Hello again! As a reread my story I found out that I really made Ino or Lee look really bad. But don't worry they'll be nice later. Actually…. Way later. And I promise that Sasuke will be super more jealous….again later. And sorry if you think that the plot of the story is going a bit slow but I'm getting there. Well here's chapter 7! Sasuke is a little bit angry by the way. Please don't be too mad about the last chapter. I only support Sasuke/Sakura. And sometimes Itachi/Sakura.
Chapter 7- Sleepover Mania----Over
Jaws dropped all the way to hell. Eyes were as wide as watermelons. Expressions were priceless. Feelings began rushing through Sasuke's body like Naruto having a need to eat ramen. First came anger, then confusion, then jealousy. What the fucking hell! How could she even like that stupid no-good think eyebrows! Argh what did I even do to lose! I swear I'll beat the crap out of that son of a……………
Everybody else except for Sakura: Oh no! We failed! Oh my god what is Sasuke thinking right now! Poor guy…………
"What! How could you like that thick eyebrows?" Sasuke blurt out, he was so jealous that he could choke Lee to death if he were right beside him. "Yeah Sakura-chan! WHY LEE?" shouted Naruto. "Oh my god, I think I'm going to faint." Cried Tenten. "Noooooooo!" Katie said almost ready to sob. "I-I think I need t-to lie d-down." Panted Hinata.
Suddenly a burst of laughter erupted from Sakura. Droplets of tears began in Sakura's pretty emerald eyes. "My God! S-Sheesh! You're all so gullible! Hahahaha! Y-you should have s-seen you're face! It was like the f-funniest expression that has ever been put on the face of the earth! Hahaha! Gotcha!"
"Huh? S-so you don't have a crush on Lee-san?" stuttered Tenten recovery from shock and began to laugh sheepishly. "No! Of course not sillies!" said Sakura smirking at them. Then all of them started laughing.
"You got us Sakura." Admitted Sasuke. "So who do you really like?" asked Naruto giving her the irresistible puppy eyes. But, it failed. "Not telling suckers! At least for now. You'll find out…when you reach to heaven!" she snickered evilly.
"Aww, anyways now we'll just have to assume that you like Sasuke then." Said Hinata cheekily. "Assume if you want. I don't care." She said with a shrug.
"I never knew you liked me Sakura, now that I assume you do. How nice! I feel so loved!" Sasuke said sarcastically. "Ha! It's your fault that you feel sooo loved. And what are you talking about? I totally love you-not!" she said sarcastically back. "Meanie!" pouted Sasuke playfully like a 4-year-old. "Okay, so now it's a draw between Sasuke and Tenten-chan, now what do we do?" asked Hinata.
"Let's play…Strip poker!" suggested Naruto loudly. Before anybody could answer the door bell rang. "Oh, look at the time. Got to go! Tell me all about it on Monday! Bye!" said Tenten happily and quickly got her things and left as quick as a flash. "Lucky…" whispered Sakura enviously. "So? Are you guys going to play or what?" asked Naruto getting out a deck of cards. "Sure." Replied Sasuke. "Yeah, me too!" added Katie. "Sakura-chan? Hinata-chan? You playing?"
"Ummm…okay I'll play." Sakura said slowly. "No way! Hosé!" cried Hinata furiously shaking her head and took a step backwards to emphasize what she meant. "Aww! C'mon Hinata, play!" said Naruto practically begging.
"Look, Naruto is obviously being perverted enough to want you to play so play! We'll go easy on each other!" coaxed Katie. Hinata finally agreed. But first they changed into their pajamas. The rule was: You can't wear any extra clothing, just you're pajamas.
Sakura's pajamas just consist of a bra, tank top, a big t-shirt over that, and shorts. Hinata wore pajama pants, shirt, and bra. Katie wore pajama pants too, but had a tank-top and a sports bra. (Okay I know describing their clothing is kind of sick but I needed to tell you guys so you will know that how much clothes they have taken off in during the game. Again not the sick way! XD) All had underwear on by the way. Sasuke and Naruto both wore, t-shirt, boxers, and shorts. So it looks like Sakura is wearing the most.
