Phantomized Classics, Chapter Eight! After Phantom of the House I heard nothing but wishes for a Les Mis encore, so here you have it! Stats and thanks are in order:
Song: Do You Hear Carlotta Sing? (Originally Do You Hear The People Sing? from Les Miserables)
Idea From: Baffled Seraph
Sung By: Erik, The Managers, The Audience
Erik
Do you hear Carlotta sing?
Threatening to blow out all our ears!
It is the only sound around here
That the phantom even fears!
When the curtain opens wide
And the strings begin to play
There is nowhere else to run
When she sings today!
Andre
Oh, come on, she's not that bad
Her voice is what they want to hear
And you know you must admit
It wasn't worth that chandelier
Firmin
And opening night all the money will make our point clear!
All
Do you hear Carlotta sing?
We've come to assume her voice is good
After all of the hype thatthere's been
It only seems as though we should
Christine Daae may sing well
But as we seem to dislike change
We claim that she'll never come quite close
To Carlotta's range!
Andre
You've heard our diva sing
Sometimes it's shrill, we must admit
But after all these seven seasons
We wonder if she'll ever quit!
She'll never forgive us if Christine's career we permit!
All
Do you hear Carlotta sing?
Threatening to blow out all our ears!
It is the only sound around here
That the phantom even fears!
When the curtain opens wide
And the strings begin to play
There is nowhere else to run
When she sings today!
