming from in front of her.
"Yes, he did beat me, but only because I refused to kill him. That bastard went for a death blow, and I flinched at the last second. HE WAS MY FRIEND!" He yelled, sending shivers up Sakura's spine. And you, you're the worst of them all! I just wanted a friend, but you belittled me, you insulted me, and you made me out to be weaker than you, YOU! Sasuke is not, nor will he ever be yous. You are weak, you are a horriable ninja, and you are WORTHLESS!" He squeezed harder on her neck and she started to cry. Not becasue of the pain, but because he was right. She wasn't strong, he doesn't love her, and Naruto was indeed, the killer. He flung her to the other side of the livingroom, putting a sizeable dent in the wall. He just stood there, wanting to tear her apart, but the chakra died down and he collapsed from chakra depletion.
Hinata rushed to his side, catching him, dragging him to their room, comforting him with her voice.
"There there, I won't leave you Naruto-kun. I'm here, strong enough to protect you. I'm strong, for you." The two disapered behind a closed door while Sakura laid there, horrified, afraid to move lest she be killed. Summoning all of her courage and strength, she ran out. She had to leave the village, she didn't want to die like Kakashi, or Hanabi. She had to leave Konoha, she didn't care if she was labeled a missing-nin. She needed to get her family and get out.
Hinata cooed various soothing words, phrases, and song lyrics to her Naruto-kun. Soon, he fell into a deep sleep. Hinata looked at the window, worried about what Sakura would do. She hated to have her love in danger, but there was nothing she could do now. Sher'd have to see the Hokage later.
He woke up, tired. Trying to sit up, he felt heavy, particulary on the chest. Looking down, he saw a bluish fluff ball. At first, he was confused, but as his eyes started to focus, he saw that the fluff ball was Hinata's hair. He looked at the calender/clock and saw that it was Saturday, so had slept for.. He tried to think, which as most of us know, is not easy apon waking up in the morning. Three days! His brain was slowly coming in to wake mode. As he bacame aware of his surroundings, he noticed something. Hinata was wearing the same clothes as three days ago. It must of meant that she had never left the spot. He let his hand pet her head, smiling at her dedication, and love. Slowly, she too, stirred from her slumber. Rubbing her eyes, she smiled at his revival.
"Naruto-kun." She embraced him in a hug, happy that he finially woken up. She got up, opening the blinds to let the sun in. Seeeing what a nice day it was, she opened a window, letting in much needed fresh air inside. Naruto closed his eyes. He could smell food cooking, feel the swun's rays warm his skin, hear someone gossiping about Sasuke's return, and he could almost-. He opened his eyes, and bolted for the window to a trio of people walking down the street.
"Oye! Did ya say that Sasuke-teme is back?" Unsure how to respond, the group simply nodded. "Crap!" naruto cursed, rushing out to see his former teammate. Following the sounds, he heard a large crowd at Konoha's main gates. For once happy to be feared, Naruto rolled up his sleeve to punch Sasuke for leaving, traveling through the parting crowd. What he saw was the last thing he expected.
The famous last Uchia was sitting there, rocking back and forth, mutttering to himself. He was dishevled, marks of the cursed seal permentally etched into his skin. He was muttering stuff about being good and always behaving from now on. Next to him was the bloody head of Orochimaru.
"Sa-sasuke?" Naruto reached for his friend. Slowly, haunted eyes turned. For the first time since arriving in Konoha, he noticed that there was people around him. There was a crowd mummoring, but he didn't care. He saw a confused Tsunade, fast approaching. Then, he saw Naruto with Hinata looking from behind him. Sasuke let out a scream.
"Don't hurt us! We promised to be good, please, we beg. No more bad snake, you killed snake, so we be good. Please, no hurt us, we sorry." For the first time in the history of Sasuke, he started crying. He was no longer the power huingry avenger he once was, but a shell of a man who is scarred for life.
Tsunade looked over the Uchia, trying to get a resposce out of him. With no success, she ordered ANBU to take the head and to confirm it's identity. Seeing Naruto and Sasuke's reaction to him, she ordered him to her office. Picking up Sasuke and slinging him over her shoulders, she escorted the two to her office.
(end chapter)
Yo! Here's the latest chapter, hope I didn't disapoint. I don't really have any excuse for not updating, just didn't have the drive to. Next one should be much sooner. I predict atleast one death before the end. But if you do want a hint of wht's going to happen. let's just say that I'm dedicating the chapter to Dragon man 180
ow, is horable. It doesn't recognize 'ninja' and it doesn't show what it looks like after corrections so I can copy/paste it back to my documate. Too bad that open office, provided so generously by is corrupted and does not open. I get an error apon opening the winzip folder and I am unable to open, extract, etc the file, at all. Do I have to steal Microsoft Word here? i hope not because people put viruses on Limewire. I once had over 1000 bugs from downloading one thing. I multiplied like hell. But all it did was create numours crap folders that could not be opened. The only problem was my antivirus constantly popping up warning me that I have viruses. They couldn't be cleaned, or ignored. But I did delte the folder everything was in. I just wish I could play tanks, something that the bugs created. Oh yea, anyway. Reveiw some more and led me know that you worship me and stuff like that. I take cash or checks. Not for the content, but for my skill in writing stuff. That way it is legal. :)