Minutes passed, then hours. Katie was left with her sports bra and pajamas pants. Sakura was left with the tank top, bra, and underwear. (Sasuke tried not to blush) He was still wearing a t-shirt and boxers. Poor Naruto was down to only his boxers since everybody except Hinata decided to pick on him. As for Hinata, she hadn't taken off a piece of clothing off of her. "Hinata-chan! Why didn't you tell us you were so good at poker! Asked Sakura. Hinata just shrugged. They started a new round. This time Sasuke won and Naruto had least number of points.
"Darn! Why is it always me!" He whined. He had just lost again. Which means…Bye bye boxers, hello big ugly butt.
"Heh, its funny dobe. You were the one who wanted to play this game and where are you now? Let me answer that for you: Right at the bottom as always!" snickered Sasuke with a smirk. "I can't look!" Sakura hid her face behind Sasuke's back. "Oh my god I can't believe it!" Katie grabbed a pillow and buried her face in it. Hinata did the same. Sasuke covered his eyes with his hands and turned away. "You're disgusting, I can't watch." Tension grew. Naruto stood up with his one and only ramen decorated boxers. This is it. Time to reveal. God had left him to die.
"……."
"Ahahahahaha! Fooled yah!" shouted Naruto. Everybody shot their heads up, and saw that Naruto had indeed removed his boxers but underneath it he was wearing underwear. They sweat dropped. "Ahahahaha!" Naruto kept laughing. "A good player always am prepared!"
"Dobe!" Muttered Sasuke underneath his breath. "What's that bastard? Didn't hear you!" joked Naruto pretending not to hear. "Alright, alright cheater. C'mon lets get going! I want to end this stupid game." Bustled Katie. Surprisingly Naruto won the next round and Sasuke lost. He removed his t-shirt. Sakura blushed a little.
"Whoohoo! You lost bastard!" shouted Naruto in delight. He had finally beaten him! "Shut up dobe. If I were you I wouldn't be talking since you're such a sore loser that wins once in every million years-- with luck I might add!" Sasuke shouted back. "Oh look whose talking. If it isn't the guy that just lost! You're going down!" yelled Naruto with great confidence. However luck wasn't with him this time. It was real as Sakura and Sasuke's kiss. Even a player has to lose sometimes. He had no more tricks up his sleeves this time. His face was dark and blank for the first time. Well the second time. The first time was when he ran out of ramen in his house… But no worries. They'll just cover their eyes again-right? Even if they didn't they will be jealous of his all time sexy butt!
"So Naruto, have a thong under those underwear?" asked Sasuke sarcastically. "For your big fat information. No! But maybe you have one right now since you so gay!" countered Naruto. "Gay? Ha! If I was I be nowhere as gay as you! I'm sorry but who was the gay lord that suggested to play strip poker in the first place and lost? Sigh, I feel so sorry for myself having someone as gay as you stickin' their ugly butt out to me because they lost pathetically." Said Sasuke both coolly and smoothly. The girls twitched their eyebrows in annoyance. The boys are off in a series of insults and comebacks again.
"Are you guys ever going to stop?" asked Sakura. "Sure I'll stop. No use talking to this low life all night." Said Sasuke with a shrug. "Low life? For you big fat information again, you are the low life. I happen to have a high life! The exact opposite bastard. So next time observe and think before you talk!" smirked Naruto proud of his comeback. "You guys sure act like best friends." Interrupted Sakura sarcastically. They just crossed their arms and looked away in the opposite direction with their head held high. Sakura rolled her eyes, and put her t-shirt and shorts back on. The others put back on their clothing too.
"So, now we just basically wasted hours playing strip poker. We don't want to see Naruto fully naked and the vice-versa. So what or WHY did we even bother playing this game anyway?" asked Katie, angry with herself. "Because this dobe here was eager to see somebody else naked but got himself naked instead." Said Sasuke shaking his head in disappointment. Naruto was going to say something but Hinata quickly stopped the quarrel. "Um, what time is it Naruto-kun?"
