Sasuke's Sleepover
(A/N) Since this is my first fic, I've written it in Play Form. I know its not like most fics on here but I'm still finding my writing style. I hope this doesn't bother anyone! Thanks Audrey (Zimori on fanfiction) for betaing my story and Melissa, Jeramie, and Charlotte for reading it on March 8th 2006 before I published it.
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Ino: Sleeping Pills?
Sakura: Check.
Ino: Rope?
Sakura: Check.
Ino: Camera and Makeup?
Sakura: Check.
Ino and Sakura: (Together) This is going to be great!
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Narrator: Sasuke was sitting in his house eating strawberries when he heard a knock at his door. He began to open it and was nearly Trampled to death.
Naruto: Hi Sasuke, I came to set up for the party!
Sasuke: (Angry) Get off me dobe!
Naruto (Confused) Sasuke? Where are you? Your doormat feels like jello.. Whoa! Your strawberries are talking to me.
Sasuke: (Angry) Those are my berries! I mean.. erm.. Get off me!
Naruto: Oh, There you are. I came to set up for the party.
Sasuke: (Coldly) Party? You know I don't like those. Besides, I wouldn't invite you anyway.
Naruto: Why of course you would! -Hands Sasuke Invititation- By the way, I brought pin the Bikini on Sakura!
Sasuke: (Annoyed and Distrubed) Naruto, Someone must really be slipping something in your ramen because you can clearly see Ino and Sakura signed their names at the bottom, scribbled them out, and signed my name with a smiley face.
Naruto: Don't Be Silly! You wouldn't sign your name with a smiley face.
Sasuke: That doesn't make any sense you dumb ass.
Naruto: (Annoyed) So!
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Sasuke's Answering Machine: Hey this is Sasuke and this pointless device is taking up space. Leave a quick message and hope I'll care enough to get it.
Sesshoumaru: Hi Sasuke. I had a dream you were chasing Ino with scissors because you wanted to cut her hair. I still can't understand why she would run from you. Anyway, I'll be at the party.
Hiei: I have absolutely no idea who you are. But Kurama has told me you think most things are pointless. Maybe we can have a conversation about pointlessness. I'll be over.
Sakura: (Frenzied and Happy) SASUKE-KUN! I PLANNED YOU A PARTY! DO YOU LOVE ME NOW!
Ino: (Angry) Don't listen to her Sasuke! I planned the party all by myself! She just wants you to take your shirt off!
Sakura: (Embarrased) Ino? Why did you tell him?
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(A/N) Obviously, you can tell Sasuke is going to kill Naruto, Sakura, and Ino. I'm still getting over the Sakura-Bikini thing. xD (By the way, Pin the Bikini on Sakura is just like pin the tail on the donkey)
