Phantomized Classics, Chapter Eight! After Phantom of the House I heard nothing but wishes for a Les Mis encore, so here you have it! Stats and thanks are in order:

Song: Do You Hear Carlotta Sing? (Originally Do You Hear The People Sing? from Les Miserables)

Idea From: Baffled Seraph

Sung By: Erik, The Managers, The Audience


Erik


Do you hear Carlotta sing?

Threatening to blow out all our ears!

It is the only sound around here

That the phantom even fears!

When the curtain opens wide

And the strings begin to play

There is nowhere else to run

When she sings today!


Andre

Oh, come on, she's not that bad

Her voice is what they want to hear

And you know you must admit

It wasn't worth that chandelier


Firmin

And opening night all the money will make our point clear!


All

Do you hear Carlotta sing?

We've come to assume her voice is good

After all of the hype thatthere's been

It only seems as though we should

Christine Daae may sing well

But as we seem to dislike change

We claim that she'll never come quite close

To Carlotta's range!


Andre

You've heard our diva sing

Sometimes it's shrill, we must admit

But after all these seven seasons

We wonder if she'll ever quit!

She'll never forgive us if Christine's career we permit!


All

Do you hear Carlotta sing?

Threatening to blow out all our ears!

It is the only sound around here

That the phantom even fears!

When the curtain opens wide

And the strings begin to play

There is nowhere else to run

When she sings today!