"It's…whoa its one-o-clock in the morning!" exclaimed Naruto. "Time sure goes by when you having fun-wasting it." Sakura pointed out, with a voice full of sarcasm. "Yawn, I'm going to sleep." Groaned Naruto.
Hinata closed the lights as each of them crawled into their sleeping bag. Only the glow of a night light shone. "Hey you guys, lets play a game I invented!" said Naruto out loud suddenly. He received a whack from Sasuke. "Dobe! I thought you're sleepy!"
"Ow, bastard! Well I don't feel so tired anymore and the game I invented is really fun. It's called Truth or truth! Similar to Truth or dare but you can only choose truth! Haha! Isn't it fun and exciting? Wanna play? Huh? Huh? Huh?" He received another whack from Sasuke. "Naruto, I love to play your game but I'm tired." Muttered Sakura. "Fine its ok if you're tired and don't wanna play but that doesn't mean you can whack me in the head bastard!" yelled Naruto angrily and hit Sasuke back. Soon and yet again the boys got into a 'dog fight'. (You know its like a cat fight but instead its boys)
"Naruto-kun, can you please stop?" pleaded Hinata. "Okay, Hinata-chan. Sasuke this fight is not over yet you got that? I'm only stopping because of Hinata-chan." Hinata blushed at Naruto's sweet words.
"Hmph." And with that Sasuke turned his back against Naruto and was now facing Sakura. In the dim light he could see a pair of green eyes stare back at him Neither of them dare to look somewhere else. Both minds instantly switched to the kiss scene and they could feel their faces heat up again. Stop staring Uchiha! You're making it obvious…
Inner Sakura: I'm staring. Sigh, that handsome drop-dead face. Can't resist!—I knew this would happen. Now that stupid cute gorgeous face is stuck in the middle of my head. Darn, can't get it out. Almost gave always the name of my crush today. Damn, I'm still staring and he's looking at, I wonder if he feels the same way as I do…
Finally Sakura tore her gaze from Sasuke and looked at the ceiling. Just then she noticed that Katie's sleeping bag was empty. Where did she go? I didn't hear her getting up. Sakura peered over Sasuke who had his eyes closed, and found that Naruto and Hinata were missing too. She began to panic. Where are they? It's as if they disappeared like ghosts… She shuddered and grabbed Sasuke's sleeves and shook it. "Sasuke!" she hissed. "Yeah?" He wasn't sleeping; he had just closed his eyes to prevent himself from staring anymore.
"Katie, Hinata, and Naruto are gone." Whispered Sakura sitting up. Sasuke got up and looked around. They were gone! He got up to his feet and started walking through the hall. Sasuke tagged close behind quivering. She's quivering. What is she so scared of or is she just cold? Then he mentally slapped himself. Damn, how could I forget! Duh, she's afraid of the dark and ghosts! Sasuke then grabbed her hand without hesitation and continued walking. Sakura was shocked at first but clutched his hand tightly with both hands. It made her feel safer. Sasuke smiled at this but didn't say anything. Where are they? I swear I didn't hear any sleeping bag rustling when they disappeared. They walked through the kitchen then through the dinning room.
Suddenly Sakura jumped and let out a yelp. "Something just touched the side of me!" she exclaimed quietly. "Don't worry, I bet its those bastard's doing." He said trying to comfort her. Sakura then jumped again and clutched Sasuke's arm even tighter. Man she sure can squeeze hard. "Something t-touched me again! I-it felt like a hand!" They were upstairs by now and there was a huge mirror that reflected both the bodies of Sakura and Sasuke on the wall. They stared at the mirror looking at their reflection, then out of the blue three green masks popped out of nowhere on the mirror. Sakura screamed and flung her arms around Sasuke's neck. Sasuke was a little bit startled but since, you know he is our fearless strong boy and all he put an protective arm around Sakura's waist and instinctively turned around and punched someone in the face-hard. "Owwww! SHIT!" Cried the victim who got punched square in the face by Uchiha Sasuke. "Sakura, it's okay. It's just the stupid dobe and the others trying to scare us with their oh-so-scary masks." Said Sasuke softly at first but he couldn't help throwing some sarcasm in the end. Poor Sakura who had her arms tightly around Sasuke's neck and was whimpering slowly let go of him and saw Katie and Hinata crouching beside Naruto seeing if he was okay. All three had facial green masks on! Naruto was rolling around the floor moaning about how god was always so cruel to him, what did he do to deserve that punch, and a bowl of ramen would be good right now.
"What do you guys think you're doing?" demanded Sasuke angrily. "You scared the heck out of me!" Sakura informed also very angry. "We were just having some facial treatments while you guys were in your little own love world downstairs. And when you came up we tried greeting you guys but you guys instantly thought we're ghosts or zombies from hell and attacked Naruto! I'm sure glad I'm not him right now." Explained Katie. Hinata was busily helping Naruto up to his feet. "Naruto? Facial treatment? Oh my god! That's a good one!" Sasuke and Sakura burst out laughing. "Hey! Why can't a guy get a facial treatment? Girls can so why not guys? I'm not born with perfect skin unlike some bastards you knew! And by the way bastard, that punch hurt!"
"Aww, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt a little baby?" faked Sasuke trying to sound like he cared. "Before you two start fighting again I'm going to really sleep this time." Interrupted Katie. The two other girls nodded and followed Sakura downstairs. Seeing that there is no point in fighting the boys tagged behind. "Hehe, scared you didn't I?" snickered Naruto quietly. "Not a chance! It was Sakura that was scared!" answered Sasuke. "So how are the things between you two?" Naruto asked. Sasuke kept quiet and just shrugged. "Oh come on, admit it, you two obviously like each other!" he teased. "So? And shut up!" hissed Sasuke. Hehe the plan is working so perfectly. But that punch really did hurt. Sniff, I'm such a good friend. Nobody could even ask for more. Sniff, I'm really such a good friend. Thought Naruto almost to tears because he was so proud of himself. I think I'm so nice that I'm going to cry!
They got to the family room and finally fell asleep starting with Naruto who was snoring loudly one minute later. This time Sasuke didn't mind him, he was feeling nice. He was really lucky to have friends and the woman that is soon going to be his is closely beside him.
Sakura woke up at the sound of the TV. She groggily got up and rubbed her eyes. "You're awake." A voice said. "Huh, oh morning Sasuke." She said as she became fully awake by now. "You're hair is a mess." Stated Sasuke grinning and popped some chips into his mouth. He was eating a bag of potato chips in the morning, sitting on the couch lazily, watching TV. "Shut up." Grumbled Sakura and threw her pillow at him. Then she grabbed her bag and went to the washroom. After spending a decade in there she came out fully dressed in a blue t-shirt, pink skirt, and white socks. Her hair was pulled back into a neat high ponytail and her face and teeth were fresh and clean. She went into the family room and noticed that Sasuke was already dressed too with a white t-shirt, blue shorts, and white socks. "Where's everybody?" she asked. "Grocery shopping. They left a note on the kitchen table." Answered Sasuke still staring at the TV. He was watching the sport's channel.
She went to the kitchen and saw the note. She picked it up and saw different writings on it. It obviously belonged to Katie and Naruto.
Dear Sakura and Sasuke,
We decided to go grocery shopping for Naruto since he has no sense of taste in varieties of food other than ramen. We'll come back at around noon. We didn't was to disturb you two so see ya later! (Katie's writing)
If you get hungry check around the kitchen for food. And my taste buds are FINE! (Naruto's writing)
Katie, Hinata, Naruto.
Sakura checked the watch and it was 9:00 am Saturday. She suddenly became aware that she was hungry so she checked the fridge for food. Ramen was stacked everywhere. She was in no mood for ramen so she checked the pantry, Ramen. Ramen again! She then opened every cupboard. Cupboard #1: Ramen, Cupboard #2: More Ramen, Cupboard #3: Dishes (finally something different), Cupboard #4: Again more ramen. The sight of ramen almost drove Sakura off to her edge. There was still one last cupboard that had not been opened. She opened it hopelessly and saw that there was a big box labeled 'Emergency Food Supplies.' She got that out and opened it……you guessed it! Ramen. "Ugh." Sakura groaned and went back to Sasuke.
"Does Naruto eat any other kind of food besides ramen? I swear if I see another cup of ramen I am going to be sick!" said Sakura already starting to feel a little bit nauseous. "Nope, that's why I always bring food when I come here." Sasuke answered indicating to his bag of chips. Then he pulled out another bag of chips and tossed it to Sakura. She gave him a bright smile that made his heart pump faster. "Thanks Sasuke, you're a life saver!"
Sakura sat down beside him and watched what he was watching. She got bored a few minutes later. "Can we watch something else?" "Nothing else good is on." He replied. "You call this good? Boys, I can't understand why you guys are always watching sports channels!"
"Well I can't understand why girls are always watching lovey-dovey stuff!" he shot back. Sakura's eye widened. "That is so not true! Sure we like watching those stuff but we don't always watch it!" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." Sasuke muttered. "So…" Sakura started slyly and grabbed the remote control and switched the channel to 'OC' (a show). Sasuke grabbed it back and changed it back to the sports channel. Soon they abandoned their chips and began fighting over the remote control. 'Click' 'Click' 'Click' 'Buzz' 'Buzz' 'Buzz' (The TV) 'Click' 'Click' 'Click' 'Buzz' 'Buzz' 'Bu--' The TV suddenly shut off by itself. They stopped in their tracks and stared at the blank screen. "Uh oh…" whispered both Sakura and Sasuke.
"Sakura went over to the TV and clicked the on and off button. When it didn't turn on she banged the top of the TV hoping the signal would go back on like it does in the movies. It didn't work. "Here let me try." Sasuke sad as he walked over to the TV. Much to Sakura's horror he raised a leg up. "Sasuke! Don't DO--" Before Sakura could finish her sentence Sasuke whammed his leg against the TV as hard as he could. The TV gave out a weak life signal and died again. "YOU PERMENENTLY KILLED IT!" Exclaimed Sakura. "Nonsense, let me just try that again." Again before Sakura could do anything he kicked the TV again harder then the last. There was a big dent on the side of the TV but this time it gave out a longer life signal. 'Beep' 'Buzzzz--' But then it failed to live and died again after that. "Look what you did to the poor TV! Naruto will kill you!" yelled Sakura looking pissed off and stared at the poor battered TV. "Hmm…I wonder if I kick it again…" pondered Sasuke out loud ignoring Sakura. "Oh no you don't! Show some respect for it! Even if it is just an object it still HAD A LIFE BEFORE YOU KILLED IT! So do it a favor and let it REST IN PEACE!" shouted Sakura angrily. "What are we going to do now?"
"I don't know, since you so highly respect it why don't you give it a proper burial outside the lawn and say you're prayers before its buried?" he suggested sarcastically. "Haha, don't make me laugh. Here's an idea, why don't you just kick it some more until it is reduced to rubbles and wait for Naruto to come back finding his TV suddenly transformed to dust!" She suggested back. Her voice dripping with sarcasm. "That would work." Answered Sasuke. Sakura sweat dropped. "I was just joking, Baka!"
"What time is it?" asked Sasuke. Sakura checked her cell phone. "It's 10:30. Why?"
"Okay, good." Sasuke pulled out his own cell not answering her question and dialed a number. "Jin, order me a Sony, Trinitron TV. 30X28 inches. Deliver it to Naruto's house ASAP. I need it before noon! Bye." Sakura looked at him incredulously. "You're ordering a TV?" "Sure why not?" he looked at her puzzled. She mentally slapped herself. How could I forget! He's a billionaire! Also one of the reasons why girls like him….
They waited quietly together staring at the blank screen as they finished their chips. Finally the door bell rang. They looked out the door; it was Naruto, Hinata, and Katie. It was only 11:00! "What should we do?" whispered Sakura nervously. "Distract them! Uh, tell them that you want to show them something! Anything!" Sasuke whispered back. The door bell rang again. Sakura opened the door while Sasuke went to another room calling Jin to speed up. "HI! You're back!" she said in a fake tone. "How were you guys?" asked Hinata. "Oh, we're good. Hope you got other food besides ramen!" replied Sakura. "Yeah we did, we'll just drop this at the kitchen." The three went to the kitchen. "Uh, I need to go to the washroom. I'll meet you at the kitchen. And don't move! Because uh, Naruto's house is big and if you go somewhere I won't be able to find you guys so yeah. I have something to show you guys alter!" Then as quick as a lightning bolt Sakura was gone. "Weird." Commented Katie. "Hey where's Sasuke?" asked Naruto.
"Sasuke, when are they coming?" whispered Sakura as she found him. "Soon, just hold them off a little longer. I'm going to help my butler carry it so whatever you do don't let them go into the family room!" He explained quietly. Sakura nodded and went back to the others.
"I'm back! C'mon the thing I'm going to show you is outside!" cried Sakura quickly trying to think of something. "Okay…" said Hinata unsurely. They went outside and Sakura quickly scanned around, then something caught her eye. "Look you guys." She cried sounding very happy as she picked up a rock with a little bumpy design on it that looked like a fossilized tree. "Cool!" commented Katie as she observed the rock. "Do you think it's real?" asked Hinata. "We're rich! We're rich! We're going to sell it to the museum and be rich!" cried Naruto. They sweat dropped. "We're not even sure if it's real yet!" Katie pointed out.
Inner Sakura: That was close. Thank God! Okay just keep talking while Sasuke demolish that poor TV and replace it with a new one.
"So? It may be real! I get 50 profit since it was on my land!" Naruto shouted. "Whatever let's go in and watch TV! 'That 70's Show' is on! Let's go!" said Katie and bustled everyone in before they could say anything. They were approaching the family room fast. Sakura caught a glimpse of Sasuke and a really tall guy that looks like a butler carrying a new TV quietly down the other hall. Luckily the others didn't see him. Oh no I have to think of something! Closer, closer, closer……
"Oh my god, look at that! What is that?" exclaimed Sakura suddenly and jerked her friends over to look at something. The broken TV was right behind them. She looked past her shoulders and saw Sasuke and his butler had placed down the TV and were lifting up the old one. "Sakura that's a vase." Katie answered blankly. "Wow, I never seen a vase like that!" she pretended to marvel. The vase was actually quite ugly and misshaped. "Um, Sakura I made that." Naruto stated, checking to see if Sakura was okay. "Anyways let's watch!" said Katie. They all turned around and Sakura shut her eyes afraid to see everyone's expression when they saw Sasuke and his butler sneaking away an also misshaped TV. "Sakura, why are you shutting your eyes?" asked Hinata. "Huh?" Sakura opened her eyes and looked. A new identical TV was sitting in the place of the old one. "Whew, I mean oh nothing. Something got caught in my eye." She said quickly. "Yo, everybody." Greeted Sasuke as he came in. "Hey!" they chorused.
So then for the rest of the afternoon they ate lunch and watched TV, until it was time to go. "Thanks Naruto! Had a great time! See yah!" bid Sakura and went to Sasuke who was waiting for her. He had offered her a ride home. "No problem! See you!"
"Didn't think you were going to make it." Said Sakura truthfully as they arrived to her house. "I can do anything." Boasted Sasuke. "Yeah, yeah, baka!" replied Sakura rolling her eyes. "Well see you later alligator!" And with that Sasuke rode off. "Sigh, well I better go in." sighed Sakura, she was already starting to feel bored. "Yuki! I'm home!"
Had to finish that hastily, sorry.The story is just so long.Oh and about Naruto just to tell you in my story his mom died and his dad works in another city so Naruto lives along too like Sakura. Anyways review please!
